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Patrick S. Tomlinson (aka Fatrick) is a fat failed sci-fi author lolcow who abandoned his daughter after getting cucked, and spends his 40s arguing with people on Twitter in hopes of saving his dead "writing" career. He gained notoriety in late 2018 from the Opie and Anthony subreddit over comments he made about Norm MacDonald, and has since then been the target of the subreddit's wrath. He is a source of entertainment for many people, and the subject of documentaries, song parodies, and video games. Fatrick aggressively feeds the trolls in an effort to draw attention to himself in hopes of saving his failed writing career, but has been unsuccessful thus far, ostensibly due to his status as a straight white male.
Fatrick's Roots
Patrick plays with toys
As a 41-year-old man with no parental responsibilities or child support commitments (despite having a daughter), Fatrick likes to spend his time building and playing with spaceship toys made for little kids. In fact, some of his earliest known internet squabbles took place on toy forums such as Fpkclub, where he was just as much of a cunt as he is today on Twitter. This fascinating with little kids' shit is likely a big reason for why so many of his friends, followers, and associates are literal pedophiles. More on that later.
Patrick, of course, defends his childish behavior of building toy spaceships as "craftmanship".
Recently, his old toy forum accounts were hacked, and his avatars changed to pictures of him sucking on Trump's cock
Patrick's cuckolding and subsequent loss of his wife to a better man
Much of Fatrick's manufactured personality and forced fake masculinity can be attributed to his desire to make up for what was one of the most severe cuckolding events in human history. In 2011, Patrick thought it would be a good idea to bring his wife along to one of his toy convention parties and let her sit there bored to death while a large group of smelly fat men talk about their passion for children's toys. Patrick thought that he could show off to all the permavirgins that he does in fact have sex, and solidify his status as the top dog alpha male toy collector.
Patrick's awful behavior
delusions of grandeur and narcissism
Patrick S. Tomlinson is a living exhibit of every single narcissist trait in the DSM-V: Grandiosity; fixation on fantasies of power and fame, self-perception of being superior to everyone else, the need to be constantly adored by everyone, extreme entitlement, exploitation of others for his own gain, complete lack of empathy, extreme envy of others who are more successful than him, and an extremely condescending and pompous demeanor. These character traits work synergistically to make Patrick one of the most hateable and repulsive people alive.
Grandiosity
- Fake tough guy shit
Fantasies of Power and Fame
- Argentina abortion law - Elon Musk deleting his tweet - Trying and failing to become a standup comedian
Self-perception of Superiority
- IQ - Too intelligent to be a police officer
Need to be Constantly Adored by Everyone
- Butting in to people's conversations - Making everything about himself (knife in pants bathroom selfie)
Extreme Entitlement
- Thinking he deserves a job as a commentator
Exploitation of Others for His Own Gain
- Joke stealing
Lack of Empathy
- Throw crypto people in prison - Severe consequences for anyone who disagrees with him - Punching women in MAGA hats
Extreme Envy of Others
- Complaining that he isn't rich/whatever
Condescending Behavior
- Calling everyone child/little one/little nothing
Tomlinson Tall Tales
In order for Patrick to maintain his manufactured online persona, he keeps it kindled with a litany of outrageous and laughably absurd tales of adventure and heroism.
Carjacking story, homeless drunk guy in bar story, sewing leg together with dental floss and basketball needle, Fake emails (praise and threats) sent to himself, women sending him nudes, marathon cheating pics, generic "bar fights" shit, guy coming to his front door, gym bro, Japanese Zero pilot apologizing to him
Patrick, Friend of Pedophiles
When Patrick S. Tomlinson was offered a writing contract with Tor Books, it didn't bother him one iota that they wrote a posthumous tribute to Marion Zimmer Bradley, who along with her husband Walter Breen, molested dozens of children, including their own daughter Moira Greyland. He also had no qualms joining the Science Fiction Writers of America (SFWA), which is replete with pedophilia scandals among many of its current and former members - and fundraisers to help pay for the legal fees of those caught fucking kids and looking at child pornography. Patrick of course is a special boy, and while he is allowed to accuse others of definitive guilt by even the slightest association, he is allowed to join organizations that openly condone and celebrate all manner of sick behaviors.
Ed Kramer
molesting 3 boys: https://www.themarysue.com/dragoncon-separates-kramer/ arrested again: https://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/local/convicted-sex-offender-dragoncon-co-founder-ed-kramer-back-in/article_01be34f0-9c1c-5c72-8082-7475b9249a21.html Caught with CP: https://www.ajc.com/news/local/hacking-probe-leads-new-child-porn-charges-for-dragoncon-founder/nGtxgzbINl0zjW3heSOWqO/ More info: https://thewriteagenda.wordpress.com/2014/06/24/convicted-molester-ed-kramer-is-still-an-active-member-of-sfwa/ Vox Day article: https://voxday.blogspot.com/2014/06/sfwa-still-harbors-child-molesters.html Legal defense fund: https://archive.ph/bzUqS
Discovery by the Internet
Patrick's New Fans
Patrick was officially elevated to lolcow status when he was discovered in the latter part of 2018 by r/opieandanthony. The event that sparked it all was a seemingly harmless tweet about Norm MacDonald. At the time, Norm MacDonald was in the midst of controversy due to comments that he had made about Louis C.K. and Roseanne Barr. As was routine, Patrick put his finger into the wind, then spit out his own tweet parroting the same opinion that everyone else on Left-wing Twitter had.
Patrick's Many Wasteful Legal Expenditures
Patrick is no stranger to lawyers. Not for any divorce or child custody-related matters, mind you. No, he willingly signed his daughter away and hasn't seen her once or attempted to do so. Patrick has, however, spent tens of thousands of (mostly other people's) dollars for causes such as getting his Twitter account unbanned, and trying to sue anonymous people (including me!) for mocking him on the internet.