User:Ronnie Newbigging/Boxden
Boxden(also known as The Slumz) is an internet message board. While primarily a hip hop forum, it also has sections to discuss other things such as how to pick up girls, how big Lebron James' cock is, why am I a faggot?
History
Boxden was created in the late 1990s, by a roid monkey named Ian Ronald Newbigging. He was approximately 13 years old. Originally a forum where wiggers run amuck and spread their deep rooted racist feelings, it gradually turned into a forum for hip hop discussion.
Later years
Nothing much happened. People joined, membership grew, big deal.
The Big Disaster
In August of 2009, Ronnie graduated college at around age 23-24. After years of Boxden neglect, he had time to take back the reigns. He removed some moderators and for those that remained, he stripped their privileges rendering them useless. It was cool that faggot mods like KingJames305 got demoted, but cool mods that actually do their jobs, such as Don Savant were no longer able to do anything.
Hot Topics
Ronnie completely copied twitter's trending topics bullshit, but modified it into his own flavor. Originally a fantastic idea, it quickly became a portal for faggot threads to be given shine.
Examples:
—Random faggot, Boxden.com |
- Ronnie, being the moron that he is, will hot topic it and give it shine.
—Another faggot, Boxden.com |
- Ronnie, considering the faggotry of Boxden members, will hot topic it in order to gain more exposure as a homosexual website.
Ronnie also uses terrible logic when hot topic'ing threads. A thread will be made and it will be hot topic'd instantly. Doesn't that defy the meaning of HOT TOPIC? Ronnie was also late to hot topic the "Randy Moss has been traded" thread as it reached 14 pages before getting the tag. O Ronnie Where Art Thou?
Present
Nowadays, the forum is total shit. It's been hijacked by faggots who do nothing all day but jack off to Lil B's music and LeBron James highlights. They also bitch and moan in the sex and support forum where virgins ask how to meet girls. The Homosexual Help Spot, aka HHS, is a huge portal of homosexual threads such as "How cute is Lil B?", "If I have gay sex, can I get a record deal?" and "V-Nasty is the greatest rapper ever!"