Nate Spidgewood

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NATE IS SUPER PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<
THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ.
BEWARE OF BUTTHURT REVISIONISM.
This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Portrait of a faggot.
The face of a cartoonist.
(PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE!!!!!!11) according to Nate's imagination.
...When it's actually more like this.

Nate Spidgewood (Powerword: Nathaniel Edward Spidgewood; aka Nathaniel Edward Speed, Nate Spazzwood, Nate Shitwood, Nate Cockwood, Nate Fagwood, Nate Furwood, Nate Pisswood and Nate Spergwood), is a pissed off, highly autistic 13-year-old boy furry from Seattle, Washington. He is best known for his numerous sockpuppets that he created on ED in an attempt to take down this article. Of course, it was pretty obvious that Spergwood was behind the accounts because they all had one major distinction: the words "Nate" and "pissed" were usually in ALL CAPS so it didn't take long for a sysop to see it and place the ban hammer on him. See the talk page for a prime example. He has a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty animations made in MS Paint and a Patreon "campaign" video where he lies about his age.

The "tl;dr" story on this guy goes like this:

He is obsessed with TV Tropes, wanted to edit on TV Tropes, was banned from TV Tropes, and can't live without TV Tropes, was too stupid to realize he couldn't just go back to TV Tropes under a different name, was banned again, spent time crying like a bitch on the Tropes Mirror Wiki about being banned, kept attempting to sock puppet troll TV Tropes, kept getting thrown out after being discovered while screaming threats of death and bodily harm, and he still occasionally tries to go back and troll TV Tropes even though he fucking sucks at it. He also is obsessed with shitty cartoons and likes drawing this shit in lieu of growing up and getting a fucking life.

For the longer version, read onward.

Who is Nate Spidgewood?

Here's a tl;dr biography he wrote of himself from his art site (which is a weebly, lol) (archive). Along with his resume and FAQ.

Below is a summary:

Nate had a huge boner for shitty comics since he was a kid, so he devoted his life towards reading them and trying to draw them since he had nothing going on in his real life and nobody to talk to except his poor excuse of what he calls his parents. He eventually joined JewTube for the first time in 2006, made some shitty videos that got his sorry ass banned, and to no one's surprise most of them blew ass anyway. He eventually decided to delete fucking everything around September 2007 and tried to start over by getting into M.U.G.E.N, but he managed to fuck that up too.

He continued his career in epic fail by getting suspended from school for using dirty words at the beginning of 2008, then spent the rest of the years getting mocked for his Jewtube failures.

By 2009, he tried to start his life over again, and apparently felt that posting his shitty comics on DeviantART was the best time in his life.

So, when did his faggotry hit critical mass?

Nate once tried to edit on Wikipedia, but his edits were reverted by the The Wikipedia Jews and all articles he tried to create were deleted. This pissed him off, so he decided to go to an even shittier alternative: TV Tropes

On TV Tropes, he had fun editing there for awhile, but he soon ran into trouble when he decided whining about shit he hated was a great idea. This pissed off the TV Tropes Jews, so they suspended his retarded ass, and he figured calling the TV Tropes jews out on their faggotry was a good idea. Eventually, even after the moderators at TV Tropes told him they'd let him edit again if he would just shut the fuck up, quit whining like a bitch, and calm the fuck down, he eventually decided to leave in a swirling vortex of butthurt.

A year later, he showed up again managing to achieve epic fail as a ban evader, and almost got some other dumbass banned along with him.

However, this far from the end of Nate's faggotry.

Nate Spidgewood: Dumbass Wiki Troll

Nate Spergwood is part of the Autistic Legion of Doom. He keeps asking Donny Long for help taking down ED.

Not long after outing himself on TV Tropes in a manner most inept, he decided to run over to the Tropes Mirror Wiki, and he basically started plagiarizing from TV Tropes and cunt pasting it on the Troper Mirror Wiki until the admin there told him cut that shit out. He also was stupid enough to admit to attempting to troll TV Tropes, and another user politely told him that he didn't give a shit. Twice.

He tried to get people to meatpuppet his edits over to TV Tropes, and was told by an admin to go the fuck away, no one cared. Being too stupid to take a hint he tried again, and another admin told him to go the fuck away. He also wanted someone to write a bot to cunt paste his edits from the Tropers Mirror Wiki on TV Tropes, and yet again he was told to fuck off.

