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He Will Not Divide Us

The inauguration of Donald Trump sparked massive protests and riots across D.C. and the world. Leftists, already mentally unstable and savage, went completely apeshit in the weeks following Trump's victory. Enter Shia LaBeouf, a D-list actor desperate to save face after his Hollywood career left him unemployed and irrelevant. It was within this setting that LaBeouf decided to create the latest in a string of failed "art pieces", this one titled He Will Not Divide Us, a fitting title, given that LaBeouf's attempt to sow division ended with LaBeouf being thoroughly trolled on his own project.

HWNDU began as a 24/7 livestream intended to last for eight years, from Inauguration Day (January 20) until the end of the Trump presidency. First located at the Museum of the Moving Image in a suburb of the liberal shithole known as New York City, locals were expected to come and stand in front of the camera and chant "he will not divide us". The result was a sea of brain-dead morons repeatedly screeching at a wall, along with much attention-whoring.

However, 4chan soon learned about the project. The result was a massive IRL trolling raid with the goal of closing yet another pool and rustling some more jimmies. The trolls congregated mostly on cuckchan and cripplechan /pol/, creating hundreds of threads detailing live coverage of the drama. The operation was a complete success; within less than a month, Shia got arrested after assaulting one of his own fans, and on February 10th, 2017, the project was shut down by police, acting on local residents' complaints of noise and violence. Two weeks later, the camera was moved to a sidewalk in Nowhere, New Mexico. Having been thoroughly trolled at every single other location, the project was moved to an undisclosed location with nothing on camera but a "He Will Not Divide Us" flag and the sky, so the trolls couldn't possibly find it... except that they did.

(( Version 2.0 Coming Out In November ))


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	“	Trump didn't survive the attempt on his life because of divine intervention. He survived because a virgin couldn't hit the fattest president since Taft. And again, make no mistake, I'm glad he couldn't, but Trump is alive because he's the single luckiest motherf–ker who ever lived.	„
	—Bill Maher