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Black Dominicans aren't really black. They call themselves "indios" to avoid the terrible reality of being black in a world that doesn't like blacks. | Black Dominicans aren't really black. They call themselves "indios" to avoid the terrible reality of being black in a world that doesn't like blacks. | ||
Like most blacks, they straighten their hair and use Sammy Sosa's magic cream to whiten their skin, because to look pretty is to look less black. | Like most blacks, they straighten their hair and use Sammy Sosa's magic cream to whiten their skin, because to look pretty is to look less black. Everybody knows that. | ||
Therefore and contrary to popular belief, dark-skinned people do not outnumber whites in the DR, and most estimates say that 90 percent of Dominicans are white, whereas the rest is black or of mixed race. | Therefore and contrary to popular belief, dark-skinned people do not outnumber whites in the DR, and most estimates say that 90 percent of Dominicans are white, whereas the rest is black or of mixed race. | ||
A minority is composed of fascist spaniards and mafioso italians emigres. They're not | A minority is composed of fascist spaniards and mafioso italians emigres. They're not black either. | ||
== DR & Hæti == | == DR & Hæti == | ||
Revision as of 04:26, 3 August 2011
The Dominican Republic (pronounced [ɪ'm fʊckɛd]) is the cholera-stricken, overseas borough of the U.S. state of New York. Full of niggers in denial, this shithole shares its land with, of all shitholes, Hæti.
People
A failed nation from the word go, Dominicans are nonetheless a proud people and feel specially proud of the smallest achievement that any Dominican has abroad. This includes, obviously, only those fields where blacks succeed, like music and baseball.
Most Dominicans are living off the government tit; this is one of the many reasons why the country is a monumental failure.
Also, Dominicans are extremely sensitive about their race and about criticism in general, to the point of ignoring much worse things. This very article might hurt them a lot, yet they're impervious to the fact that anybody can spend US$30,000 from public funds in a bar with whores and friends.
Not black
Black Dominicans aren't really black. They call themselves "indios" to avoid the terrible reality of being black in a world that doesn't like blacks.
Like most blacks, they straighten their hair and use Sammy Sosa's magic cream to whiten their skin, because to look pretty is to look less black. Everybody knows that.
Therefore and contrary to popular belief, dark-skinned people do not outnumber whites in the DR, and most estimates say that 90 percent of Dominicans are white, whereas the rest is black or of mixed race.
A minority is composed of fascist spaniards and mafioso italians emigres. They're not black either.
DR & Hæti
Relations between DR and Hæti have never been warm. This is because Dominicans don't like Hætians and because Hætians know it.
However, in 2010 the Dominicans were first on the scene offering support to their neighbors after the devastating earthquake that left Port-Au-Prince in shambles. Of course, this was done to prevent millions of Hætians crossing the border into the Dominican Republic. Honestly, what would you have done?
How to troll Dominicans
- Tell them that mulatos are still niggers.
- Tell them they look like Hætians.
- Suggest that Trujillo loved to suck cocks.
How to scare Dominicans
- Convince them that an invasion from Hæti is inevitable, and that the merging of the two countries will happen by 2015.
- Propose castration as a legal punishment for infidelity, stealing electricity and spending the entire income in rum and beer.
Gallery
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Dominican SpongeBob
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A device too complicated for Dominicans
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See Also
