User:Duke Space Disco
An emaciated Norwegian Goth Odin-worshipper whom will never stop bitching about how computer games in the 90's were so much better. He has been mistaken for a woman on multiple occasions due to his frail frame and girlishly long hair. He is probably a narcissist, but still only a quarter as egotistical as Noah Antwiler. He only drinks wine. He can't code for shit, not even in Java, but he can get old DOS games to run on new computers so some argue that he is a hardcore hacker. Despite what all common sense would dictate, he does have a girlfriend. He can proudly say that the forum he frequents is Brony free, which is a exactly like being proud that your small African village is AIDS free. He has been blessed with a chemistry professor that looks not unlike Ainsley Harriott. He enjoys listening to crappy Eurodance and Synthwave. He has an unhealthy nostalgic obsession with Windows 95 and is evidentally pissed off at the open source circlejerk.
If you enjoyed BioShock, but have never played System Shock, you should do the game industry a favor and go die in a fire. If you are an Irish or British faggot that calls himself a fellow "Asatru", you deserve to have Gungnir shoved up your pussy-whipped western European asshole. Lady Gaga should be crucified. If you still enjoy League of Legends after playing +1000 games or so, you are everything that's wrong with the game industry.
