Sexting
Sexting is a fun new fad for the kids sweeping the nation if not the world. With the advent of cheap camphones, every Tom, Craig, and camwhore can now send each other n00ds and vidya of underage b& genitalia. This of course, is highly illegal and can lead to a visit from the Party Van. Since the government is stupid, just receiving such messages can get you v& for possessing CP! The only way to get someone else v& for doing this and not get v& yourself is to delete the picture and tell the Party Van, but then they won't believe it.
Sexting is currently the leading cause of butthurt in overprotective parents [1].
Since CP is The Internet is serious business, those in possession of pix from sexting face Class A felony obscenity and delinquency of a minor charges in the USA and teens who have been successfully prosecuted for sexting have been required to register as sex offenders. This is obviously a waste of tax payer money and isn't a big deal, because if this was to happen 15 years ago nobody would give a fuck, let the kids be retard kids, WTF. Adults expect 14-17 year old teens to not be sick horny fucks, stupid, right?
When kids sext, this is what inevitably happens when the hawt pics end up on the internets:
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Sexting: Not Just For Kids Any More
Moar info: Favregeddon.
Moar info: Weinergate.
Whilst sexting is primarily a fun activity for 13-year-old boy and 16-year-old girl, it's even catching on with old people. Even your grandpa is doing it! Sometime in 2009, the sports site Deadspin broke 
a story about then New York Jets QB, 50-year-old Brett Favre, having letched after the Jets' totally bangable sexy in-house sideline reporter, former Fap model Jenn Sterger. After unsuccessfully trying to hit on her young, pert arse via plain old boring voicemail and text messages (he was, however, successful in creeping her out) the 'happily' married grandfather turned to sexting, sending her numerous cockpix and a picture of himself butt nekkid (save a pair of Crocs) fapping.
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See Also
External Links
—Deadspin |
- Kids face porn charges over 'sexting'
- Sexting Girls Facing Porn Charge Sue D.A.
- Two teenagers charged in sexting case
- P3rn charges for sexting.
[email protected] - My yahoo id if you wanna sext,boys only :)
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