Aeverine Nieves
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Aeverine Frathleen Nieves Zinn⚧ [1] (born Frank Zinn and a man) of Marion, Indiana is a highly functioning autistic Shemale tranny who previously operated a series of websites which were generally centered around a Wal-Mart-esque store that never actually existed. S/he is also an E-lawyer who vigorously protects his/her Copyrights. S/he currently resides in Apartment 19 at 2900 South Carey Street in Marion; it is here that s/he keeps her "pet children", which include Timothy Rags Zinn and a "transgender female dog" named Deanna (you just can't make this shit up!).
Personal Life
Aeverine was born on January 4th, 1983 to Willis and Margarat Zinn. Willis died in 1984, reportedly due to pneumonia, however it is widely thought to be the case that, upon learning that his son would grow up to be a tranny, he lost his iPod. Ava is legally a woman, even though "she" still has a penis and still would be even if "she" cut it off.
Education
Ava was in and out of a number of schools through "her" life, mostly due to behavioral issues, and seems to have been placed in Special Ed throughout his entire educational career. He also claims to have served as Class President at her high school, spanning from 1986 to 2002.
Upon graduating high school, "she" spent an amazing 4 weeks at Indiana Wesleyan University before being expelled in September 2001 after a "mental breakdown".
Here is an account from a former Mississinewa High School student who attended school with Ava in "her" "Frank Zinn" days:
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Career (or lack thereof)
All of Ava's employment history is limited to "her" mother's (and later "her") "store" called NO SIR GIFTS. In reality, NO SIR GIFTS is nothing but the fake name used to sell Avon products and household trinkets. And since NO SIR GIFTS isn't actually a store, Ava has never held a actual job in "her" life. "She" is currently makes their living as a Kewian, because apparently "Gender Identity Disorder" is covered under disability.
Love Life
It is believed Ava had a girlfriend at one point while "she" was (is) still a man. However, Ava will claim that "she's" had a number of girlfriends and failed marriages, but these seem to be entirely with people that live in "her" fantasy world. In 2010, "she" claimed that "her" "Partner" "Angela Willis" died in a tragic accident, but it was soon discovered this claim was a fake. (See: Ava in 2010; after Angela "died", "she" entered a relationship with "Christy Johnson", who is talked about further down this page.
Name
Aeverine currently goes by Aeverine Frathleen Nieves, but experts in the field of The Google have discovered that his/her legal name may be Aeverine Zinn, or possibly still just Frank Zinn; the name "Frathleen" is a combination of Frank and the middle name of her mother, Kathleen.
Ava on the Internets
Ava has left a pretty big footprint on the internet, but before you run off to talk about "her", remember that "she" claims "her" name is copyrighted and "she" will sue you if you use it!
A History of Lulz, Part 1
Late 2006: Introducing Aeverine
Ava was first sighted on the internet (at least in "her" current form) in early December of 2006 when "she" posted a rant about how "she" was convinced there was a great conspiracy afoot when it came to two men anchoring a newscast; after some point "she" saw this as an opportunity for "her" to shine and decided to do something about it.
Early 2007: Live... from the INNCD Apartment Studios...
In early 2007 (possibly as early as late 2006), Aeverine began posting short, poorly produced newscasts recorded in "her" apartment to YouTube called "INNCD News" (The IndiaNa News Center and Discussion); A majority of the content of which these were composed had been copied off of news websites. Aeverine would then fail in "her" feeble attempt at reciting what was likely a poorly scripted, if not unscripted entirely, pile of trash. There was nothing inherently funny about them, until a member of TVNewsTalk.net discovered the videos and made a post about it:
—TVNewsTalk.net member "NewzPimpin" |
Things got heated when Ava found the post and registered at the site to protect "her" good name. The forum's users saw this as a chance to produce even more lulz and began trolling "her". The resulting thread soon became more than 30 pages in length, however it was eventually locked and Ava was banned before the thread was finally bawwwwleeted by the OP. The thread was partially saved in a Google Desktop cache, but has since been lost to time.
