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{{spoiler|no one has noticed that a | {{spoiler|no one has noticed that a cosmic catastrophe is unfolding IRL, because they are obsessed with a fictional one instead}}<br> | ||
[[File:Planet nine lurking.png|thumb|right|300px|Nibiru, disguised as Planet Nine, yesterday]] | [[File:Planet nine lurking.png|thumb|right|300px|Nibiru, disguised as Planet Nine, yesterday]] | ||
'''Nibiru''' is the name of a completely fictitious planet in the solar system with an orbit of 3,600 years, on which some crackpot claimed nephilim-like creatures live, and which is supposedly going to rendezvous with the Earth any day soon and usher in a new age of weirdness. The evidence for this consists entirely of poorly-photographed skies and misunderstood lens-flares, rather than any actual science. Needless to say, everyone in the internet's conspirasphere believes wholeheartedly in the truth of this nonsense and keeps up-to-date with the latest ludicrous 'evidence'. | '''Nibiru''' is the name of a completely fictitious planet in the solar system with an orbit of 3,600 years, on which some crackpot claimed nephilim-like creatures live, and which is supposedly going to rendezvous with the Earth any day soon and usher in a new age of weirdness. The evidence for this consists entirely of poorly-photographed skies and misunderstood lens-flares, rather than any actual science. Needless to say, everyone in the internet's conspirasphere believes wholeheartedly in the truth of this nonsense and keeps up-to-date with the latest ludicrous 'evidence'. |