Talk:Main Page/did you know/archive1
More views than oh internet
lulz, looks like we have more hits than oh internet. This should be mentioned somewhere. Hagger 11:56, 19 April 2011 (UTC)
- Freaking awesome. Message From Xenu 12:00, 19 April 2011 (UTC)
- WHERE IS THEIR GOD NOW?--Erstok 06:45, 20 April 2011 (UTC)
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Juvenile points
Can we please take off the first, second and fourth points? They make this site look like its written by kids, and even if it is we should try to avoid showing it off. --Hydrok9
- Done TKN 06:08, 22 April 2011 (UTC)
Ugh...
Suggested changes to this article.
... that Jesus is black, and is also Michael Jackson. And dead. Also, cocks?(Not funny!)->... that Jesus is a gay black woman, and is also Michael Jackson and alive! HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT...or whatever
... Anonops was almost taken down by an illgel hacker from AU known as iCER - fine
... that retards are created by fucktarded, mouth breather sperm? (Not funny or clever!)->... that Jews watch porn in reverse to watch the whore give back the money. or ... that Abos smell terrible so blind people can hate them too. or ... that Jews keep a parking meter on their roof during Christmas. or ... that Niggers carry shit in their wallet for identification. or ... etc
... that EncyclopediaDramatica pwns OhInternet at almost absolutely everything? -> ... that EncyclopediaDramatica was ranked the number one least biased media source in a recent Aim report.
... that Encyclopedia Dramatica has received over 9000 DMCAs? - this is fine
Final point: This shouldn't be a place for anons to tickle each other's assholes. I understand that you want 'Did you know' to be about recently changed articles but it may be the case that it's not feasable. And, really, if you're not confident you're a good writer and you're not confident you're funny, you shouldn't be creating articles and likely not editing them if you're neither. --Praxlor 13:04, 22 April 2011 (UTC)
- I still think a link to http://anonnews.org/greatwar/ would be of use in that hook. Even if it's written as (sauce). It's quite an interesting page. Hagger 15:56, 22 April 2011 (UTC)
- Its a great bit of information, but there's no reason to rub ed.ch's superiority in people's faces. The result speaks for itself. --Praxlor 07:05, 23 April 2011 (UTC)
- These blow. Mort432 08:59, 9 May 2012 (EDT)
Bitches and whores
...that all bitches and whores were put in their place by the hands of a single man?
- Vinland 13:29, 9 October 2011 (CEST)
Bronies are terrible people
That bronies are[1] sick fucks? — Preceding comment added by BurningFist84 (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
- That flash is lulzy as fuck. Mort432 08:53, 9 May 2012 (EDT)
Mort432 15:47, 7 May 2012 (EDT)
...that Hipcrime is a filthy manwhore and wants nothing more than endless dicks in his gaping maw of a distended anus?
...that you shouldn't publish this article... it's only a test?
- i approve. -hipcrime
19:22, 7 May 2012 (EDT)
- Sorry Hipcrime, we can't hear you over all the dicks in your mouth.
- In all seriousness, good stuff. Glad you're mildly amused.
- Mort432 19:36, 13 May 2012 (EDT)
= Mort432 09:23, 16 May 2012 (EDT)
...that ED has started advertising an anonymous offshore VPS so you can safely access your delicious CP without getting Weev'd?
BakaRed 02:02, 9 May 2012 (EDT)
...that China is making "stamina" pills by grinding up dead babies into a fine powder?
- No, I fucking did not. Now I do, and I fucking hate you. Mort432 08:53, 9 May 2012 (EDT)
2012 Doomsday officially declared bullshit
...that the end of the world was officially called off sometime last Thursday? Shauntanica 18:39, 12 May 2012 (EDT)
Trayvon Targets
...that you can buy a Trayvon Martin hoodie target [2] that comes with skittles and iced tea?
drdope 19:50, 13 May 2012 (CST)
Yahoo CEO lies about qualifications
...That Yahoo CEO Scott Thompson has stepped down because he's an unqualified dumbass? Shauntanica 14:07, 14 May 2012 (EDT)
MeganSpeaks on 4chan, hates being told to tits or gtfo
- ...that MeganSpeaks was on 4chan's /b/ board to tell Anonymous to ask her questions about her reply whoring and all she got was "Tits or GTFO"?
