User talk:SamVarrianoExposed

Welcome, SamVarrianoExposed

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Schnookums 03:52, 24 March 2013 (EDT)

hi

Did you review the information above? Have you read Encyclopedia Dramatica:How 2 EDit for Dummies? At least show a little initiative and give your images meaningful names. Regards, Schnookums 05:11, 24 March 2013 (EDT)

Show preview

Please avoid spamming up the recent changes with minor edits.
Instead of saving the page to view your changes, use the show preview button (located to the right of the save page button) to view the changes you've made without saving them.
This way, you can go back and fix any mistakes you've made without having to make multiple edits to the page. Schnookums 05:28, 24 March 2013 (EDT)

your article

Sam Varriano Needs to be worked on here.

Don't make us ban you please.

From the looks of Recent Changes, it looks like you are attempting to write a new article on Sam Varriano. Please be advised that you should create this article in your userspace here and work on it before you contact an editor or a sysop to move it to mainspace. If you don't know what to do, here are some tips:

• Do not create your article in the main namespace. Work on it here.
• Read Encyclopedia Dramatica:LULZ, Encyclopedia Dramatica:How 2 EDit for Dummies, and Encyclopedia Dramatica:Required Reading.
• Make it long enough to be worth reading (Several paragraphs, at least).
• Use headings and insert images.
• Link to a few outside sources to help establish internets relevance.

••General Niggerson 23:06, 24 March 2013 (EDT)