User:Waddy/GTAChronicles
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Fag Paradise
For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto Gobbling douchebag would see GTAChronicles as a community, with values. EPIC FAILURE. Upon inspection, it was found that the site was started the notable douchebags from GTAForums gays, pcguytech, Slamman & tripmills gay after their last site GTAHole fapping crashed as the amount of crap it took was too hot for the servers to handle.
Last Thursday, the server hosting GTAC/PHPBB went down after the Moderator Shayan Shaffey cummed into the site's ACP using Slamman's account, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex and alas the board was deleted for good. It was then Shayan enjoyed by fucking Waddy and cumming in his ass.
Staff
The GTAC staff is a mixture of gay faggots who are notably popular. They spend the whole time licking Slamman's Tushie.
Mike/pcguytech: The gay founder of GTAC who thought that PHPBB was a server better than IPB to ejaculate into. Then he asked his girl friend to join him in this noble cause.
Slamman: The famous GTAF homo and the founder member of the GTAC Cheesedicks team helped pcgay to create the board and a private forum dedicated to Group Sex.
TNBM: Another gay faggot known by the name of Mr. B is Mike's gay partner who created GTAC in hope of finding cool gays to play with.
Livejoker: The Moderator who joined to make sure that Buttsex was the surplus on GTAC and cummed in Mike's ass for the whole day.
Sam: Dickrider from GTAF who wanted remain an Admin but was disbanded by Slamman for not being faggot enough.
Shayan Shaffey: The sandnigger joker from GTAF who joined as a Cassanova and later became Slamman's bitch in exchange of being a Mod.
Nathan: The prominent PBM from GTAF with no fate except to write Reviews on Gay porn and Sunny Leone.
Jimmy: The retarded PBM from GTAF was invited by Slamman and later promoted by Michael to maintain his dignity in Group Sex.
BECOMING A LEDBY
Becoming a Mod is easy with the correct steps.
- Find Slamman
- UNzip his pants
- Pull out and suck the cock
- Lick the tuchie
- Take your picture while doing so
- Show it to Mike
- And you will be appointed as a Ledby for Private Forum
- ???
Profit
Notable Members
Lexty: PBM from GTAF who started his GTAC carrier as a douche and later an excellent gay.
Adler: The LFM gay couldn't control his excitement and hence decided to make GTAC by sucking the dicks of Forum Staff but failed miserably.
Slicked Rick: Another douchebag who spends time making rules that protect rights such as porn.
sonnyBlack: The obessed gay who claims to have special powers that can cure dicks and vaginas in the long run of GTA V spectaculation.
Official Group Alliance
A private section where the GTAC Elites discuss things out of ordinary porn. Weekly bitching on how much Slamman sucks on continual basis. Other topics include Shayan posting how boring life is whike being drunk.