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A Booger is what the common [[Neckbeard]] has scraped on the bottom of his [[World of Warcraft]] Battlestation.
A Booger is what the common [[Neckbeard]] has scraped on the bottom of his [[World of Warcraft]] Battlestation.
Boogers come in different shapes and sizes. For a reference guide on these green, slimy buddies, see your local nose.
Boogers come in different shapes and sizes. [[Niggers]] do not have Boogers. Their white woman panty sniffer is a bit more dry, due to large consumptions of [[KFC]] and other brands.


Some Boogers are often mistaken as raisins, or [[money]] (most commonly with [[Jews]]).
But, if you didn't know, a booger is neither of those things. It is (usually) that green shit [[you]] wipe on your wall.


== Types of Boogers ==
Boogers have been through brutal table-scrapings by many all over the world too lazy to get a fucking clean-ex, and by those booger-fetishists.


There are many different kinds of Boogers, some big and some small.


The most commonly known Booger is the Green North Ol' Steamer.
== Eating your boogers ==
Some Boogers are even red, which means you probably have worms.
If your Booger is sticky and hurts immensely when you try to chip that sucker off, then you should just give up. I don't have the awnser for everything, asshole.


A very rare type of Booger is the Albino Hematoma. This slimer is completely bleach white and it's weakness is the sun.
Let's be frank, if you actually do this, you're probably a fat, lonely basement-dwelling [[battlefield]] player who does nothing more than scream over campers in the server you're hosting.
If you contain Albino Hematomas, then you're probably going to [[die]].
Although, some argue that eating your boogs can actually boost your immune system. Yup! Shoving a slimy, wretched, most likely bloody, clot of snot down your foodpipe makes you healthy. You know what that means, eat away, friends!




== Can I become a Booger? ==
== Users of the Booger ==
No, you cannot. Becoming a Booger is impossible, because Boogers are not living organisms.
You can, however simulate the sensation of being a Booger by buying various baby oils, and filling your
bathtub with hair gel.


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There are millions of users of the booger. But here are the most notable:
World of Warcraft players, Call of Duty players, Mmorpg players, and [[you]].
 
 
 
 
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A Booger is what the common Neckbeard has scraped on the bottom of his World of Warcraft Battlestation. Boogers come in different shapes and sizes. Niggers do not have Boogers. Their white woman panty sniffer is a bit more dry, due to large consumptions of KFC and other brands.

Some Boogers are often mistaken as raisins, or money (most commonly with Jews). But, if you didn't know, a booger is neither of those things. It is (usually) that green shit you wipe on your wall.

Boogers have been through brutal table-scrapings by many all over the world too lazy to get a fucking clean-ex, and by those booger-fetishists.


Eating your boogers

Let's be frank, if you actually do this, you're probably a fat, lonely basement-dwelling battlefield player who does nothing more than scream over campers in the server you're hosting. Although, some argue that eating your boogs can actually boost your immune system. Yup! Shoving a slimy, wretched, most likely bloody, clot of snot down your foodpipe makes you healthy. You know what that means, eat away, friends!


Users of the Booger

There are millions of users of the booger. But here are the most notable: World of Warcraft players, Call of Duty players, Mmorpg players, and you.



Booger is part of a series on: WHY IS THERE AN ARTICLE?

Other pages that shouldn't exist:
Bacon and Eggs - Bad Article - BAHDUM TISH - Blank Article - Boo - Chair - Chan Ho Park - Carmencurbstomp - DMV - Fourth wall - Gallium - Green Onions - Ham - Hobosexual - Honey Bunches of Oats - Horizontal lines - I a£ so drink eight now - James Bond - Jar Jar Binks - Lawnmower - Lead - Lodizal - MAO - Nigger Kike Jew Jar - Nostradamus - Nuoh my god - Operation Madeupname - Parakeets - Pony - Ror - Sex Panther - Space - STOFlames - Tele-marketers - The Warriors - Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend - Unidentified Rodian with jacket - WHERE IS THE ARTICLE? - WHO AM ARTICLE? - WHY IS THERE AN ARTICLE? - WHY IS THEY AN SYSOPS? - Wunderground - Booger

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