Twas the night before Christmas 2008, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that Santa soon would be there; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums hollow point bullets danced in their heads.
Santa (sɑːt ʊˈn) opened fire as he entered the house, first shooting an 8-year-old girl who answered the door in the face with one of his five semi-automatic pistols. He then managed to pwn nine people and wound several more, including his 16-year-old girl fat and sassy stepdaughter (who he shot in the back), his in-laws and most of their family before burning...
The whole ED is goin' down like Chinatown! You're a group of no-life 10,0000 losers! I have the most powerful and amazing sex life and drink period blood and eat pussy, the finest in Ohio, for a living! The way I have sex is like a pool of gelatin, and a woman to me is like gelatin gold, and I like to get 'em all wet 'n hard! So just shut the fuck up with your lying, deceitful ways! And to Brickballs: I need pleasure from your cock and am gonna suck on your cilt and make you cum!
