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Some [[oldfag]] from Nova Scotia decided it was a good idea to pull a real life [[gta]] and beat up his [[win|retarded (most likely underage) girlfriend]] and went on the ol' classic American mass shooting. [[Epic Fail|Even though this absolute madlad managed to pwn 22 noobs, he did this all in 12 minutes, twice the time it took Crusius to pwn the same amount]]. At this point, instead of becoming [[an hero]] he let the [[Cops|piggies]] do the work for him since he was too much of [[pussy|a respectable hero to go out]] | Some {{age|1968|07|05}}-year old [[oldfag]] from Nova Scotia decided it was a good idea to pull a real life [[gta]] and beat up his [[win|retarded (most likely underage) girlfriend]] and went on the ol' classic American mass shooting. [[Epic Fail|Even though this absolute madlad managed to pwn 22 noobs, he did this all in 12 minutes, twice the time it took Crusius to pwn the same amount]]. At this point, instead of becoming [[an hero]] he let the [[Cops|piggies]] do the work for him since he was too much of [[pussy|a respectable hero to go out]] | ||
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Revision as of 02:48, 7 June 2022
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| Gabriel Wortman | |
| Born | July 5, 1968 |
| Nationality: | Canlamedian 
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| Occupation | Denturist, RCMP hobbyist |
| Highscore | 22 killed, 2 injured |
| Top 50? | Yes, 23rd place |
| Style | FPS, singleplayer |
| An Hero? | No |
Some 56-year old oldfag from Nova Scotia decided it was a good idea to pull a real life gta and beat up his retarded (most likely underage) girlfriend and went on the ol' classic American mass shooting. Even though this absolute madlad managed to pwn 22 noobs, he did this all in 12 minutes, twice the time it took Crusius to pwn the same amount. At this point, instead of becoming an hero he let the piggies do the work for him since he was too much of a respectable hero to go out
Reactions
To no one's surprise this shooting was forgotten about a week later because of the current epidemic that is flooding the news. It is also worthy to mention that any shooters that don't that don't target schools, release pictures of themselves or a manifesto and also don't live in America will be forgotten in less than a month, even if the attack has plenty of pwns.
Graded Score
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| Kill count: | 22/20 Matched in kills with Patrick Crusius. |
| Accuracy: | 13/20 Killed 22 in 12 minutes |
| Style: | 15/20 The shooting started out as an argument with his girlfriend but possibly has deeper connections to the RCMPA as an informer |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Deadliest shooting in Canada |
| Bonus: | 18/20 Did what Halifax couldnt |
| Total Score: 88/100 (C+) | |
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