(The last one is particularly face palm worthy, since TV Tropes and Tropes Mirror Wiki use a modified version of PmWiki and MediaWiki respectively, which goes to show how knowledgeable this cunt is about wikis.)

He even posted this Butthurt.txt on his user blog on the Tropes Mirror Wiki:

They suspended me on one of my favorite sites, TV Tropes.org (it's called that, not Wikinamespaces or whatever), last year. That's right, Fast Eddie and his wardog, Fighteer, suspended me. Because I was ranting about their policies. That's not fair on their right, because I have to stay and do more fun editing and I'm getting really fed up with it demising to death after 2010, with so much intruders invading everything and polluting pages with namespaces, deleting or renaming great tropes, splitting folders into subpages, and blanking out examples for being "zero context". This wiki is turning into another Wikipedia, despite the statement "We are not Wikipedia" that used to be on its homepage. It's supposed to be a fun, informational, media-based site for artists, teenagers and media fans about storytelling devices, not for Wikipedia people.

The reason I first signed up on TV Tropes in 2011 is because I'm trying to expand it with more tropes, works and examples and keep in touch with tropers so I'd make life much better. (I was seriously devistated by those negative comments written on various online news articles that happened a year before [2010] and announced the constant delaying of a few anticipated, then-upcoming movies by a bankrupt studio's financial problems. As for said studio, I was just expecting them to be sold to a company they were supposed to fit.) But all these new changes these admins made, like the namespaces, the constant renaming and removing of several tropes, and blanking out of "zero context" examples, started ruining everything by taking the fun and wit out.

So last year, I got really annoyed and began ranting and complaining about them, and in return, the admins suspended me on June when I get really mad because one namespacer touched one of the pages I've written RIGHT AFTER I made a few edits on it. I tried to apologize, but they didn't buy it because they accused me of misbehaving, and even worse, they told me to wait until July 2nd. That's an outrage, and so I said "screw this, I'm outta here" and they permabanned my account. I mean c'mon, without a TV Tropes account, I'll be alone again. Then I tried to come back with with another account, but they suspended me again and when I tried to make up, they told me to get off the site and leave them alone. That makes me angry.

I made another account under a different name and they suspended me and this goes on and on and on. Meanwhile, I started complaining in questions on Yahoo! Answers about the site's demise, but people don't care and start telling me crap like "It's their website, not yours" and "You were complaining on here too". Of COURSE it's their website, but they're the ones who ruined it. No one just understands me.

Anyway, thing started to go from bad to worse in February this year, I tried to defend a webcomic article I revamped from one of Fast Eddie's namespacing minions, St Fan (seriously, HE butchers pages with inferior sorting he calls "example indentation" by removing the paragraphing of sub-examples and merging them into their parent examples, and he won't even stop), but unfortunately, it gets locked, all because of ME. Now I'm trying to defend other pages from being destroyed by said minion, but he kept telling those admins on me who kept reverting my edits, and what's worse is that they mistook them for "vandalism". That's not true, because *their* namespacing and sorting are vandalism. They're the ones who ruined the wiki in the first place. They even called me "selfish", "egotistical" and a "troll" and make fun of me because I was writing them rude edit reasons, PMs and thread posts. I've been fighting with them over the content's creativity for a long time now. I can't believe I'm signing up an email address over and over every time I'm trying to come back on the wiki, which uses them all up and took up my time. Now my IP address was blocked again, and I'm sick of copying and pasting a conformation link whenever I sign up on a proxy.

What am I supposed to do other than giving up?

Well, that's my story. To wrap this rant up, I'll tell you the truth: These admins are a bunch of horrible, strict, soulless Wikipedians who don't give a damn about the site's original creative goal and shouldn't have touch it in the first place. They pollute articles, they suspend innocent tropers like me, and they (especially Fighteer) treat us like enemies.

(By the way, I had a petition up since November, but it doesn't get enough signatures.)


The shit gibbon cock holster is STILL being a failtroll faggot, and he'll almost certainly be tard raging about this bullshit on his deathbed.

Gallery of Fail

By Chuck Tingle

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NOTE: This gallery has a decent amount of content not otherwise in the article, do look beyond the five images shown.

