Talk:Starkiller88

So, let me get this straight. I, as Bryan Seecrets operating the sockpuppet Starkiller88 on Wikipedia, am responsible for the disruptiveness via sockpuppets and anonymous IPs (most of which are registered to Telekom Malaysia). I just discovered a widespread elaborate conspiracy in place to stifle my contributions on every place of the Internet. Look at the damn information at the sockpuppet user page.Starkiller88 is back 03:04, 28 June 2013 (EDT)

Does it look like we give a fuck? ••General Niggerson 03:12, 28 June 2013 (EDT)

This was an imposter

And not even a very good one. It's a shame the username was wasted on such an unfunny hack.
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 16:41, 28 June 2013 (EDT)

Damn I'm good. ••General Niggerson 16:58, 28 June 2013 (EDT)

Clarification Needed

	“	Last month, you wanted me to quintuple my medication in order to kill myself and step back from my computer and die. Is it a joke or a threat?	„
	—This e-mail was sent by Starkiller88 is back to Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost by the "E-mail user" function at Encyclopedia Dramatica.

their OhI account

http://cache.ohinternet.com/Special:Contributions/Bryan_See -- Talk to me|Contribs 02:32, 10 July 2013 (EDT)

Shit runs downhill. He still emails me to try and figure out if I'm trying to kill him.
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 03:16, 10 July 2013 (EDT)

What I love about the Internet: "I'd like to search things." - lol • Mr.Jonzz 07:08, 10 July 2013 (EDT)

i was wondering why i didnt see this creep in recent changes anymore, lol too funny - disassemblyline | _^talk | _^contribs 07:20, 15 August 2013 (EDT)

^{I NO CREEP YOU TAKE BACK NAO!} • BDSee 07:53, 15 August 2013 (EDT)

	“	I saw your articles in Special:RecentChanges and you need to work on them. A lot. For starters, OhI is a work-safe site, which means no swear words or sexual references. Also, we tell the truth here. Please do not make attack articles about people that we don't know anything about.	„
	— somefag

lol • Mr.Jonzz 08:18, 15 August 2013 (EDT)

this diff had me dying laughing, hes doing it all over again over there, but hes also very busy

ill see if i can another section going with some links to him on OhI.. done, could use more though - disassemblyline | _^talk | _^contribs 23:32, 25 August 2013 (EDT)

About myself

First of all, I would like to thank all of you at ED for revealing my past history. My personal agenda is to improve the wiki for anyone to read. I'm no holder of absolute truth, but I hate misinformation and lies that are used to fabricate my history to expose me after getting banned from all sites and the Internet by Telekom Malaysia. Please keep up the good work. Starkiller88 Im Back AGAIN 03:28, 7 September 2013 (EDT)

Bryan Seecrets is a mainly dormant account created in 2006, a year before Starkiller88. Do not label this as a sock of Starkiller88. Do not give in BatteryIncluded's suicide threats. BatteryIncluded is out to kill me. Starkiller88 Im Back AGAIN 03:31, 7 September 2013 (EDT)

"I hate misinformation and lies that are used to fabricate my history to expose me after getting banned from all sites" and here you are. again. - DL | _^talk | _^contribs 03:55, 7 September 2013 (EDT)

Bryan See responds

I resond with all my points clear:

