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Article of the Now Halloween Back in the old days, Halloween costumes used to look like this. Genuinely fucking creepy. Halloween is that special time of year we remember the birth of Satan. Due to it's demonic origins people, especially children are more likely to be killed on this night than at any other time of the year. Because of this there are many urban legends surrounding Halloween intending to make it even more scary, such as poisoned candy, satanic murders and mannequins which turn out to be genuine corpses. Except these are not stories - they are true. (CONTINUE TO SPOOKY READING) Did You Know... ... that the Maldives just b& Jews? ... that Trump has been found guilty of 34 counts? Google "Trump Rule 34" for more information. ... that Doge has died? ... that Iran's president has died in a helicopter crash? ... that encyclopediadramatica.online died because the new owner hid like a bitch and let it die? Spread the word about edramatica.com ... that CP was recently legalized in India? Gross, but not shocking, considering it is India. ... that there is an online glory hole finder for your homoerotic pleasure? ... that OJ's wife's killer finally bit the dust? ... rapper P Diddy has been on the run since last Thursday? Video of the Now Load video YouTube YouTube might collect personal data. Privacy Policy ContinueDismiss Suggest a Featured Video • View the VOTN Archives

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