Moving to Canada

Did you mean Shit that will never happen? No, of course you fucking didn't, libfag hypocrite, when push comes to shove you want to live among whites, not beaners.

In November ~~2016~~ ~~2008~~ 2000, ~~Donald Trump~~ ~~Barack Obama~~ W defeated ~~Hillary Clinton~~ ~~John McCain~~ Al Gore. Upset mindless young ~~Liberalism~~ ~~Republican~~ Liberalism, many who are not old enough to vote or realize what their parents say isn't always right, started a new campaign "Let's move to Soviet Canuckistan to get away from ~~Trump~~ ~~Obama~~ Bush, before him and his ~~alt-right~~ ~~muslim~~ bible-thumping friends like ~~Ben Carson~~ ~~Rev. Wright~~ Dick Cheney and ~~Penes~~ ~~Bill Ayers~~ Karl Rove kill us and the evil ~~nazi shitlords~~ ~~socialist liberals~~ wingnut conservatives, take over the country." Internet communities were soon being flooded with ~~SJW and liberals~~ ~~conservatives~~ liberals, all saying this. The initial plan is to not come back to the United States until January of ~~2020~~ ~~2013~~ 2004, when ~~Hillary Clinton~~ ~~Sarah Palin~~ John Kerry will be ~~eternal empress of a feminist America~~ ~~crowned Queen for life of the United States~~ elected president. There are numerous groups on Failbook based around this movement.

History

'"Moving to Canada" is one of the oldest memes in the book. At least 100, it was called draft-dodging and only practiced by dirty hippies. Liberals like Susan Sarandon invoked this same meme in 2004 over Bush and again in 2008 if McCain won (of course since they were still here after 2004, it proves they never had any intention to make good on their promise). It should also be known that Canada is a VERY hard country to immigrate and they do not let just ANYBODY in their country You have to have money and maybe a job.

Why this idea is win

Anyone with a brain knows Canada is a country better than USA which is being run by Trump whom is a double nigger.

How to troll those who tell you this

Tell them about the milk that comes in bags and the socialist government.
Find a video of Bob and Doug McKenzie and tell them everyone in Canada is like this.
If Bob and Doug don't work ask them if they like The Kids in the Hall or Red Green.
Tell them that they don't have the Jonas Brothers, they have their own version called Rush.
Suggest going to New Zealand instead.
Tell them everyone has a sense of humor like Mike Myers up there.

People who are taking part in this move

Dumb ~~Democrat~~ ~~Republican~~ Democrat teenagers
Butthurt Hollywood Bleeding hearts
The Cancer That Is Killing /b/
16 year olds
That Baldwin who's a huge fundie
That fat liberal cunt who molested her baby sister
The five people who still think Obama is a Socialist Muslim
The five people who still think "Drumpf" is literally Hitler
The Time Traveling Faggot from the Current Year of 2015

Of course, just like the left wing fags who threatened to leave over Bush in 2004 and again in 2016, these rednecks and libtards aren't going anywhere. Who the fuck wants to live in Canada?

What they don't realize is that Canada is basically Obama's vision for the US.