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{{spoiler|no one has noticed that a cosmic catastrophe is unfolding IRL, because they are obsessed with a fictional one instead}}<br> | {{spoiler|no one has noticed that a cosmic catastrophe is unfolding IRL, because they are obsessed with a fictional one instead}}<br> | ||
[[File:Nibiru attacks washington dc.jpg|thumb|400px|right|Nibiru attacks!!!!!!]] | [[File:Nibiru attacks washington dc.jpg|thumb|400px|right|Nibiru attacks!!!!!!]] | ||
'''Nibiru''' is the name of a completely fictitious planet in the solar system with an orbit of 3,600 years, on which some crackpot claimed [[Otherkin|nephilim-like creatures]] live, and which is supposedly going to rendezvous with the Earth any day soon and usher in a [[new age]] or some kinda shit. The evidence for this consists entirely of poorly-photographed skies and misunderstood lens-flares, rather than any actual science. Needless to say, everyone in the internet's conspirasphere believes wholeheartedly in the truth of this nonsense and keeps up-to-date with the latest ludicrous 'evidence'. | '''Nibiru''' is the name of a completely fictitious planet lurking in the outer solar system, with an orbit of 3,600 years, on which some crackpot claimed [[Otherkin|nephilim-like creatures]] live, and which is supposedly going to rendezvous with the Earth any day soon and usher in a [[new age]] or some kinda shit. The evidence for this consists entirely of poorly-photographed skies and misunderstood lens-flares, rather than any actual science. Needless to say, everyone in the internet's conspirasphere believes wholeheartedly in the truth of this nonsense and keeps up-to-date with the latest ludicrous 'evidence'. | ||
'''Planet Nine''' is the provisional name of a real planet lurking in the outer solar system, for which there is some scientific evidence [[You Forgot Poland|(sorry, Pluto)]]. If it exists, its orbit would take it through the various debris fields at the outskirts of the solar system, potentially disturbing huge icy chunks of rock to fall inward toward the Sun. Strangely enough, there has been a dramatic increase in sightings of huge meteors burning up in Earth's atmosphere, [[WTF|one of which actually fell on an Iranian town]]. Needless to say, [[No one cares|no-one cares.]] | '''Planet Nine''' is the provisional name of a real planet lurking in the outer solar system, with an orbit of 10-20,000 years, for which there is some scientific evidence [[You Forgot Poland|(sorry, Pluto)]]. If it exists, its orbit would take it through the various debris fields at the outskirts of the solar system, potentially disturbing huge icy chunks of rock to fall inward toward the Sun. Strangely enough, there has been a dramatic increase in sightings of huge meteors burning up in Earth's atmosphere, [[WTF|one of which actually fell on an Iranian town]]. Needless to say, [[No one cares|no-one cares.]] | ||