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Mike's One-Too-Many Dogs About missing Pics
  • This dog is Luke. He is mine. He likes watermelon.

    This dog is Luke. He is mine. He likes watermelon.

  • This dog is Drew. He is mine. He hates Luke.

    This dog is Drew. He is mine. He hates Luke.

  • Dallas, because 1 wolf is too little and 4 is too few.

    Dallas, because 1 wolf is too little and 4 is too few.

  • This is is my baby girl, Aleshka. Her hobbies include conversation, hanging out with Wolfy, and running off trying to get shot by fucking rednecks.

    This is is my baby girl, Aleshka. Her hobbies include conversation, hanging out with Wolfy, and running off trying to get shot by fucking rednecks.

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  • Wolfy: We ran the fuck out of names a long time ago.

    Wolfy: We ran the fuck out of names a long time ago.

  • Jake being weird as fuck

    Jake being weird as fuck

  • Toby

    Toby

  • Sneeze (originally Pekingese because fuck names) is a real asshole. He growls at you when you pick him up and bites. Good thing his teeth don't match up. He's spoiled as hell because if we don't he'll kill us. He's the biggest dog we have except if you count size.

    Sneeze (originally Pekingese because fuck names) is a real asshole. He growls at you when you pick him up and bites. Good thing his teeth don't match up. He's spoiled as hell because if we don't he'll kill us. He's the biggest dog we have except if you count size.

  • Abigail: She needs to fucking die. pwnt

    Abigail: She needs to fucking die. pwnt

  • Bella: She needs to fucking shut up.

    Bella: She needs to fucking shut up.

  • Jack, a.k.a. the chupacabra. He needs to fucking die. RIP, you will be sorely missed.

    Jack, a.k.a. the chupacabra. He needs to fucking die. RIP, you will be sorely missed.

  • Lacey

    Lacey

  • Katy

    Katy

  • Odis: He needs to fucking die.

    Odis: He needs to fucking die.

  • Paris: She's a 100%, pure-bred, Dalmation, Chow Chow, Newfoundlanded, German Shepard, Golden Retriever, Rhodesian Ridgeback, American Eskimo, German Shorthaired Pointer, Pug.

    Paris: She's a 100%, pure-bred, Dalmation, Chow Chow, Newfoundlanded, German Shepard, Golden Retriever, Rhodesian Ridgeback, American Eskimo, German Shorthaired Pointer, Pug.

  • Penny: She was thrown out of a moving car window. She needs to fucking die.

    Penny: She was thrown out of a moving car window. She needs to fucking die.

  • This good ol' boy is Blue: cleverly named after the fact that he's a Blue Tick Coon Hound. adopted

    This good ol' boy is Blue: cleverly named after the fact that he's a Blue Tick Coon Hound. adopted

  • Some cross breed between a dog, a cheesey poof, and a rat AKA a chihuahua adopted

    Some cross breed between a dog, a cheesey poof, and a rat AKA a chihuahua adopted

  • A 5 pound Pomeranian. Cute as fuck imo.Adopted

    A 5 pound Pomeranian. Cute as fuck imo.Adopted



Cats Are Better Anyways About missing Pics
  • Newfags can't catforce.

    Newfags can't catforce.

  • This is my cat Fireball. He's made of Hell, spitfire, and 100% win. He teaches our dogs respect, and needs to fucking die.

    This is my cat Fireball. He's made of Hell, spitfire, and 100% win. He teaches our dogs respect, and needs to fucking die.

  • This is... well fuck... Orangekitten? I don't fucking know. Julius now, and adopted.

    This is... well fuck... Orangekitten? I don't fucking know. Julius now, and adopted.

  • His real name is Ziti, but he answers to Stripedy Kitty.

    His real name is Ziti, but he answers to Stripedy Kitty.

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  • Measer: He ate the half a dozen cats not pictured here.

    Measer: He ate the half a dozen cats not pictured here.

  • P.D.: He speaks fluent FUCK YOU.

    P.D.: He speaks fluent FUCK YOU.

  • Homer - a black one-eyed monster

    Homer - a black one-eyed monster

  • Kitty Minion #2: #1 looks identical so fuck finding him for pictures.

    Kitty Minion #2: #1 looks identical so fuck finding him for pictures.

  • Al Qaeda: He got his name from his weapons of mass destruction. He's also chemically addicted to cat treats.

    Al Qaeda: He got his name from his weapons of mass destruction. He's also chemically addicted to cat treats.


Other things


  • brb dying

    brb dying

  • lol jk

    lol jk

  • This is a llama. NO fucking clue why we got it, but we have it now.

    This is a llama. NO fucking clue why we got it, but we have it now.

  • Max, the uniquely colored colt. Ever see a horse look like that? I think not.

    Max, the uniquely colored colt. Ever see a horse look like that? I think not.

  • This is a rather large steak. He's best friends with Max because fuck breed specific segregation.

    This is a rather large steak. He's best friends with Max because fuck breed specific segregation.

  • My little pony makes your faggy girl's shows look like faggy girl's shows.

    My little pony makes your faggy girl's shows look like faggy girl's shows.

  • this is a goat

    this is a goat

  • All-species animal rescue means all species.

    All-species animal rescue means all species.


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