- ...that MeganSpeaks hates being told to tits or gtfo?
- ...that MeganSpeaks is a hypocrite, a bully and a liar?
- ...that MeganSpeaks calls Anonymous "real life pedobears"?
- ...that MeganSpeaks hates Pedobear?
- ...that MeganSpeaks makes $10,000 - $40,000 a month just by whoring Jewtube?
- ...that LifeInATent is behind the MeganSpeaks reply whoring scam the entire time?
You can read more about her on her page. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 21:50, 14 May 2012 (EDT)
Family Guy leaving UK screens?
...That poor people who can't afford Sky TV in the UK may have their precious Family Guy taken away from them? Shauntanica 21:06, 23 May 2012 (EDT)
- LMAO at the first comment; what a fucking faggot... if you love the show so much why don't you own the DVDs? Kill yourself. - Mr Jonzz
21:15, 23 May 2012 (EDT)
Fucking Japan
....That a japanes cook cooked his own cock?
Did you know...
...that a drug called "bath salts" reportedly caused a man to go berserk and eat a homeless man's face?
BIBRulz 21:46, 29 May 2012 (EDT)
- I was just about to suggest the same thing. -Gray 16:24, 2 June 2012 (EDT)
- Great minds think alike and whatnot. BIBRulz 20:56, 2 June 2012 (EDT)
...that Eduard Khil is motherfucking dead? [3] LurktheEdiot 14:45, 4 June 2012 (EDT)
...that if you do not catch the ball your dad will go goofy time on you? Hitmonchan 18:33, 11 June 2012 (EDT)
...that a canadian teacher showed the 1 Lunatic 1 Ice pick video to his students during class? NOPES 12:48, 13 june 2012 (EDT)
Not sure if he counts as an hero but relevant
Erik Rhodes, the gay porn star and Tumblr whore, died today due to complications from steroid use.
DYK format: ...that Erik Rhodes died from putting too many things inside of him? MisterSnuggles 23:08, 14 June 2012 (EDT)
Did you ever know...
that Rodney King slipped from his pool and became an hero? [4] Hitmonchan 23:10, 17 June 2012 (EDT)
Department of Homelol Security
...that the Department of Homeland Security is concerned about terrorists eating pork in Mexico on a cloudy day? Armucat 15:47, 18 June 2012 (EDT)
Massachusetts fine for swearing
That you can now be fucking fined for fucking swearing outside in shitty old Middleborough, Massachusetts? Shauntanica 12:50, 20 June 2012 (EDT)
anderson cooper came out
Did you know? That anderson cooper is a faggot?[5]
Higg's Boson
Seems like a good idea to reference it on here, perhaps; "That Physics is done now and we can move onto Chemistry?". Veltas 17:44, 4 July 2012 (EDT)
Hoovy
- Did you know that it costs $400.000 to fire this gun for 12 seconds?
- Did you know that Mitchell Henderson became An hero after he has lost his iPod?
(not very lulzy) ~TenSecondsFlat
08:49, 7 July 2012 (EDT)
R.I.P ripping off musical rip-offs
... that Big Brother and the corpies demand your ISP to mod whatever the fuck you're downloading? Hitmonchan 13:33, 7 July 2012 (EDT)
German Youtube Faggots
... that Germany is also full of faggots?
--Superm4n 13:58, 10 July 2012 (EDT)
Did you know...
...that Chris-chan was sentenced to community service and mandatory psychiatric care, after trespassing, hitting someone with his car, and assaulting a police officer nine months ago?