Mid 2007: Goodbye, INNCD
After "she" was initially laughed at, Ava laid low for a while, finally returning in June of 2007 with a series of breaking news updates regarding a Chicago TV reporter who had been fired; one of which featured an insanely long commercial break for the TV show Jeopardy. It was at this point that the trolls showed up and two parodies of INNCD came out. The first was PNNS News, which did a very accurate job of parodying Ava's voice and reading abilities:
The second was USNCD News, however all of USNCD's videos have been extinguished from the internet due to YouTube's DMCA policy.
After seeing these parodies, Ava halted production of INNCD "newscasts" for the most part. A few more were produced, however they were of little or no significance and have since been deleted.
Ava's Fake Shit
With the internet newscast out of the way, Ava now had time to focus on other ventures, which are listed in-depth below.
INNewsCenter Wiki
Just like Chris-chan, Ava has "her" own wiki in which "she" can explain in-depth "her" fake-ass businesses and characters, along with "her" relationship to them. If you were to read Ava's wiki, you would see that "she" is really a multi-millionaire, is married to "Angela Willis", has numerous TV shows, and NO SIR GIFTS is actually as big as Wal-Mart. Of course, you know better, and that's why you're reading a fine, upstanding Wiki.
NoSirGifts
NoSirGifts is the name of Ava's "store" in which "she" peddles crap in its lowest and purest form; also, be sure to buy some cable access from "her"! Of course, it is believed there is virtually no business conducted with Ava, but that's not stopping "her" from saying there is! "She's" set up a whole website about it, claiming that NO SIR GIFTS is actually several stores, and a number of warehouse stores as well. NoSirGifts also owns a number of television stations, and the rest of Ava's crazy ideas. You can read more about NoSirGifts at the INNewsCenter Wiki.
Queen of the Willis
Queen of the Willis is just one of the shows Ava claims to be the creator of. It is "animated" using still frames and the Yahoo! avatars. However, if you look at the Episode listing, you may soon start to notice the similarities to Family Guy and Hank Hill. The only original episodes have been written by trolls. An example "episode" (featuring Ava sing along to Rickroll and Michael Jackson)follows.
Ava vs. ED
If you're not lulzing yet, it gets better from here. I guarantee it.
Round 1 - August 2007
Late in the evening of August 4th, 2007, Nieves first discovered this Encyclopedia Dramatica article and promptly edited it to contain actual, factual information. The article was reverted, and "she" immediately called "her" E-lawyer who sent ED a DMCA letter. The DMCA was countered, and the page was soon put back up. Ava retreated and whined about it on "her" sites, preparing "her" next strike.
Round 2 - Fall 2008
After almost a year of waiting for "her" ED article to magically disappear, only to discover that wasn't going to happen, Ava again tried to remove the article on September 22, 2008 by blanking the page, but was quickly pwnd by MysteryBot.
ED Mailing List and Ava's Big Break
It was at this point Ava felt that, if you ALREADY didn't know about "her" (and you probably didn't), you should. On November 11th, 2008, "she" fired off emails to the ED Mailing List:
—Ava being a e-Lawyer | ||
—Ava |
Things got even better when a troll posed as an ED SysOp and got Ava to answer a number of embarrassing questions on the grounds that "she'd" be unbanned. The interview is over here.
December 2008: Suicide over missing cable channels
In another bizarre episode of the life of Frank Zinn, "she" recently had a conversation with one of "her" dogs about the local cable television provider removing stations from the Fort Wayne, Indiana television market. Aeverine/Frank then goes into a tirade:
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February 2009: He's Finally a Woman?
In February of 2009, Ava got butthurt that the local food pantry refused to give him Maxi-Pads.
—Aeverine |
Ava in 2010
So far in 2010, Ava has begun to enforce "policies" regarding how you talk to "her" and how you friend "her" on Facebook. Some of these "policies" include required friend request acceptance and not allowing people to "unfriend" "her"...
