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[[Image:Katrinanawlins.jpg|thumb|[[W|You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie.]]]] | [[Image:Katrinanawlins.jpg|thumb|[[W|You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie.]]]] | ||
[[Image:23038963 BG4.jpg|thumb|As mid-July 2005]] | |||
[[Old]], outdated [[crap]]. '''2005''' is long obsolete, but is the year in which the internet started to shift into Web 2.0. | [[Old]], outdated [[crap]]. '''2005''' is long obsolete, but is the year in which the internet started to shift into [[Web 2.0]]. According to [[Old media|NBC]], [[Gwen Stefani]]'s ''Holla Back Girl'' is the number one song of 2005, making 2005 the Year of Shit Music, again. [[W]] continues second reign over [[Jewnited States|Murrika]] after votes were baleeted, thus proving niggerdom was soon to come. | ||
==Events== | |||
*[[Hurricane Katrina]] pwns [[Nawlins]]. | *[[Hurricane Katrina]] pwns [[Nawlins]]. | ||
*[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] comes out on the 6th anniversary of [[Columbine]]. Despite being a shitty game, causes extreme amounts of butthurt and lulz. | *[[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] comes out on the 6th anniversary of [[Columbine]]. Despite being a shitty game, causes extreme amounts of butthurt and lulz. | ||
*The last year that [[Newgrounds]] was good at all. | *The last year that [[Newgrounds]] was good at all. | ||
*[[YTMND]] is still relevant. | |||
*[[YTMND]] is still relevant | |||
*Shitty, Overrated MMOs like [[World of Warcraft]] and [[Maplestory]] finally kick off this year despite existing shortly before. Dozens of millions of lives are destroyed. | *Shitty, Overrated MMOs like [[World of Warcraft]] and [[Maplestory]] finally kick off this year despite existing shortly before. Dozens of millions of lives are destroyed. | ||
*[[YouTube]] comes out and lasts a year before [[Google]] buys it out and ruins it in the greatest instance of [[Eternal September]] in ... eternity. | *[[YouTube]] comes out and lasts a year before [[Google]] buys it out and ruins it in the greatest instance of [[Eternal September]] in ... eternity. | ||
*[[Jeff Weise]] shoots up his school. Plenty died, but only one victim (the teacher) was white; the media spends 5 seconds on the story before everyone moves on. | *[[Jeff Weise]] shoots up his school. Plenty died, but only one victim (the teacher) was white; the media spends 5 seconds on the story before everyone moves on. | ||
*[[SheezyArt]] bans [[Pr0n|adult art]]. [[FurAffinity]] goes online. | *[[SheezyArt]] bans [[Pr0n|adult art]]. [[FurAffinity]] goes online. | ||
*[[Saddam Hussein]] goes to trial. | |||
*[[Saddam Hussein]] goes to trial. | |||
*Some guy smashes his little brother's gamecube. Prank of the year. | *Some guy smashes his little brother's gamecube. Prank of the year. | ||
Numerous shitty memes from this year include [[Leeroy Jenkins]], [[Chuck Norris]], The Million Dollar Homepage, Back Dorm Boys, [[George Bush doesn't care about black people]], [[Loose Change]], [[Placentafag|Tom Cruise]] going apeshit on Opera, that retarded batman meme, etc.. And the list goes on... | Numerous shitty memes from this year include [[Leeroy Jenkins]], [[Chuck Norris]], The Million Dollar Homepage, Back Dorm Boys, [[George Bush doesn't care about black people]], [[Loose Change]], [[Placentafag|Tom Cruise]] going apeshit on Opera, that retarded batman meme, etc.. And the list goes on... | ||
== [[Joseph Evers]] == | == [[Joseph Evers]] == | ||
{{quote|Freedom of information for all eternity.|Joseph Evers|[[Gentlemen|Gentleman]] & scholar.}} | |||
{{quote|Freedom of information for all eternity. | |||
|Joseph Evers|[[Gentlemen|Gentleman]] & scholar}} | |||
[[Burning man|Stumbling out of the desert]] after a month-long ayahuasca binge, and having discovered [[the secret|the ancient secret]] of health, wealth, and self, he set his sights to ED—and brings the much-needed loyalty to lulz that has sustained ED through these six long years. Oh, and [[jewgold|deep pockets]]. | [[Burning man|Stumbling out of the desert]] after a month-long ayahuasca binge, and having discovered [[the secret|the ancient secret]] of health, wealth, and self, he set his sights to ED—and brings the much-needed loyalty to lulz that has sustained ED through these six long years. Oh, and [[jewgold|deep pockets]]. | ||
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* [[Jeff Weise]] | * [[Jeff Weise]] | ||
* [[Maplestory]]<noinclude> | * [[Maplestory]]<noinclude> | ||
{{history}} | {{history}} | ||