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[[File:Hipster protests trump election will not go quietly.jpg|thumb|250px|Who cares how you do it? Just go.]] | [[File:Hipster protests trump election will not go quietly.jpg|thumb|250px|Who cares how you do it? Just go.]] | ||
In November <strike>2016</strike> <strike>2008</strike> 2000, <strike>[[The Donald|Donald Trump]]</strike> <strike>[[Barack Obama]]</strike> [[George W. Bush]] defeated <strike>[[Hillary Clinton]]</strike> <strike>[[John McCain]]</strike> [[Al Gore]]. Upset mindless young <strike>[[Democrats]]</strike> <strike>[[Republicans]]</strike> [[Democrats]], many who are not old enough to vote or realize what their parents say isn't always right, started a new campaign "Let's move to [[Canada]] to get away from <strike>Trump</strike> <strike>Obama</strike> Bush, before him and his <strike>[[alt-right]]</strike> <strike>[[muslim]]</strike> bible-thumping friends like <strike>Ben Carson</strike> <strike>Rev. Wright</strike> Dick Cheney and <strike>Penes</strike> <strike>Bill Ayers</strike> Karl Rove kill us and the evil <strike>nazi shitlords</strike> <strike>socialist liberals</strike> wingnut conservatives, take over the country." Internet communities were soon being flooded with <strike>[[SJW|SJW and liberals]]</strike> <strike>[[conservatives]]</strike> [[liberals]], all saying this. The initial plan is to not come back to the United States until January of <strike>2020</strike> <strike>2013</strike> 2004, when <strike>[[Hillary Clinton]]</strike> <strike>[[Sarah Palin]]</strike> John Kerry will be <strike>[[lolwut|eternal empress of a feminist America]]</strike> <strike>[[unrealistic expectations|crowned Queen for life of the United States]]</strike> [[umad|elected president]]. There are [[over 9000|numerous]] groups on [[Facebook]] based around this movement. | In November <strike>2016</strike> <strike>2008</strike> 2000, <strike>[[The Donald|Donald Trump]]</strike> <strike>[[Barack Obama]]</strike> [[George W. Bush]] defeated <strike>[[Hillary Clinton]]</strike> <strike>[[John McCain]]</strike> [[Al Gore]]. Upset mindless young <strike>[[Democrats]]</strike> <strike>[[Republicans]]</strike> [[Democrats]], many who are not old enough to vote or realize what their parents say isn't always right, started a new campaign "Let's move to [[Canada]] to get away from <strike>Trump</strike> <strike>Obama</strike> Bush, before him and his <strike>[[alt-right]]</strike> <strike>[[muslim]]</strike> bible-thumping friends like <strike>Ben Carson</strike> <strike>Rev. Wright</strike> Dick Cheney and <strike>Penes</strike> <strike>Bill Ayers</strike> Karl Rove kill us and the evil <strike>nazi shitlords</strike> <strike>socialist liberals</strike> wingnut conservatives, take over the country." Internet communities were soon being flooded with <strike>[[SJW|SJW and liberals]]</strike> <strike>[[conservatives]]</strike> [[liberals]], all saying this. The initial plan is to not come back to the United States until January of <strike>2020</strike> <strike>2013</strike> 2004, when <strike>[[Hillary Clinton]]</strike> <strike>[[Sarah Palin]]</strike> [[John Kerry]] will be <strike>[[lolwut|eternal empress of a feminist America]]</strike> <strike>[[unrealistic expectations|crowned Queen for life of the United States]]</strike> [[umad|elected president]]. There are [[over 9000|numerous]] groups on [[Facebook]] based around this movement. | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
[[File:Trump Says Bye Felecia.jpg|thumb|right|250px]] | [[File:Trump Says Bye Felecia.jpg|thumb|right|250px]] | ||
'''"Moving to Canada"'' is one of the oldest [[memes]] in the book. [[100 years ago]], it was called '''draft-dodging''' and only practiced by dirty [[hippies]]. Liberals like [[cunt|Susan Sarandon]] invoked this same meme in 2004 over Bush and again in 2008 if McCain won (of course since they were still here after 2004, it proves they never had any intention to [[DO IT FAGGOT|make good on their promise]]). | '''"Moving to Canada"'' is one of the oldest [[memes]] in the book. [[100 years ago]], it was called '''draft-dodging''' and only practiced by dirty [[hippies]]. Liberals like [[cunt|Susan Sarandon]] invoked this same meme in 2004 over Bush and again in 2008 if McCain won (of course since they were still here after 2004, it proves they never had any intention to [[DO IT FAGGOT|make good on their promise]]). It should also be known that Canada is a VERY hard country to immigrate and they do not let just ANYBODY in their country You have to have money and maybe a job. | ||