—Ava, |
Death of "Angela"
Angela Willis-Zinn appeared on the internets sometime in 2009 and was referred to as Ava's "partner". Ava's wiki claims that they were married in May 2001, long before she started getting trolled online, and long before Ava started posting videos on the YouTube. Angela has never appeared in either of these, and whenever Ava uploaded a video, she'd often reach to turn it off or on (much in the same fashion as Chris-chan). Angela definitely wasn't helping Ava with the videos, nor did she contribut to any of Ava's "Queen of the Willis" shows. The fact she went unmentioned for a number of years and her sudden appearance goes to prove that she's made up, but that's not stopping Ava! "Angela" has a Facebook and a Myspace, and has the ability to take on different looks between the two. She also has no Myspace friends outside of Ava, but has 53 on the Failbook. Hmmmmmm.
Goodnight, Sweet Princess
Ava's fake wife "died" on June 01, 2010. According to Ava, one of "her" "stepdaughters" (i.e. a dog) told "her" that Angela was shot dead by a "bully customer" while repairing an outdoor antenna in Van Buren, Indiana. This left no doubt that Angela has always been a figment of Ava's imagination.
Even though "she" pretended that "Angela" (and her death) was real, Ava continued to spend as much time on the internet as possible, playing Facebook games and posting about "her" upcoming vacation.
Even Ava's "friends" sniffed "Angela" and her subsequent death out as entirely fake. Obviously they realize that this is yet another attempt to garner sympathy and attention from others. More lulz came when, questioned as to why the media hadn't covered the shooting, Ava changed the story to Angela having suffered a heart attack. After allowing a shitstorm of questions regarding the existence of Angela and the murder/heart attack to pile up, Ava finally did what all attention whores who have been called out do and deleted fucking everything on June 4th, including "her" and Angela's facebook profiles. Later that night "she" posted on "her" MySpace that "she" was "Taking a break from Facebook until I get everything worked out", which probably means "she's" waiting for it to blow over and for people to forget. Unfortunately for Ava, internet drama is not forgotten.
It should be noted that this is not the first time Ava has killed off someone, only to retcon and change the story. When "she" first became e-famous, "she" killed off one of "her" fake anchors named "Michelle Abernathy", claiming Michelle had been found dead of an apparent suicide (which "she" had directly copied off a similar event that had happened IRL). A few days later, when the trolls started mourning the loss of Michelle, Ava went back and said that it was just someone who looked like Michelle; that the Police had gotten it wrong, and Michelle was okay ("she" also blamed her dog for writing the story). "She" was forced, however, to "fire" Michelle since she had basically trolled everyone and pretended to be dead for a few days.
Investigation
Expert investigators took to the internet after the death, building on information Ava provided in "her" blog about Angela's death. The obituary Ava posted claimed that Angela graduated from Mississinewa High School in 1996 (the year before Ava attended). The investigators used Failbook to find other alumni of the Class of 1996, and simply asked if they have any recollection of an Angela Willis graduating with them. There was no surprise when the first response came back from someone who also knew Ava IRL: Angela never existed.
—Anonymous Source from the Class of 1996 |
Ava still continues to maintain that Angela was real, blaming "her" "stepdaughter" (again, a dog) for "false reporting".
Sexual Assault!
Shortly after the Angela incident, Ava, in another desperate attempt for attention and asspats, claimed to have been robbed and sexually assaulted while "vacationing" in Indianapolis. Unfortunately for "her", nobody believed "her" after the whole Angela thing.
—Ava |
Christy Johnson
Just two days after the "death" of "Angela", Ava claimed to have a new girlfriend named Christy Johnson. This led to rumors that Ava poisoned Angela just so she could be single again. It was largely believed she was just using a random picture of someone "she" knew as the picture for "Christy". This belief proved true on July 7, 2010 when Ava posted another picture of "her" and "Christy" to Facebook, disregarding the fact that the first picture contained a blonde woman and the second contained a redhead with a different hairline. One commenter mentioned that it was an employee of Carey Services, who works with Ava.
The fact that they're both wearing red lanyards probably means both are employees of either Carey Services or another organization Ava is involved with.
