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'''Spotify''' (also known as '''Spotigay''') is a shitty [[Swedish]] [[audio]] streaming service that claims to allow its users to listen to [[music]] for free, but instead the service is full of [[LGBT]] pride ads, [[Shit no one cares about|new artist's songs]] and more shit like that. The software has a laggy and slow UI which is also full of ads and can [[botnet|kill your RAM]]. The audio quality is worse than a broken [[radio]] from the [[80s]] and it sounds like it was recorded by a microphone from decades ago, being full of noises and distortion, which is super disgusting.  
'''Spotify''' is a shitty [[Swedish]] [[audio]] streaming service that claims to allow its users to listen to [[music]] for free, but forgets to mention that the service includes promotional [[EXTREME ADVERTISING|LGBT pride ads]], artists battling in a pay-to-win war over their [[snoca|dogshit songs]], and 73% useless bloat. Their software takes up hundreds of megabytes of space, with a laggy and slow [[UI]] full of ads, easily [[botnet|ass-raping your RAM]]. The streaming quality is worse than a broken [[radio]] from the [[80s]] and the songs themselves sound like they where recorded on an autotuned toaster full of compression and distortion. Rarely will you find anything of worth.
[[Image:Spotify.png|150px|thumb|right|Spotigay's logo.]]


In general, it's much more worthwhile [[piracy|downloading your music]] and listening to it with an external player than using this fucked up software that's more about draining as much money as possible with ads than playing music for you.
[[Image:Spotify.png|150px|thumb|Spotify's unoriginal logo.]]
 
In general, it's much more worthwhile [[Soulseek|downloading your music]] and listening to it with an audio player, rather than using software that drains as much battery and money as possible instead of actually playing music for you. Alternatively, you could use ''YouTube Music'' on browser and just switch your [[adblock]] on... but then again, it's horrible audio quality aswell.


==The Creators==
==The Creators==
[[Image:Daniel Ek.jpeg|120px|thumb|left|This faggot is making more money every day while [[you]] remain unemployed.]]
[[Image:Daniel Ek.jpeg|120px|thumb|left|This faggot is making more money every day while [[you]] remain an unemployed neet.]]
The main person responsible for developing this disgrace was a [[faggot]] called Daniel Ek, who also worked on the [[BitTorrent|µTorrent]] project before starting to develop Spotigay. He dropped out of college and opened an advertising company (note this guy's passion for ads) called Advertigo, but he has such a strong [[fetish]] for [[money]] that he sold it in 2006 to another company. There was also a guy named Martin Lorentzo, but nobody cares to him.


The main person responsible for developing this disgrace was a [[faggot]] called ''Daniel Ek'', who also worked on the [[uTorrent|µTorrent]] project before starting to develop Spotify. He dropped out of college and opened an advertising company (note this guy's passion for ads) called Advertigo, but he has such a strong [[fetish]] for [[money]] that he sold it in 2006 to another company. There was also a guy named Martin Lorentzo, but nobody cares to him.


==Other services==
===Spotify for Podcasters===
''Spotify for Shitcasters'' is just a version of Spotify designed so that retards can pick up a microphone and say whatever the fuck they want and get other retards to listen to them. No more than 20 people use this shit. The only reason podcasts still exist on Spotify is because [[Joe Rogan]] uses it.


===Spotify for Artists===
''Spotify for [[Autists]]'' is a version of Spotify for the people that believe they have a good voice to sing or produce their own shitty songs to publish in the Spotify society. In general, nobody uses this shit either, especially when better alternatives like [[Soundcloud]] exist.


==See also==


==Spotify for Podcasters==
*[[Music]]
Spotify for Shitcasters is just a version of Spotify designed so that retards can pick up a microphone and say whatever the fuck they want while other gays listen to them through the app. No more than 20 people use this shit.
*[[Audiophile]]
 
*[[Soulseek]]
 
*[[Bandcamp]]
*[[Napster]]
*[[Ear Rape]]
*[[Limewire]]


==External Links==
*[https://open.spotify.com/ Spotify webpage]
*<b>[https://www.winamp.com/ Install this instead.]</b>


==Spotify for Artists==
Spotify for [[Autistics]] is the version of Spotigay for people for people who think they have a good voice to sing their own shitty songs and send them on that awful app. In general, nobody uses this shit either and they prefer Soundcloud.
==External Links==
*<b>[https://open.spotify.com/| The app's webpage]</b>
*<b>[https://www.winamp.com/| Install this instead.]</b>
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