YouTube Vigilantes
YouTube Vigilantes (yTv, not to be confused with Youth TeleVision) are a group of middle-aged pedophiles who spend hours a day bitching and moaning about haters on YouTube, trying to dig up their private info so that the YouTube Street Team (led by Damien Estreich who deposed Argent009) can sweep in to perform street justice.
The Golden Three
Never forget the golden three. You insensitive fuck.
The Golden Three: 1. Invoke the law- This page tells you the law by state: http://www.haltabuse.org/resources/laws/index.shtml 2. Find your local FBI office and file a complaint with a live person: http://www.fbi.gov/contact/fo/fo.htm 3. File a report with the Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3): http://www.ic3.gov/
Members
August 13, 2007, this group emptied out. See the section below under the header "YTV Pwned". This is a list of the people who were the original members before the group got hijacked by kid-fiddlers.
- CircaRigel - Leader
CircaRigeI - Irish282 - Internet hero
- Violetkitty411
- dadhiltonmps
- Y0uTubeKid15
- lungwizard1
- timewarlord
- pinu2
- ElunedLOTR
- Pleyade882000
- dial23
- MrFoKai
- CoquiDave
- Zipster08
- bugg627
Krystal Can't Enjoy Her Sandwich because...
Sockpuppets
All these accounts belong to one of the members.
- NinjaOnDuty - Irish282 sock
- StopTheHaters - Irish282 sock
- YtVigilantes
(Closed)Re-opened - bwilliams100 - CircaRigel sock
- ThirdSockPuppet
Hypocrisy
About the only thing the YouTube Vigilantes actually do is elevate hypocrisy to an art form.
Spam
The YouTube Vigilantes claim to be against spam as well as hate. They show this by spamming hateful comments on the profile of anyone who dares question them or disagree with them. Or anyone who might have at some point said something they disagree with, whether or not that person was actually aware of the YTV.
The Promised Land
The YouTube Vigilantes claim to have left and gone to The Promised Land. Someone forgot to tell their sockpuppets.
We also don't mention how incredibly lame it is to call yourself a "YouTube" vigilante when the site you are on is LiveVideo. We assume that eventually they will figure it out and until then, we lol.
New Ruin: The VigilantOne Rebellion
Last Thursday the YouTube Vigilantes member known as "vigilantOne" went rogue. He replaced his standard YTV background (a purple peace sign with turtles and dolphins) with a much edgier Star Wars one to show that he meant serious business. He made a series of lulzy videos that accused members of YouTube, ED, and the YouTube Yahweh Clan of various things. The content of his videos can best be summarized as, "Neener, neener, neener, _____ is a _____!!!"
While the YouTube Yahweh Clan was doing their datamining on the identity of vigilantOne, a diversion video was put up. All signs were pointing to noscriptsV2, but the data had to be checked and double-checked before they went all the way live with that info.
This angered vigilantOne, and he began producing videos at rate of one per day. He couldn't maintain this pace, and they declined further and further in quality to the point where his final one consisted of cucumbers and sausages. His faggotry was so embarrassing to the YTVigilantes, that they threatened to reveal his powerword unless he suicided immediately. He obliged.
Ashamed and disgusted over the actions of her former colleague, CircaRigel resigned from the YTV. She vowed to fight on alone, but to never wear the purple background again.
After seeing how little control the YTVigilantes had over their members, HonEDLolington decided it was time for a change. A corporate takeover was announced. All policing and pedo-hunting on YouTube would now be done by the YouTube Yahweh Clan, and the purple logo was absorbed until it could be revamped.
YTV Pwnt
Sometime in August of 2007, the YouTube group forum for the YTV went through some puzzling changes. Members began bailing out in droves. Soon after that the group itself was deleted.
The only clue to what happened comes from this panicked bulletin posted by Irish282:
Some argue that this was no hack job at all, but merely an attempt by Irish282 to cover his tracks regarding his pedophiliac activities. In any event, it was noted that children rejoiced and danced and sang and flew kites next to chocolate rivers upon hearing about the demise of the YouTube Vigilantes.
YTV Web 2.0 - Facta Non Verba
Towards the beginning of 2008, the group was reassembled into its current form, an eclectic mixture of middle-aged men and teenage boys. Spearheaded by the australian 50 year old emo tbd1000, the group now continues its campaign of harassing anyone that tries to stand in the way of grown men and teenage boys cybering each other. Here's a list of the current membership as it stands today:
- LoganSperman2 - fake child leader
- tbd1000 - financier (Retired)
- tbryantswk - the social worker (Closed)
- Th3C0br4 - Super-seekrit script kiddie member
- stillbellykai - tbd1000's personal male prostatot
- misery63 - tbd1000's backup male prostatot
- Blaziken257 - another young boy with shitty parents
- DynaCatlovesme - Minister of Propaganda
- Irish282 - Legendary kid-toucher in charge of DMCAs
Honorary Member:
- UpDownMostly-psychological expert on trolls, the law and of course, pederasts.
Sockpuppet support:
- CobaltDiselenide - Irish282 sock
- ClanWatch - Irish282 sock
- Indidenor - Th3C0br4 sock
- Redemption600 - misery63 sock
- unknownwolf283 - Blaziken257 sock
The Mythology Socks
- Zeus288 - tbd1000 sock
- Thor468 - Irish282 sock
- Osiris432 - DynaCatlovesme sock
- Gaia360 - LoganSperman2 sock
The Tarot Card Socks
- ValetOfCups - tbd1000 sock
- ValetOfSwords - Irish282 sock
- ValetOfBatons - DynaCatlovesme sock
- ValetOfCoins - LoganSperman2 sock
Gallery
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50 year old Australian emo and Dalhusky lover, Ian Laurie.
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Ian Laurie awaiting foreplay
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Irish282:Still the #1 reason to keep kids of the net.
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CircaRigel resident furfag and top pedo enabler.
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William Todd Bryant, the YtV's "social worker" advertising what he likes best about boys.
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RIP Todd.
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DynaCatlovesme still hoping to revoke the Yahweh Clan's license to internet.
See also
- YouTube Street Team
- Internet Humanitarianism
- thedramatube
- Young Tubers United
- YouTube Independence Day
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