Nothing Ever Happens

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The origin

Nothing Ever Happens is a catchphrase originating on 4chan's /pol/ board as the common response to nothing ever happening from various world conflicts or just more Middle East shit. The meme has spread across the internet and is especially popular on X. The meme can be commonly seen portrayed with various soyjaks despite not originating on the Soyjak.party. Believing that nothing happens is a mindset that sprouts from doomerism but with an accidental sunny worldview because the "thing" happening is usually WWIII and the fall of the western world. On the internet nothing happens until it happens and this saying sprouted from growing frustration that the world isn't on fire (yet), probably because Jew Dork City Tunnel Rats will not allow th' apocalypse to happen because they want everyone to become hollow wagecucks who only slave away to their masters all day.


What to do if something may happen

  1. Open 4chan, X, EDF, etc.
  2. Find thread about what's going on.
  3. Declare nothing ever happens.
  4. ????
  5. Profit

If nothing happened?

Do you ever have boring days? Do you ever feel like you need something to cheer you up? Maybe you need something to keep you busy. Well, worry no more, there's a solution to every problem on this planet, including you feeling like a lazy piece of shit:

The year is 2024. There are over 6 gorillion annoying fucking problems polluting the planet. The only way to solve them? Bomb the shit out of each other and shoot each other's troops. War is the most effective diplomatic product since socializing was invented. So therefore: whatever country you live in, please pressure your government into fighting some random nation FOR THE Lulz. The world NEEDS another world war because war is extremely funny. The cure to boredom is death.

   
 

 

 
 

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