BIBRulz 15:43, 11 July 2012 (EDT)
Horsefucker.. i mean, equestria island
Okay, so out there, some horse fucking closet case has mastered the art of the basement dweller, and is trying to raise money for, get this, An island about my little pony. Supposedly, this island is going to be some rock out in the ocean, which they will build a statue of celestia on. Since we're all to cheap to hire a hitman and forget it ever happened, we should put this on dyk. Here's a link to this utter faggotry. He wants $600,000, and some people have already donated. This is a hilarious scam.
— Preceding comment added by Shifty (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
- One advantage to this is that if this island actually ends up happening, we could get every ponyfag to visit it. Then, while they're all on the island, we destroy any means of transportation off the island, trapping them there forever! Or we could simply nuke the island.
- BIBRulz 20:52, 15 July 2012 (EDT)
Did U Know
That a man in PA turned road rage into an epic new level?
That a father from Indiana admitted to strapping his kids on the hood of his car?
That a guy was caught trying to hire someone from Craigslist to rape his own wife?
That it's been proven Italians can't swim for shit?
That two dumbasses in Florida tried to break into a house through the fucking doggie door?
-- Suki 10:37, 17 July 2012 (EDT)
Did you fags know...
That Onigojirakaiju is a fucking fatass with a crocodile fetish? Are you butthurt?
BAWWW here. 01:19, 21 July 2012 (EDT)
Suggestion
...that Octomom has resorted to porn to put food on the table TUXLIE 04:51, 23 July 2012 (EDT)
One More
...that a guy spent $50,000 in a strip club TUXLIE 04:56, 23 July 2012 (EDT)
Ok, just one more
...that, these days, even your Mom can hack into your School Computers and change your grades ? TUXLIE 05:00, 23 July 2012 (EDT)
I'm on a Roll now
...that a Homeless Man skinned and ate a kitteh TUXLIE 05:40, 27 July 2012 (EDT)
Did you know?
That British men are useless in bed because they cannot cum successfully? The Germans think so!
Suki 20:00, 30 July 2012 (EDT)
Ohinternet thinks were cancer.
http://ohinternet.com/The_Cancer_That_Is_Killing_/b/
In the list of people blamed for the cancer, were at the bottom. No butthurt there at all. --Shifty 00:42, 31 July 2012 (EDT)
Did you Know?
That it took Obama four years to be considered more influential than Justin Bieber?
Meth in Snickers Bars
A California man faces federal drug charges for trying to smuggle more than 4 pounds of methamphetamine to Japan in what looked like dozens of Snickers bars. -Gray 12:22, 22 August 2012 (EDT)
David Gonterman is back
And he's trying to kickstart a web comic.
Did you know?
...that just one squeeze of a Japanese Porn Star's breasts can help to find a cure for AIDS?
--CrackRabbit 23:47, 1 September 2012 (EDT)
Did you know?
... that the "Love and Tolerance" Bronies claim that My Little Pony is about is a lie, and since bronies originated on 4chan, they're still terrible people?
--CrackRabbit 00:57, 2 September 2012 (EDT)
Did you know? LulzSec update edition!
... that LulzSec member Raynaldo Rivera was recently busted by the FBI for his involvement in the hacking of Sony?
--CrackRabbit 19:07, 2 September 2012 (EDT)
Did you know?
...That a Canadian Sick fuck tried to assassinate the brand new prime minister of Québec, Pauline Marois?
--NOPES, 9:57 EDT, 06/09/12
Did you know? Uber geek edition
... That Magic is officially out of ideas? Nightwing 04:46, 10 September 2012 (EDT)
Did you know? - Larry Flynt's cash for Romney-taxes program
...That magazine publisher Larry Flynt is offering a million dollars for Mitt Romney's tax records?
--CrackRabbit 16:29, 9 September 2012 (EDT)
Two big documents & one lulzy
...that there's a 51% bias in coin tosses?
...that Infrasound causes you to an hero?
...that OhInternet had a 90% bounce rate in August?
Graham 17:10, 12 September 2012 (EDT)