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[[File:Dog greetings.gif|thumb|right|300px|The calmest dog you'll see.]] | |||
[[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Four vicious, pack-cunting quadrupeds.]] | [[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Four vicious, pack-cunting quadrupeds.]] | ||
'''Dogs''' are a [[incest|inbred]] mammalian quadruped, somehow descendants of [[wolves]], and the sole [[Haters|arch nemesis]] of the [[cat]] – their successor. The most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage and/or piss stench, [[Coprophagia|shit-eating]], and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop every moment of peace. | '''Dogs''' are a [[incest|inbred]] mammalian quadruped, somehow descendants of [[wolves]], and the sole [[Haters|arch nemesis]] of the [[cat]] – their successor. The most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage and/or piss stench, [[Coprophagia|shit-eating]], and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop every moment of peace. | ||