Points

1. I am capable of using or owning any computer, so thus I am computer literate and I am not banned from using a computer.
2. I am certain that I may be banned from filing appeals to Wikipedia's BASC. AGK is lying in favor of BatteryIncluded as no ArbCom member/clerk contacted me by letter, phone, email, on Wikipedia, in person, or any other way, other than considering and declining appeals in less than a day without any further reason.
   1. Maybe they rejected appeals prematurely in favor of 1/ Go somewhere else, 2/ Don't file any appeals ever again, 3/ Go and take your meds and be well, 4/ Die, 5/ Before we kill you and destroy your computer, and so on. These are characterised as incivility and threats.
   2. Another possibility that AGK is part of the BatteryIncluded cabal/conspiracy.
3. The creation of a shit attack article about BatteryIncluded, as well as disruptive vandalism to BatteryIncluded's Wikipedia space, is a revenge for BatteryIncluded wanting me to die via an "increase in my medication intake", a deceptive suicide/death threat posing as a sage advice given the circumstances.
4. There is a widespread conspiracy to shut down the Internet, infect all computers with malware, and exterminate the human race by forcing their suicide via an increase in their medication intakes.
5. I just have to write a letter to every editor who wrote technical publications about Wikipedia and probably anything else on the Internet. This is not a threat but merely reporting unfair treatment and other things that happen in the Internet, particularly the conspiracy by BatteryIncluded. I am not making threats to tell editors what are nasty places Wikipedia and the Internet are because of BatteryIncluded if they don't let me return.
6. Starkiller88 IS a sockpuppet of Bryan Seecrets.
7. My ISP, Telekom Malaysia, has never attempted to prevent me from accessing Wikipedia or anything else on the Internet for that matter.
8. Wikipedia is the one who is against me, not ED. I did not have my perception that everyone in the whole world against me.
9. Paranoia is a condition that no one recovers from it. Instead, he DIES after increasing his medication intake. BatteryIncluded is out to kill and murder me. My maker is an increase in my medication intake as wanted by BatteryIncluded, Wikipedia, Wikipediocracy and probably Wikipedia Review!
10. Operation Phobos-Gone is a merely a deceptive front to become a signed death warrant by Wikipedia. Many Anonymous members are busy in helping me to further the operation to start any criminal or vigilante activities against scientists and engineers involved in Phobos-Grunt in order to make my claims I was adding to these Wikipedia articles genuine, making a point to BatteryIncluded.
11. I think the evidence of my repeated vandalism made to BatteryIncluded's page, calling him stupid/pathetic and comparing him to a computer virus, which is documented on the main article, is being completely sidestepped by Boing! said Zebedee on behalf of BatteryIncluded in favor of obsessions, which presumably exhausted community patience and leading Dennis Brown to permanently ban me completely with personal attacks, and not listing me on the list of banned users.
12. There is cabalism and a conspiracy in Wikipedia and anything else on the Internet. It's purely human nature. Any mentions about BatteryIncluded can be considered attacks against him, and one should know that no one will mention about him if they don't want to be immediately killed. Look at Dennis Brown, he reverted it on Wikipedia's List of Banned Users after one added Russavia in it.
    1. The evidence of a widespread conspiracy is clearly shown by BatteryIncluded's dealing with Starkiller88, and the admins' fabricated views on it. Look at the absence of Starkiller88's entry on the list of banned users as none of the admins have sole authority to put it there. This shows they don't like to mention something they don't seem to address and they would want to kill someone who does so.
13. As I said, I have no serious intentions to commit criminal or vigilante activities against the scientists and engineers behind the Phobos-Grunt mission via Operation Phobos-Gone when Anonymous are too busy.
14. Are you also going to document my activities on my forum?

The malware

The malware that BatteryIncluded and his conspirators use against my computer and others probably a variant of ransomware, but a new form of malware called "adaptive/regenerative murder ransomware". It's quite dangerous, given its capability to assert itself into other forms of malware, gaining higher levels of social engineering, using both official organisations and anti-virus/anti-malware vendors to gain credibility and even infecting the BIOS and the hard drive's Master Boot Record. I plan to discuss this on many computer/tech forums (e.g. BleepingComputer.com) for dealings with this type of malware.

First of all, when the computer is infected, the screen freezes and the user is taken to a dynamic-changing screen. Initially, a warning message appears:

WHO

Who Health Organization

Attention!!

Your PC is blocked due to the reasons below:

Your IP address was used to troll, vandalize and destroy wikis, forums, visit websites containing pornography, child pornography, zoophilia and child abuse. Your computer has also been filled with files with pornographic content, elements of violence and child pornography since you've started using your computer!

Illegal access and spam distribution of paranoid and terrifying messages have been initiated or effected from your computer without your consent or knowledge, or your computer may be infected by malware, thus you are neglecting the uses of personal computer.

This computer lock is aimed to stop your unauthorized cyber-activity.

Please shut down and unplug your computer. You may want to call a professional in removing this message, but there is no one willing to do so. It is recommended that you forfeit all of your computers that will be seized, and do something else for the rest of your life, starting over your life.

However, you aren't willing to drop your obsession with computers. It is highly advisable to get well, by doubling, tripling, quadrupling and quintupling your medication dose.

By incresing your medication and recover seriously, your computer will get automatically unlocked. By banning a computer user, it is determined that the problems described above outweighs the benefits of using a computer, and access to computers may be restricted without any warning.

Any attempt to fix this computer by yourself and any means will lead to the full formatting of your hard drive and the flashing of your BIOS. All the files, videos, photos, documents and applications on your computer, as well as your computer's booting ability will be lost.

