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'''France''' is a tourist [[trap]] in [[Europe]]. It has a long history of allowing [[Nazis]] to set up puppet governments. But the rest of their history is shameful, with repeated defeats, conquests, and surrenders. The French under Napoleon III presented the United States with the Statue of Liberty -- an intended [[Buttsecks|trojan horse ambush]] gone wrong. The vast majority of French men are sex addicts, [[Tom Cruise|in the closet]] and/or [[Libtard|champagne socialists]]. The most common thing a frenchman will say during his life is "what proof do you have that i am full of shit"? France is most famous for enacting legislation [[banning]] [[women]] from shaving their armpits, which was then enthusiastically imported by the horrifyingly [[hirsute]] [[Italians]].
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