  • Nate decided to be a douche about TV Tropes's namespaces policy, which is not only a bad idea on a site with "no negativity" policy, it was also the post that got him suspended/banned the first time on TV Tropes.

    Nate decided to be a douche about TV Tropes's namespaces policy, which is not only a bad idea on a site with "no negativity" policy, it was also the post that got him suspended/banned the first time on TV Tropes.

  • In this long post that was baleeted off TV Tropes, Nate's sockpuppetery was so asinine the admin of another wiki tipped off Fast Eddie about it. Fast Eddie decided to graciously accept the information and thanked the other admin.

    In this long post that was baleeted off TV Tropes, Nate's sockpuppetery was so asinine the admin of another wiki tipped off Fast Eddie about it. Fast Eddie decided to graciously accept the information and thanked the other admin.

  • Nate's ability to be subtle as a wiki troll is so horrible even tropers mock him for it. And now, even Fast Eddie is aware of his shitty haxing attempts.

    Nate's ability to be subtle as a wiki troll is so horrible even tropers mock him for it. And now, even Fast Eddie is aware of his shitty haxing attempts.

  • A long string of troll accounts by Nate are discovered and banned in close succession. As the screenshot shows, Nate is not very good at covertly trolling in the slightest.

    A long string of troll accounts by Nate are discovered and banned in close succession. As the screenshot shows, Nate is not very good at covertly trolling in the slightest.

  • The hidden text of Nate's nasty private message is: Fucking tattletale!!! Stop reporting me to Ask The Tropers! I'M INNOCENT, DUMBASS!! >:(

    The hidden text of Nate's nasty private message is: Fucking tattletale!!! Stop reporting me to Ask The Tropers! I'M INNOCENT, DUMBASS!! >:(

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TAKING DOWN TVTROPES BY HAX

Your dollars can help make a difference... DONATE NAO!

Nate, since he didn't know Computer Science III, he decided he was going to HIRE A HACKER to take down TV Tropes!

He even started a fundraiser to raise $200 dollars so he could hire a hacker to take down TV Tropes, but all he achieved was fail (as usual).

The funny part is that TV Tropes has been DDoSed before, and Nate doesn't seem to realize computer hacking is a criminal offense, so had he ever achieved anything other than fail, he left his real name, picture, and public address on a public website clearly stating his intentions to cause criminal damage to another website.

We would like to add that Nate once vandalised us admitting to fundraising for a hack (again this is a fucking criminal offense), only to dispute that he was hacking TV Tropes in order to "change their policies", which is another crime called extortion. Awesome job, Nate.

Reaction to This Article

Nate working with Oliver D. Smith in order to try to censor the Interwebs.
 
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SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET RID OF THIS FUCKING PAGE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't join TV Tropes because Wikipedia suspended my account, I joined because I was so friggin' offended by the negative comments directed towards a bankrupt movie studio that I'm BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the truth is, Wikipedia only suspended my editing privileges just TWO FUCKING MONTHS after I joined TV Tropes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I didn't quit TV Tropes ENTIRELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I left my FIRST account to make ANOTHER one to keep editing because the fucking namespace-loving admins suspended my account and TOLD me to wait until JULY FUCKING 2ND to be unsuspended even though I'm TRYING to fucking EXPAND the website with more stuff that none of the tropers EVER talked about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT when I made a third account on August to apologize to the mods for complaining about their namespace spam shit that's taking over TV Tropes, they fucking told me not to come back FOREVER and to "Go somewhere else and leave us alone", which PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, they friggin' BETRAYED a once-lonely troper like ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I started FLAMING them for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You BETTER remove this page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's creating a series of LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus, my attempt to hire a hacker last fall is to CHANGE TV Tropes back to the way it was for the FUCK of it by removing all the new shitty ass "policies", NOT take the website down 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And NOW someone I initially watched on deviantART (who goes by the name of EnhancedStar) is FLAMING me and BOYCOTTING my artwork because he fucking LEARNED from the troll article YOU EDIOTS wrote about ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO, I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS, GUYS, JUST TAKE THIS FUCKING PAGE DOWN RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND MAKE ALL THIS LYING BULLSHIT STOP ALREADY, OR ELSE I'LL FRIGGIN' SUE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(
 

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—Nate, May 2nd 2014

Nate Spidgewood, Psycho Internet Stalker

Now that Fast Eddie is long gone, Nate has another trope wiki founder he fucking hates, GethN7; who runs a competitor to TVTropes called All The Tropes.