For identifying banned paranoid computer users who are needing serious medical attention, as well as a more effective computer ban enforcement and a medical recovery, a treaty with companies was signed to allow development of anti-virus and anti-malware software with checkuser and identification capabilities on [dates prior to the date of infection].

[logos of the world's major antivirus and antimalware vendors]

Endorsed by Wikipedia

[signatures of Wikipedia admins endorsing/imposing this computer ban]

After a forced shutdown, the screen is completely taken over by this new popup showing an image of a kitten (complete with natural kitten sounds) as if it is given to the infected computer user below:

This version of this particular virus used by BatteryIncluded and his conspirators is often referred to as the BatteryIncluded kitten, the BatteryIncluded kitty, the BatteryIncluded cat, the BatteryIncluded kitten virus, the BatteryIncluded kitty virus, the Red kitten virus, Red kitty virus, BatteryIncluded cat virus, and other loose references. It may be accompanied by some love message and with a lovely suicide threat. Attempting to close down the popup will get the message:

	“	PLEASE DON'T!	„
	—The initial error message when you try to use your infected computer

	“	YOUR COMPUTER IS LOCKED AND UNUSABLE. YOU ARE NOT A PROPER PERSON TO OWN OR USE ANY COMPUTER. SINCE YOU DID TO THAT KITTEN, CHARGES OF ANIMAL CRUELITY WILL BE INITIATED AGAINST YOU.	„
	—After you attempted to use the computer or close down the pop up.

Every time you start in any of the three safe modes of Windows, you'll get a blue screen error message followed by a shut down.

The virus and ransomware alike often control the web cameras (webcam, web cam) of computer systems they infect. When the computer user is taken to the fake drive-by-download website (or the screen simply pops up), a streaming video is displayed from the users connected webcam. The ransomware virus screen or page may display the webcam as “recording”. If you do not have a web cam connected the video screen will appear blank and will still show as recording. The virus and alike malware are capable of recording your through your webcam and connected audio interfaces, such as microphones and audio production equipment.

The virus may cause Antivirus software to malfunction. Anti Malware and Antivirus programs as well as utilities can be used to scan and remove the virus and its threats but in many scenarios the infection has progressed far enough to disable removal software. Running any anti-virus and anti-malware software regardless of the internet connection the virus shuts the computer down before the scan progress reaches 1%. Trying to use "system restore' and the virus prevents the computer from completing the process. Then, after log-in the frozen screen changes to a message on a black screen that says:

Initially:

You are not allowed to fix your computer!!

The [organization] has carefully considered your fixes but it is our decision to decline to fix your computer at this time. We know your intentions of misusing your own computer, and you got it locked. We'll keep in touch with you when there's dissent.

In the meantime, you may [not] try to fix your computer again [period/after the date].

For [organization]

AGK [•] [timestamp/date]

And then:

You are not allowed to fix your computer!!

The [organization] has carefully considered your fixes but it is our decision to decline to fix your computer at this time. You may [not] try to fix your computer again [period/after the date].

For [organization]

AGK [•] [timestamp/date]

Please note that all claims made by this virus are not real. Any dissent will not fix this malware, and it will likely introduce more computer infections. This version is also known as the AGK virus, the AGK Black Screen Virus, and other loose references.

In some other cases, the virus may assert into a malware which not only locks down a computer and bans the person behind it, but also destroys any data through the full-formatting of the hard drives, infects the BIOS and the MBR and renders the computer entirely unusable beyond any complicated repair so many computer repairmen may think this is your destroyed computer. This virus is referred to as the Dennis Brown Virus, the Computer Doomsday Virus, the Dennis Brown Computer Doomsday Virus, the Black Screen of Death Computer Doomsday Virus, Black Doomsday Virus and other loose references.

In some reported instances, victims have received phone calls from criminals claiming to be Microsoft/IT employees (etc.) informing them that their computer systems has been infected with malware, etc. These phone calls are in relation to this particular crypto-murderware virus. If you receive any calls like this, keep in mind these are not Microsoft employees (nor a realistic service), and contact the proper law enforcement depending on your geographic location. These phone calls are defined as “phishing” schemes and may or may not be related to the BatteryIncluded virus and its associated threats.

If you are infected with adaptive and regenerative ransom murderware such as the BatteryIncluded virus, your personal and private data, computer system functionality and your own life is already at a very high risk. If the infected computer is powered ON and connected to the internet, trojan horses may have complete control of the computer system and access to every piece of stored data.