Another ED Response
Realizing that her Encyclopedia Dramatica page isn't going to come down, Ava decided to start issuing "Ava's BS Alerts"[2], which are apparently supposed to give you the "inside scoop" and truth about stories that get posted to this ED page. This just further proves that Ava has the same mindset as Chris-chan, in which "she" thinks anyone will believe anything "she" has to say. In fact, the first one addressed the "Similarities to Chris-Chan" section below by taking a screenshot of the page and photoshopping "Bullshit" over it. Oh the irony!
August 2010: Extreme Home Makeover
In August 2010, Ava finally posted pictures of "her" dilapidated living conditions. Many of the pictures were of poor quality, but thanks to "her" captions, they revealed that "her" landlord had to patch numerous holes in the dirty, nicotine stained walls. "She" also uploaded pictures of the floor which "she" claims to have damaged when "she" threw "5 glass jars across two rooms". It is reported the only reason Ava's landlord puts up with this kind of bullshit is because the government pays the rent every month.
Ava in 2011
2011 was Ava's year of the shit video, as evidenced by all of the explosive diarrhea "she" splattered on YouTube. Here "she" is going batshit insane over American Idol.
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Ava tries out for American Idol
In July 2011, Ava headed to Pittsburgh to try out for American Idol, where "she" made the "top 300" because the producers saw "her" and instantly knew they found this year's number 1 "freak auditioner" because of her exemplary talent.
Tosh.0 discovers Ava
On July 22, 2011, Ava was featured on the Tosh.0 Blog after being posted multiple times on Tumblr and Videogum.com.
2012 and beyond
2012 proved to be yet another banner year for Ms. Zinn. The year got off to a slow start, with a year in review and video of her trip to Pittsburgh being the only real content in a sea of completely non sexist pleas to vote for the female contestants on American Idol. The results of the 2012 Idol season led her to say "she" would no longer watch the show, and then retracting that statement and announcing "she's" launching "Vote for the Girls"] in response to "Vote for the Worst".
"She" also continued to fret about "her" School prom, which took place 11 years ago. "She" somehow retroactively blamed "her" dead mother for making "her" prom date late, and then went on to retroactively change who "she" went to prom with[3] to "punish" the late date.
Similarities to Chris-chan
By now you're saying "How many Chris-Chan references can they make here?". You wouldn't be the only one. Therefore, this easy-to-read comparison table has been crafted to show you the TRUE and HONEST similarities these two have.
| Trait | Ava | Chris |
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| Autistic? | Yes | Yes |
| Claim to be "cured" of Autism? | Yes | Yes |
| Dislike Men? | Yes | Yes |
| Claim to be a woman despite being a man? | Yes | Yes |
| Have created their own little fictional world? | Yes | Yes |
| Believe their little fictional world will make them wealthy, regardless of the massive amounts of copyright infringement? |
Yes | Yes |
| Ever married? | No | No |
| Virginity? | Unknown (Likely intact) | Lost |
| On Social Security? | Yes | Yes |
| Displayed 'tard rage when kicked out of somewhere? | Yes | Yes |
| Have attempted to take down their ED page? | Yes | Yes |
| Despite being a man, wears a bra? | Probably | Yes |
| Dressed as a woman in public? | Yes | Yes |
| Think that people should believe everything they have to say? | Yes | Yes |
| Have "rules" for people who are potential dates/sweethearts? | Yes | Yes |
Gallery
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Ava uploads one of her precious logos into the public domain.
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Then uploads her own photo into the public domain THREE TIMES.
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Ava was nice enough to upload this photo for historical purposes. This was from before the transition.
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As a boy
External lulz
His/her personal websiteDeadHis/her personal wiki. Vandalize for great justice.Dead- His/her store Old site (Internet Archive)
New store siteBut also dead, hey.His/her MyspaceDead at last check- The queen himself (on facebook) Troll with gusto
Fake Facebook Pages
- One of her many fake Facebook pages for a character
Another fake FacebookBaleeted- And another... Active, as of 08/23/16
and another...BaleetedOne for one of her dogsBaleeted- and another dog... Who plays Facebook games.
- and another person...
and ANOTHER dogBaleeted (Related to that other Chandler? Maybe!)- MOAR DOGS
- and finally, one more person
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