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A Booger is what the common [[Neckbeard]] has scraped on the bottom of his [[World of Warcraft]] Battlestation.
[[File:Booger worst enemy.jpg|300px|thumb|right|A booger's worst enemy.]]
Boogers come in different shapes and sizes. [[Niggers]] do not have Boogers. Their white woman panty sniffer is a bit more dry, due to large consumptions of [[KFC]] and other brands.
[[File:rotnboogerburp.jpg|200px|thumb|right|This is also Booger.]]
[[File:Booger proper storage.jpg|200px|thumb|right|How to properly store a booger.]]


Some Boogers are often mistaken as raisins, or [[money]] (most commonly with [[Jews]]).
A '''booger''' is what the common [[neckbeard]] has scraped on the bottom of his [[World of Warcraft]] Battlestation.
But, if you didn't know, a booger is neither of those things. It is (usually) that green shit [[you]] wipe on your wall.
Boogers come in different shapes and sizes.
[[Niggers]] don't have boogers, their white woman panty sniffer are a bit more dry, due to large consumptions of [[KFC]] and other brands.


Boogers have been through brutal table-scrapings by many all over the world too lazy to get a fucking clean-ex, and by those booger-fetishists.  
Some boogers are often mistaken as raisins or [[money]] (most commonly with [[Jews]]).
But, for those who don't know, a booger is neither of those things.
In most cases it is that green shit people wipe on their wall.


Boogers have been through brutal table-scrapings by many all over the world who are too lazy to get a fucking Kleenex, and by those that have booger-fetishists.


== Eating your boogers ==
== Eating your boogers ==


Let's be frank, if you actually do this, you're probably a fat, lonely basement-dwelling [[battlefield]] player who does nothing more than scream over campers in the server you're hosting.
Let's be frank, those who do this are probably fat lonely basement-dwelling [[battlefield]] players who have nothing more than scream about campers.
Although, some argue that eating your boogs can actually boost your immune system. Yup! Shoving a slimy, wretched, most likely bloody, clot of snot down your foodpipe makes you healthy. You know what that means, eat away, friends!
Although, some argue that eating boogers can actually boost the [[Lie|immune system]].
 
Yup!
Shoving a slimy, wretched, most likely bloody, clot of snot down one's foodpipe can make them healthy.[[Suicide|You know what that means]], eat away, friends!


== Users of the Booger ==
== Users of the Booger ==


There are millions of users of the booger. But here are the most notable:
There are millions of users of the booger.
World of Warcraft players, Call of Duty players, Mmorpg players, and [[you]].
But the most notable are...
 
[[Basement-dweller|MMORPG Players]], [[Deviant art|these]] fuckers, [[Furfags|these]] fuckers, and someone [[You|extra special]].
 
 


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Latest revision as of 20:26, 25 February 2014

A booger's worst enemy.
This is also Booger.
How to properly store a booger.

A booger is what the common neckbeard has scraped on the bottom of his World of Warcraft Battlestation. Boogers come in different shapes and sizes. Niggers don't have boogers, their white woman panty sniffer are a bit more dry, due to large consumptions of KFC and other brands.

Some boogers are often mistaken as raisins or money (most commonly with Jews). But, for those who don't know, a booger is neither of those things. In most cases it is that green shit people wipe on their wall.

Boogers have been through brutal table-scrapings by many all over the world who are too lazy to get a fucking Kleenex, and by those that have booger-fetishists.

Eating your boogers

Let's be frank, those who do this are probably fat lonely basement-dwelling battlefield players who have nothing more than scream about campers. Although, some argue that eating boogers can actually boost the immune system. Yup! Shoving a slimy, wretched, most likely bloody, clot of snot down one's foodpipe can make them healthy.You know what that means, eat away, friends!

Users of the Booger

There are millions of users of the booger. But the most notable are... MMORPG Players, these fuckers, these fuckers, and someone extra special.

Booger is part of a series on:
WHY IS THERE AN ARTICLE?


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Amiibo - Bacon and Eggs - Bad Article - BAHDUM TISH - BITCH WHAT THE FUCK - Blank Article - Boo - Booger - Chair - Chan Ho Park - Carmencurbstomp - Crossfire (board game) - DMV - Everywhere at the End of Time - Flags - Fourth wall - Fuck What You Heard - Gallium - GOTTA GO FAST - Green Onions - Ham - Hobosexual - Honey Bunches of Oats - Horizontal lines - I a£ so drink eight now - James Bond - Jar Jar Binks - Korean cry - Lawnmower - Lead - Lodizal - MAO - Nick Offerman - Nigero - Nigger Kike Jew Jar - Nostradamus - Nuoh my god - Operation Madeupname - PAPER MARIO SCREENCAP - Parakeets - Pony - Ror - Server Maintenance - Sex Panther - Space - STOFlames - Take the meat bridge - Tele-marketers - The Warriors - Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend - Unidentified Rodian with jacket - WHERE IS THE ARTICLE? - WHO AM ARTICLE? - WHY IS THERE AN ARTICLE? - WHY IS THEY AN SYSOPS? - Wunderground