The main purpose of this ransomware is to target and scare unsuspecting victims into believing they got themselves banned in order to be exposed and have to get well for themselves, wait before attempting to fix their computers themselves on the prompted “alert pages”, but that does not mean the infection will not hibernate (remain undetected) on an infected system in order to exploit vulnerabilities utilizing other malicious practices aside from locking the system and banning the person behind it with personal attacks, defamation and suicide threats. It has been reported that the BatteryIncluded virus may steal private information while remaining in the background.

In essence, the virus itself is dangerous, and must be removed quickly. Recovering from any mental condition and being well does not mean the malware will be fixed - killing yourself without using violent methods in order to remove BatteryIncluded malware will result in your computer being reduced from a working one to a bleeping one due to the allowance of third-party viruses and malware to destroy the infected computer while the user is "recovering" (is dying slowly) - that's what BatteryIncluded, Wikipedia, Wikipediocracy and Wikipedia Review are seeking.

My message

YOU ARE ALL GOING TO GET IT BECAUSE BATTERYINCLUDED AND WIKIPEDIA WANT ME TO MEET MY MAKER, WHICH IS AN INCREASE IN MY MEDICATION IN ORDER TO BE WELL AND RECOVER FROM PARANOIA. I WAS ABUSED, LIED AND PERSONAL-ATTACKED BY INCIVIL WIKIPEDIA COMMUNITY/ARBCOM, DENNIS BROWN, AGK AND BOING! SAID ZEBEDEE ON BEHALF OF BATTERYINCLUDED! THEY DID NOT LIST ME ON THE LIST OF BANNED USERS. WIKIPEDIA IS OUT TO KILL ME - BY FORCING ME TO MEET MY MAKER - AN INCREASE IN MY MEDICATION INTAKE TO BE WELL!!! IF BATTERYINCLUDED MET ME IN PERSON, HE SHOULD HAVE MURDERED ME BY NOW. MY HISTORY ON NOT ONLY THE INTERNET WILL BE ERASED COMPLETELY. THEY WILL WIPE OUT HISTORY OF HUMANKIND AND THE HUMAN RACE WILL FALL AFTER THE INTERNET HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN. MY ISP, TELEKOM MALAYSIA HAS NOT BEEN INFORMED BY WIKIPEDIA, AND HAS YET TO PREVENT ME FROM ACCESSING WIKIPEDIA AND THE INTERNET!!! BATTERYINCLUDED'S GONNA HOLD MY PARENTS AND MY SISTER HOSTAGE AND PROBABLY KILL THEM UNLESS I HEED TO HIS DEMANDS AND SUICIDE THREATS. THERE IS CABALISM AND A CONSPIRACY IN WIKIPEDIA AND THE INTERNET. IT'S HUMAN NATURE. BATTERYINCLUDED CREATED THEM FROM ME. BATTERYINCLUDED IS NOTORIOUS FOR CREDIBLE FABRICATIONS AND CONSPIRACIES TO MURDER ME BY FORCING MY SUICIDE VIA AN INCREASE IN MY MEDICATION INTAKE. NO ADMINISTRATOR/ARBITRATOR WILL UNBLOCK/UNBAN ME IF THEY DON'T WANT TO BE IMMEDIATELY DESYSOPPED AND BANNED FOR THAT WITHOUT ANY DISCUSSION!! NO ONE HAS EVER SINCE CHALLENGED MY BAN!!! I FELT THAT AN UNTOLD NUMBER OF INTERNET USERS IN MALAYSIA HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO EDIT WIKIPEDIA DUE TO COLLATERAL DAMAGE FROM BLOCKS OF STARKILLER88!!!! DENNIS BROWN IS GOING TO SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET AND SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTERS TO ALLOW BATTERYINCLUDED GIVE KITTENS TO EVERYONE IN ORDER TO ENCOURAGE THEM TO KILL THEMSELVES - AND CAUSE TOTAL HUMAN EXTINCTION!!!!!! I'M GOING TO REPORT HIM AND HIS CONSPIRATORS TO THE IC3 AND THE AUTHORITIES AS SCAMMERS. BATTERYINCLUDED AND HIS CONSPIRATORS SHOULD GO TO TRIAL FOR HIS CONSPIRATORIAL CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY, AS WELL AS INFECTING PEOPLE'S COMPUTERS WITH A COMPUTER VIRUS/TROJAN CAPABLE OF WIPING HARD DRIVES AND BIOSES (as stated above). Starkiller88888888 08:17, 2 October 2013 (EDT)

	“	I can definitely overcome my autism.	„
	—Bryan See

Apparently not. • Mr.Jonzz 08:30, 2 October 2013 (EDT)