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[[File:Nibiru attacks washington dc.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Nibiru attacks!!!!!!]] | [[File:Nibiru attacks washington dc.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Nibiru attacks!!!!!!]] | ||
The origin of the Nibiru rigmarole was some crank back in the 1970s, called Zecheria Stichin, who wrote a | The origin of the Nibiru rigmarole was some crank back in the 1970s, called Zecheria Stichin, who wrote a [[book]] about the so-called 12th Planet. Pluto was still a planet at the time, but please bon't concern yourself with what happened to the 10th and 11th planets (Pluto was still a planet at the time), since that would be to expect a level of coherency which is glaringly lacking in this saga. | ||
Pleased with public response, Mr Stitchin wrote a series of follow-ups ("The Return of the 12th Planet"; "The 12th Planet Strikes Again"; "What the 12th Planet Did Next", et al). Eventually he ran out of LSD and back issues of ''Popular Astronomy'' magazine, and the typewriter shop refused to extend him credit on new ink-ribbons, so he turned to brewing moonshine and waiting for the internet to be invented. | Pleased with public response, Mr Stitchin wrote a series of follow-ups ("The Return of the 12th Planet"; "The 12th Planet Strikes Again"; "What the 12th Planet Did Next", et al). Eventually he ran out of LSD and back issues of ''Popular Astronomy'' magazine, and the typewriter shop refused to extend him credit on new ink-ribbons, so he turned to brewing moonshine and waiting for the internet to be invented. | ||
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Since [[Obvious|Planet Nibiru did not show up,]] this naturally led to [[Stupidity|increased speculation about when it would in fact show up.]] | Since [[Obvious|Planet Nibiru did not show up,]] this naturally led to [[Stupidity|increased speculation about when it would in fact show up.]] | ||
In 2010, Zecheria Stichin died, protesting to the end that the planet he had theorised would not behave the way Ms Lieder and her acolytes insisted it would. | |||
Eventually, the world's finest minds decided that the prediction was a decade out and that Nibiru would surely show in [[2012|2012,]] in time to bring about the Mayan end-times. When this did not in fact occur, Ms Lieder declared that the encounter would take place in 2014. Do I need to go on? | Eventually, the world's finest minds decided that the prediction was a decade out and that Nibiru would surely show in [[2012|2012,]] in time to bring about the Mayan end-times. When this did not in fact occur, Ms Lieder declared that the encounter would take place in 2014. Do I need to go on? | ||