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'''Spotify''' is a shitty [[Swedish]] [[audio]] streaming service that claims to allow its users to listen to [[music]] for free, but forgets to mention that the service includes promotional [[EXTREME ADVERTISING|LGBT pride ads]], artists battling in a pay-to-win war over their [[snoca|dogshit songs]], and 73% useless bloat. Their software takes up hundreds of megabytes of space, with a laggy and slow [[UI]] full of ads, easily [[botnet|ass-raping your RAM]]. | '''Spotify''' is a shitty [[Swedish]] [[audio]] streaming service that claims to allow its users to listen to [[music]] for free, but forgets to mention that the service includes promotional [[EXTREME ADVERTISING|LGBT pride ads]], artists battling in a pay-to-win war over their [[snoca|dogshit songs]], and 73% useless bloat. Their software takes up hundreds of megabytes of space, with a laggy and slow [[UI]] full of ads, easily [[botnet|ass-raping your RAM]]. | ||
[[File:Wanna break from the ads.jpg|250px|right]] | [[File:Wanna break from the ads.jpg|250px|right]] | ||
The streaming quality is worse than a broken [[radio]] from the [[80s]] and the songs themselves sound like they | The streaming quality is worse than a broken [[radio]] from the 19[[80s]] and the songs themselves sound like they were recorded on an [[Autotune|auto-tuned]] [[Toaster Steve|toaster]] full of compression and distortion. Rarely will you find anything of worth. | ||
In general, it's much more worthwhile to [[Soulseek|download your music]] and listen to it with an audio player, rather than use software that drains as much battery and money as possible, instead of actually playing music files for you. Alternatively, you could use ''YouTube Music'' on a web browser and just switch your [[adblock]]er on... but then again, YouTube Music has horrible audio quality as well. | In general, it's much more worthwhile to [[Soulseek|download your music]] and listen to it with an audio player, rather than use software that drains as much battery and money as possible, instead of actually playing music files for you. Alternatively, you could use ''YouTube Music'' on a web browser and just switch your [[adblock]]er on... but then again, YouTube Music has horrible audio quality as well. | ||