==Why this idea is win== | ==Why this idea is win== | ||
Anyone with a brain knows Canada is a country better than USA which is being run by | Anyone with a brain knows Canada is a country better than USA which is being run by [[Drumpf|Trump]] [[retard|whom]] is a [[double nigger]]. | ||
==How to troll those who tell you this== | ==How to troll those who tell you this== | ||
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==People who are taking part in this move== | ==People who are taking part in this move== | ||
[[File:Anti-trump 2nd amendment tyranny doublethink.png|right|170px]] | [[File:Anti-trump 2nd amendment tyranny doublethink.png|right|170px]] | ||
* Dumb <s>Democrat</s> <s>Republican</s> Democrat teenagers | * Dumb <s>Democrat</s> <s>Republican</s> [[RationalWiki|Democrat teenagers]] | ||
* Butthurt Hollywood [[Leftard|Bleeding hearts]] | * Butthurt Hollywood [[Leftard|Bleeding hearts]] | ||
* [[Oldfags]] | * [[Oldfags]] | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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* '''[[GET OUT]]''' | * '''[[GET OUT]]''' | ||
* [[Ragequit]] | * [[Ragequit]] | ||
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* [[Obama]] | * [[Obama]] | ||
* [[Canada]] | * [[Canada]] | ||
* [[Justin Trudeau]] | |||
* [[So I moved to the Yukon]] | * [[So I moved to the Yukon]] | ||
* [[And nothing of value was lost]] | * [[And nothing of value was lost]] | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[ | *[https://www.facebook.com/groups/12135924228/ the "If Obama wins, I'm moving to Canada" Facebook group] (Archived: {{archive|0rx8|1}} [[:File:2008 facebook thread - if obama wins i am moving to canada.png|'''(File) 2''']]) | ||
*[http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/politics/7572652/how-americans-escape-donald-trump-move-canada How Americans Aiming to Escape Donald Trump Can Move to Canada] (Archived: {{archive|s8umu|1}} {{wayback|http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/politics/7572652/how-americans-escape-donald-trump-move-canada|title=2}}) | |||
*[http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/politics/7572652/how-americans-escape-donald-trump-move-canada How Americans Aiming to Escape Donald Trump Can Move to Canada] | *[http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-09/these-are-celebrities-who-vowed-leave-america-if-trump-wins 2016: These Are The Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave America If Trump Wins] (Archived: {{archive|iZKrj|1}} {{wayback|http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-09/these-are-celebrities-who-vowed-leave-america-if-trump-wins|title=2}}) | ||
*[http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-09/these-are-celebrities-who-vowed-leave-america-if-trump-wins These Are The Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave America If Trump Wins] | *[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/22/move-to-canada-celebrities-donald-trump 2018: Celebs who promised to move to Canada if Trump won - where are they now? Oh yeah, still in the USA] (Archived: {{archive|e8Glu|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/22/move-to-canada-celebrities-donald-trump|title=2}}) | ||
*Matt Damon raised hopes with his promise to [[shit that will never happen|move to Australia]]. Damon then [http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/spokeswoman-matt-damon-moving-australia-family-53814483 reneged] on his promise causing distress to many patriots. | |||
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[[Category:Drama-generating_techniques]] | [[Category:Drama-generating_techniques]] | ||
[[Category:Memes]] | [[Category:Memes]] | ||
