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{{spoiler|no one has noticed that a cosmic catastrophe is unfolding IRL, because they are obsessed with a fictional one instead}}<br> | {{spoiler|no one has noticed that a cosmic catastrophe is unfolding IRL, because they are obsessed with a fictional one instead}}<br> | ||
[[File:Planet nine lurking.png|thumb|right|300px|Nibiru, disguised as Planet Nine, yesterday]] | [[File:Planet nine lurking.png|thumb|right|300px|Nibiru, disguised as Planet Nine, yesterday]] | ||
'''Nibiru''' is the name of a completely fictitious planet in the solar system with an orbit of 3,600 years, on which some crackpot claimed nephilim-like creatures live, and which is supposedly going to rendezvous with the Earth any day soon and usher in a new age | '''Nibiru''' is the name of a completely fictitious planet in the solar system with an orbit of 3,600 years, on which some crackpot claimed [[Otherkin|nephilim-like creatures]] live, and which is supposedly going to rendezvous with the Earth any day soon and usher in a [[new age]] or some kinda shit. The evidence for this consists entirely of poorly-photographed skies and misunderstood lens-flares, rather than any actual science. Needless to say, everyone in the internet's conspirasphere believes wholeheartedly in the truth of this nonsense and keeps up-to-date with the latest ludicrous 'evidence'. | ||
'''Planet Nine''' is the provisional name of a real planet lurking in the outer solar system, for which there is some scientific evidence [[You Forgot Poland|(sorry, Pluto)]]. If it exists, its orbit would take it through the various debris fields at the outskirts of the solar system, potentially disturbing huge icy chunks of rock to fall inward toward the Sun. Strangely enough, there has been a dramatic increase in sightings of huge meteors burning up in Earth's atmosphere, [[WTF|one of which actually fell on an Iranian town]]. Needless to say, no-one cares. | '''Planet Nine''' is the provisional name of a real planet lurking in the outer solar system, for which there is some scientific evidence [[You Forgot Poland|(sorry, Pluto)]]. If it exists, its orbit would take it through the various debris fields at the outskirts of the solar system, potentially disturbing huge icy chunks of rock to fall inward toward the Sun. Strangely enough, there has been a dramatic increase in sightings of huge meteors burning up in Earth's atmosphere, [[WTF|one of which actually fell on an Iranian town]]. Needless to say, no-one cares. | ||
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The retard who started all this tomfoolery (one Nancy Lieder) claimed that the arrival of the Hale-Bopp Comet in early 1997 was a harbinger of the delayed arrival of Planet Nibiru, which any day now would surely descend upon the unsuspecting Earth, causing calamity and misfortune on a global scale. This did not in fact happen. As astute readers will have noted, Planet Nibiru did not show up and consequently the world singularly did not undergo any dramatic upheaval as a result. | The retard who started all this tomfoolery (one Nancy Lieder) claimed that the arrival of the Hale-Bopp Comet in early 1997 was a harbinger of the delayed arrival of Planet Nibiru, which any day now would surely descend upon the unsuspecting Earth, causing calamity and misfortune on a global scale. This did not in fact happen. As astute readers will have noted, Planet Nibiru did not show up and consequently the world singularly did not undergo any dramatic upheaval as a result. | ||
Nevertheless, Ms Lieder had her dog euthanised in order to spare him the trauma of living on a planet in | Nevertheless, Ms Lieder had her dog euthanised in order to spare him the trauma of living on a planet in turmoil, although she later claimed that it was because he had been acting aggressively. She did not specify whether this aggression was caused by the animal's ability to sense pending planetary disaster. She also said that her 'May 27, 2003' prediction was [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|a 'white lie' to throw the authorities off the scent,]] so that they would have insufficient time to implement Martial Law. [[Duh|She did not specify how giving a date that was too early was meant to prevent the authorities from implementing Martial Law at a subsequent date.]] | ||
Since [[Obvious|Planet Nibiru did not show up,]] this naturally led to [[Stupidity|increased speculation about when it would in fact show up.]] | Since [[Obvious|Planet Nibiru did not show up,]] this naturally led to [[Stupidity|increased speculation about when it would in fact show up.]] | ||
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===Nibiru evidence=== | ===Nibiru evidence=== | ||
Who could possibly argue with the [[Bullshit|amazing]] facts as they are laid out in this gallery?<br><br> | Who could possibly argue with the [[Bullshit|amazing]] [[Lies|facts]] as they are [[This looks shooped|laid out]] in this gallery?<br><br> | ||
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