Booger

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A Booger is what the common Neckbeard has scraped on the bottom of his World of Warcraft Battlestation. Boogers come in different shapes and sizes. Niggers do not have Boogers. Their white woman panty sniffer is a bit more dry, due to large consumptions of KFC and other brands.

Some Boogers are often mistaken as raisins, or money (most commonly with Jews). But, if you didn't know, a booger is neither of those things. It is (usually) that green shit you wipe on your wall.

Boogers have been through brutal table-scrapings by many all over the world too lazy to get a fucking clean-ex, and by those booger-fetishists.


Eating your boogers

Let's be frank, if you actually do this, you're probably a fat, lonely basement-dwelling battlefield player who does nothing more than scream over campers in the server you're hosting. Although, some argue that eating your boogs can actually boost your immune system. Yup! Shoving a slimy, wretched, most likely bloody, clot of snot down your foodpipe makes you healthy. You know what that means, eat away, friends!


Users of the Booger

There are millions of users of the booger. But here are the most notable: World of Warcraft players, Call of Duty players, Mmorpg players, and you.



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