User talk:Pretendhome

Welcome, Pretendhome

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SheepBot^Talk PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO LEARN ABOUT THE JEWISH ATROCITIES AGAINST THIS NATION 19:55, 15 June 2012 (EDT)

Tomas Syndrome

Please avoid spamming up the recent changes with minor edits.
Instead of saving the page to view your changes, use the show preview button (located to the right of the save page button) to view the changes you've made without saving them.
This way, you can go back and fix any mistakes you've made without having to make multiple edits to the page.

Tomas Syndrome Needs to be worked on here.

Don't make us ban you please.

From the looks of Recent Changes, it looks like you are attempting to write a new article on Tomas Syndrome. Please be advised that you should create this article in your userspace here and work on it before you contact an editor or a sysop to move it to mainspace. If you don't know what to do, here are some tips:

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BakaRed 20:07, 15 June 2012 (EDT)

You are gay

^^^^^You sir are a massive sexual deviant sicko. zee 00:13, 16 June 2012 (EDT)