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On 23 May 2021, The Emperor of Belarus received a vision that a plane was in danger of being bombed.  So he sent a MiG to "escort" the wayward craft to Minsk, the capital.  No bomb was found.  As it turns out, the bomb decided to diffuse itself before suffering the wrath of the glorious Emperor of Belarus.  However, as it so happens a reporter who was critical of the Emperor was on board.  This dangerous fugitive was arrested and sent to be immediately <s>tortured</s> given hospital care.  Roman Protasevich's [[lie|arrest had nothing to do with bomb threat]], he just happened to be on the plane in question.  [[Superpower#EU|The EU]] then got butthurt and sent a very stern letter to Belarus [[Incontinent_Student_Bodies|crying like a little bitch]].  According to the EU, Belarus made up the bomb threat in order to have the plane land for the sole purpose of arresting this reporter, thereby putting their citizens in danger.  [[𝕿𝖍𝖊_𝕵𝖊𝖜𝖘_𝖆𝖓𝖉_𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗_𝕷𝖎𝖊𝖘|But we know the truth]].