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Characters

Kurumi - Mary Sue. Has huge tits. No one really gives a shit about her though. Huge, whiny bitch who has no personality and gets extremely butthurt over anything. Also enjoys cosplaying Michael Jackson in her spare time.

Hakuron - Lacks a fucking brain. Tries to hide his gayness by assraping Kurumi every. Fucking. Second. Fucks her up well, too, and finds it only sensible to make her his personal house maid to clear things up between him. Goes to school, and is not recognized as the sooper famus mobster that his reputation serves. But he looks super hawt in his uniform, so itz ok. At the top of his 'gang' because he was able to shove the most dicks up his ass. Has sex with Kurumi even though he's engaged.

Kaafai - Manchild. Likes to shove pictures of Kurumi up his ass. He once had a threesome with Kurumi and Josef Fritzl, but now he's dating Hakuron. This caused much butthurt for Kurumi, who then proceeded to fuck Fuoron.

Foron - Transvestite. Likes to sexually harass little children with his pony tail. He enjoys dressing up like a girl so he can have hawt bishii buttsecks with Hakuron. Apparently some sort of Heavenly Knight fuck.

Lei Lan - Tries her sooper bestest to make Kurumi's life miserable so she can continue to suck Hakuron's dick. Supposedly engaged to the kid, but has more than once watched Kurumi and Hakuron fuck each other.

Some Other Dude with Spiky Hair - Not important enough to have a name. Gets a boner whenever he sees Kurumi, and enjoys screwing Brazilians while he's not getting he cock sucked by Kurumi because he is a dirty mexican jew.


There is no plot. Just sex. And lulz.