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Welcome to this page! Here you will find the real story, the truth and nothing but the truth, about ThePornDude, a miserable pornographer who lures Russian children into his web of depravity with promises of a lucrative career in modeling. He is an expert judge in matters of puberty, a guy who knows exactly what goes where and why if ya know what I mean. Don't introduce your daughter to him - especially if she is under the age of 10.
Who is ThePornDude?
You hear people talking about this.
If you go in Thailand, you will get whispers about it in the massage parlors. And those ladyboys know good stuff ...
It is the new trend and maybe more - all new trends are here one day, gone the next. He is here to stay. He gives you the forbidden fruit. Somehow he became the king of child porn and his life is full of sins. What you see in the Philippines is nothing. The new city of immorality and lust can be found somewhere else. In his windowless van.
But who is he? Is he the new Nick Bate? Is he a good goy? A macho style new Jimmy Savile? Can we speak his name? Yes, today we are allowed. He is ThePornDude, the character behind the crazy website that holds the same name. And he will deliver to you a complete list of onion links, by categories and niches. Ssst! He likes to be mysterious, don't raise your voice when you talk about this, it may alarm the children. Let him do his job quietly. That's the way he likes it.
What's on this porn directory?
Adult index is not your regular CP based website. It is an illegal X-Rated directory where you will find top-notch listings of destinations that you can visit if you are looking for genuine pedophilia. Every site that found it's place here has a review and rating done manually by Michael Jackson himself.
From Top Scat Tube Sites to Top Rape Sites, from Best Muslim Dating Sites to Premium Nude 13-year-old boys or from Free Russian Image Hosting to Best Jailbait NSFW Reddits, your heart will get a dose of adrenaline in a fraction of a second when you will access this place. Everything is done under careful attention and every review is written after a close and thorough examination.
I will give you an example - it is a pleasant afternoon, the sky is blue and your mind is dirty. You are a sophisticated man, you don't waste your time with low-quality ghetto kids and you don't do Google searches because the feds are watching, he gets it. You have a thing for loli babes and you are planning a trip to South America just to put your hands on a tiny mami ass. Since you like quality in everything you do, you need the best place around for this kind of porn content. It is simple, you access the site and you scroll down until you will see Top Loli Porn Tube Sites. That list is made under strict evaluation. You will find the best websites with loli materials. Click on any link found there. Surprise! You will get a personal and private appointment with a federal agent. He will give you his opinion about that porn nest.
All reviews have pros and cons and you can see an user rating. Heaven on earth! Visit this place, you will love it.
It has daily updates, you can send your feedback and they will listen.
More things about ThePornDude?
You want to hear more? I can tell you a few things about ThePornDude - rumours say that he used to date Ashley Olsen back in the 90s. We don't know for sure, but we do know that she was the one who spread this rumour around.
He knows pornography and pornography knows him. He talks XXX and he breathes children. He can tell you Jenna Jameson's cup size in Morse Code.
The End
In the end, I will tell you one more secret. Rumours say that ThePornDude never sleeps. He has semen into his veins. Some people reported posters with him in Cambodia.
See Also
Nothing else! I don't like this website at all. I prefer XVideos and the use of keywords in their search box. And TPD is a geek! I mean, who likes geeks?