User:Gotschikkan/Kreayshawn

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I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries.
 

 
 

—Kreayshawn


Natassia Gail Zolot, better known as Kreayshawn is a Russian American Wigger who has become the main source of American morals through her rap music and is liked only by 12 year old girls. It was sent to Earth by Jesus in order to steal cars, sell drugs to our youth, snort cocaine out of dollar bills, and murder people wit her swag, mane.

My beach is tha hood, breh.

He or she holds the record for the second most annoying "recording artist", next to the esteemed Justin Beiber. Kreayshawn is reportedly the love child of holy-man Fred Phelps and the soft hearted Joseph Stalin, and had a delayed birth out of Phelps' ass sometime last Thursday. Once Phelps realized that she was a wigger, he drove her to Oakland and dropped her off. She was then picked up and raised by the local inhabitants.


Gucci Gucci

At the tender age of 21 Kreayshawn drunkenly scribbled on the paper sack covering her Forty while listening to NWA. What she wrote later became her most successful song, Gucci Gucci, in which she raps about the brands she wishes her wigger ass could afford, and selling Adderall to college kids