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After 10 seasons in which the actors were paid more than the combined GDP of several African countries, somebody out there mercifully decided to end it. Not a moment too soon, either, given that the characters had become sickening stereotypes of personalities completely unfunny to start with, demonstrated in the "zany" character of Phoebe. It's astounding that she made it through 10 seasons without someone beating her to death with half a cinder block. | After 10 seasons in which the actors were paid more than the combined GDP of several African countries, somebody out there mercifully decided to end it. Not a moment too soon, either, given that the characters had become sickening stereotypes of personalities completely unfunny to start with, demonstrated in the "zany" character of Phoebe. It's astounding that she made it through 10 seasons without someone beating her to death with half a cinder block. | ||
Potentially the most annoying type of person in the world is the type who wonders: " | Potentially the most annoying type of person in the world is the type who wonders: "Why isn't my life like an episode of Friends, and why don't I have wacky friends who come around to instigate crazy adventures?" The answer is simple: Assuming you have any friends left after the divorce/prison/horrendous sexual misadventure, then they are likely as boring and sedentary as you. The reason you never have "wacky" adventures is because [[you]] and all your friends are boring fucks who spend the vast majority of your time wearing jogging bottoms, eating Wotsits and [[masturbation|masturbating]] so aggressively that everyone is surprised your cock/snatch is still attached, let alone functioning. | ||
Unbelievably, the characters spend the vast amount of their time in a coffee house. Hard to believe, given that if any normal person had to spend that amount of time with people that terrible, they would undoubtedly want to be somewhere, anywhere that sells [[alcohol]]. It's suspected that the show played no part in Matthew Perry's crippling drug addiction, you would certainly want to be ripped out of your skull if you had to listen to David Schwimmer for any longer than 2 minutes. You can almost see small pieces of his soul slipping away as he makes another "hilarious" Chandler <s>sarcastic comment</s> "joke", his place as the funny one hopefully being an ironic in-joke. | Unbelievably, the characters spend the vast amount of their time in a coffee house. Hard to believe, given that if any normal person had to spend that amount of time with people that terrible, they would undoubtedly want to be somewhere, anywhere that sells [[alcohol]]. It's suspected that the show played no part in Matthew Perry's crippling drug addiction, you would certainly want to be ripped out of your skull if you had to listen to David Schwimmer for any longer than 2 minutes. You can almost see small pieces of his soul slipping away as he makes another "hilarious" Chandler <s>sarcastic comment</s> "joke", his place as the funny one hopefully being an ironic in-joke. | ||