BioShock Infinite: Difference between revisions

Upon realize the rising popularity of the upcoming [[shit|thief]] game, Ken being the hack decicded to complete change the original gameplay and turning it into a generic, boring stealth shooter. The new and astonish gameplay included countless hours train wreck of a stealth section that requires the player to shoot everyone in the knee while being invisible. [[metal gear solid|Sounds familiar?]]. Ken Levine likes the gameplay so much that he made a 1999 edition, which no one cares about.

This time you gets to play as Elizabeth. After all the shit she went through, she is suddenly powerless and becomes Atlas' bitch for the entire game. After shooting every poorly designed AI in the knee, Elizabeth translated a single piece of paper and was knocked the fuck out by Atlas. [[bullshit|Turns out that piece of paper encrypted with the activation code in order to awake the main guy from the 1st game]]. This forced plot twist is only an attempt made by Ken to earn last bit of jew gold before he shut down his shitty company.