World News Daily Report

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World News Daily Report (WNDR) is a fake news website run by French "Canadians" Janick Murray-Hall and Olivier Legault, starting in 2013. They did it for the lulz.

ALL of the stories published are ENTIRELY fictitious and blatantly obvious fake news. Due to it's nature seeming so obvious, and the stories being relatively unfunny, WNDR should be completely irrelevant, but in fact over the years a huge number of its stories have been faithfully shared on numerous platforms online and thousands (maybe millions?) of gullible faggots have ended up believing in the utter crap that is put out of this site every day.

Despite it's reputation, WNDR is not nearly as good at lying as the BBC.

Stories

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The types of stories commonly shared.



Comments section

There are even regular visitors who swaer on their life that the stories coming out of this cesspit are all true, as is evident by the extensive comments section below each article.

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Morons commenting on the elephant story


Words from the creators

Olivier Legault from Quebec schools butthurt mainstream media on WNDR

   
 
The people who take it seriously are people who want to take it seriously. It's stupid to say, but… We preach to converts. The majority of people who share it understand that it's meant for the lulz, and others share it because they are retards want to believe it… You can invent everything and anything and if people are dumb enough they will believe it. Honestly, it's a little fucked up when you realise that. As long as you feed these faggots what they want to believe, they will share it, and take it as the word of God. If you go against their opinion, they will immediately think that this is fake news. But if you go in the direction of their opinion, they will share it right away."
 

 
 

—Olivier Legault

Stagnation and future bankruptcy

Legault claims WNDR is going bankrupt because the fags at Google are not paying them with adsense. The average earnings of the website, per day, is CA$120 per day (about US$10 or £0.50). Legault claims it is hard to sustain the site on this budget as it is modern internetz (unlike ED which is still based on traditional internetz). The reality is, he is struggling to fill his pockets with sufficient JewGold to pay for his heroin addiction. HIDDENLOL has managed to sustain itself, so why can't these cunts?

As of February, 2019, WNDR has become increasingly stagnant in its media output, having written two new stories during the 3 month period since December 2018. It is quite likely that the website will seize up completely, and may be offline by mid 2019.

See also

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