User talk:Owl

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TKN Bot 04:25, 19 July 2012 (EDT)

Ohai

Welcome, Owl

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Andrés talk contribs 04:27, 19 July 2012 (EDT)

may as well pile on here

Welcome, Owl

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-hipcrime

04:30, 19 July 2012 (EDT)

Best welcome

Welcome, Owl

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Before spunking-off all over the site look over ED:101...

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Mike the Great (talk) 04:31, 19 July 2012 (EDT)

Bestest welcome (better than mikes)

Welcome, Owl

This is serious. READ IT.

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.

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~O b l i q u e 04:32, 19 July 2012 (EDT)

Weclome to ED, have fun but watch out for your arsehole around faggots!

Welcome, Owl

This is serious. READ IT.

Before spunking-off all over the site look over ED:101...

If you don't your shit will be flushed and you open yourself up to being anally-violated by SheepBot's massive metallic penis.

We understand that a lot of you are busy or may be new to ED, so here's the fucking basics:

Read ED:101. Seriously. The information contained within is invaluable.
Sign your comments using four sperm-tails like this ~~~~ or people will cry.
To answer a message, reply on the user's talk page (Tab at the top that says 'discussion').
These are the sysops. If you have a problem, talk to them; they're kinda like priests only with MOAR child-abuse going on behind closed doors.
The TJC is the community portal. It's linked to from every page. Check it daily.
Special:Upload to maek pictars on teh webz.
Active editors and sysops can be found on ED IRC. This is the place to go for advice, collaboration, and n00dz swapping... but be sure to wax that crack first or forever be shunned, we like smooth scrotes around these here parts.
See ED:HELP and ED:POLICY for everything else... or not, shit is tl;dr

- Mr Jonzz 11:04, 19 July 2012 (EDT)

Bitch totally stole my welcome. Mike the Great (talk) 18:42, 22 July 2012 (EDT)

Do not trust this man!

RE:

	“	16:35 < owl> d'awww! 16:35 < owl> where did you get him?	„
	—you

I was busy masturbating to my new picture. Sorry. Aren't wolves sexy tho? Especially the shota ones. Anyways he was a Parks and Wildlife seizure due to owners being imbred. In my state while ownership is not declared illegal, in many counties it is. Mike the Great (talk) 18:42, 22 July 2012 (EDT)

It is a wolf dog. Pure wolves are protected by federal law, and not really good pets due to destructiveness, aloofness, and the inherent desire to roam. This is a wolf-malamute (prolly) and thi is a wolf-husky. She talks. A lot. Also the puppy's cute and all but when you have 20 other dogs puppies are kind of a pain in the ass. They piss on stuff. Mike the Great (talk) 20:59, 22 July 2012 (EDT)

Thanks

SmGThunderFox‎ is a faggot. -Gray 09:49, 24 July 2012 (EDT)

Avant Garde Ideas

Two words...RAPE TUNNEL: http://forbesavenue.com/2009/09/30/the-rape-tunnel-no-seriously/

This guy, Marco Evaristti, has good stuff too: http://hungryhyaena.blogspot.com/2009/01/sensation.html

Recently cleared of all charges on the goldfish in the blenders stunt.

Anything by Damien Hirst is also real good: http://www.childprogeny.com/opinions/horse.jpg

--Onideus 02:43, 4 August 2012 (EDT)

Of course :)

HIHI. There is a museum near me I haven't been to yet that has a super awesome stuffed owl collection I'm told. Oh my gosh, it's a S N A I S Y ! ^{What's a Snaisy?}

Preliminary Praise

HEY THERE!
Hey, Owl! I saw what you did with Special Snowflake Syndrome..
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

VXsalesman likes this. 18:03, 22 August 2012 (EDT)

Yeah I like that article too, ish good! I'm planning on uploading some media content stuffs for it. --Onideus

18:05, 22 August 2012 (EDT)

Thanks pals! --

owl.talk 02:19, 23 August 2012 (EDT)

Ongoing Praise

THUMBS UP!

You are a good person and you should feel good.

Your skillful documentation of bizarre subcultures is only rivalled by your intellectual discourse. Will you sign my ~~breasts~~ talk page? VX BREATHE DEEP 02:47, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

To my internet girlfriend

♥

Mike the Great (talk) 16:20, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

♥x4 — Preceding comment added by Andre`s (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! Mike the Great (talk) 00:34, 14 September 2012 (EDT)

AW! -hipcrime

16:24, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

e acute is also ironically not rocket science. ~O b l i q u e 07:56, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

RE: Thane

Do you not have privs to do it yourself yet? Mike the Great (talk) 01:13, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

ilubb

Holy fuck I wish my internet would work enough to irc so I could see you and love you harder in irc. I cannot, sadly, so instead i leave you with this.

♥

Mike the Great (talk) 01:44, 16 September 2012 (EDT)

This talkpage

Jesus christ. And I thought edf2 was bad at reacting to girls. Elvis 08:46, 19 September 2012 (EDT)

HAI

HAI THANKS FOR HELPING Rory 16:55, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

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Preview

Please avoid spamming up the recent changes with minor edits.
Instead of saving the page to view your changes, use the show preview button (located to the right of the save page button) to view the changes you've made without saving them.
This way, you can go back and fix any mistakes you've made without having to make multiple edits to the page.

You're cloggin' up rhe recent changes page bro, not cool -Faggot Bystander 08:42, 5 October 2012 (EDT)

disregard that. i'm diggin these. :D -hipcrime

09:24, 5 October 2012 (EDT)