User talk:Ldelzell
Welcome
Welcome, Ldelzell
This is serious. READ IT.
Before making your first article look over Encyclopedia Dramatica:How 2 EDit for Dummies. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by Special:ListAdmins.
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H64 23:02, 2 August 2011 (UTC)
Hi
Hi, it looks like you're trying to make an article on Gaelic. Please clean that shit up by expanding/rewriting before it is deleted or sandboxed.
Try:
- Lengthening with lulzy content
- Adding relevant images
- Linking to related articles
See also:
- Encyclopedia Dramatica:How 2 EDit for Dummies
- Encyclopedia Dramatica:LULZ
- Encyclopedia Dramatica:Help
- A User's Guide to Article Building - Important!
- Encyclopedia Dramatica:Required Reading - Read everything in here, seriously.
Don't
- Go around trying to promote an incomplete article
- Remove any notice tags on the article, they are there for a reason
- Get butthurt when someone tells you your article is shit
If you need any help, drop by the Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center or contact an ED staff member. 
00:13, 3 August 2011 (UTC)
Gaelic
From the looks of Recent Changes, it looks like you are attempting to write a new article on Gaelic. Please be advised that you should create this article in your userspace here and work on it before you contact an editor or a sysop to move it to mainspace. If you don't know what to do, here are some tips:
- Do not create your article in the main namespace. Work on it here.
- Read Encyclopedia Dramatica:LULZ, Encyclopedia Dramatica:How 2 EDit for Dummies, and Encyclopedia Dramatica:Required Reading.
- Make it long enough to be worth reading (Several paragraphs, at least).
- Use headings and insert images.
- Link to a few outside sources to help establish internets relevance.
H64 19:42, 3 August 2011 (UTC)
Yes hello
I know you wrote that article, but once you post here it becomes community property. If you don't want to take the time to fix it then someone else will eventually. Keep up the editing though, it's easy once you get the hang of it. Good luck! --zaiger (talk) 20:34, 9 August 2011 (UTC)