Unlike Eddie, though, this terminal autist has a somewhat thicker skin and collected most of Nate's deranged shitposts and compiled his Kimmo Johan Alm/moot style email exchanges into a series of blog posts for lulz and for great justice.

The later posts have lots of lulzy and uproariously butthurt responses from Nate himself.

GethN7 PWNS Nate on /cow/

archive of the thread

The trope autist decided to share his experiences with Spidgewood on /cow/, and the thread initially looked like it would die on arrival due to the general view being that it looked like a generic NYPA request, this was until Nate showed up to sperg and tard rage like usual.

That is, until Geth warned Nate if he didn't stop, he'd call not only Nate's parents, but also The Man.

Nate didn't take this seriously, until he immediately started backpedaling when the christfag troping autist proved that he wasn't kidding, and told Nate to GTFO or risk routine asspoundings by Bubba in prison.

Geth also explained to him in detail exactly why his sperging for several years over namespaces on TV Tropes is a waste of time and that flaming 8chan's /cow/ demanding they remove his ED article is incontrovertibly retarded:

 
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I explained this shit to you once, assclown, but for the benefit of everyone else here, I'll do so again.

The namespaces are used because TV Tropes uses an old, customized version of PmWiki, which didn't have MediaWiki style categories to keep everything straight, using a system where "index tags" are placed between items on a page to put them in a namespace and are linked at the bottom in breadcrumb format. In short, they have to use this to organize things because their wiki has so much crap on it it's a pain in the ass to keep it all straight otherwise, and you tard raging isn't changing things.

The "Wicks" or related pages in a namespace are being sorted that way for reasons described above. Get the bloody tampon out of your asshole and get over it. Zero cocks examples means posting shit that has no explanation or context. Since they don;t want to confuse people, they don't allow it. Hell, All The Tropes doesn't allow it, and since were the only tropes wikis on the internet, no one agrees with your autism except you.

As for example indentation, it's so shit is organized in a much more readable manner and look a lot less like a run-on sentence. Part of the reason they do this is avoid tl;dr and also because their site software has a crappy wiki parser.

The TRS wick cleanings are part of their effort to keep old links to stuff they moved from shitting up the place. So sorry you hate change, but we also like to clean up certain crap like this, and Wikipedia and any other wiki also does similar stuff, so unless you run your own wiki, you have no power to change things.

Examples not being recent or arguable means you can't stamp you feet on the page to whine about shit you don't like on the page and that you can't treat the site like a newspaper, people will be reading it months or years later, so writing it without making a reference to the present time not only makes good sense, it's basic shit taught in any competent English class.

Weblinks aren't examples like how if I just posted your ED page in the OP and nothing else, it wouldn't explain why you are a spastic asshole well enough. Adding a little thing like "Context", like how I explain what the links meant, explains why you deserve to be a subject of this very thread.

And dude, ED it it's own website, /cow/ is it's own website (technically, a subsite of 8chan, but you get the idea), and TV Tropes is it's own website. None of the three have any connection to each other save possibly some people who post on one or more of them, and you're a deluded moron if you think crying like a bitch here is going to make mean words go away.

As for the pages in the main namespace they want to sort into namespaces, I was there when you autistically kept reverting those pages out of manbaby spite. Give up, faggot, your tard rage will not turn back the hands of time.
 

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—GethN7

GethN7 Catches Nate Lying

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I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GETHN7!!!!! (ROLE-PLAY PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE)

It's 2018 and GethN7 along with StoneKnightMan is still on the job hunting down any Nate Spidgewood vermin vandalizing the wikia pages. However Nate came up with a strategy to get GethN7 & StoneKnightMan banned so he can continue creating hacked sock accounts to edit wikia pages his way. That strategy is this: Lying and tricking wikia users and admins to take advantage into doing his dirty work and banning GethN7 & StoneKnightMan. That sucker falling for Nate's lies is TheCoolWikiDude. Nate's strategy of abusing good faith was a brief victory...for a short while until GethN7 undid the bullshit Nate dumped. This resulted in Nate tard-raging and having his sock accounts blocked as always.

After TheCoolWikiDude apologized for believing Nate's bullshit who didn't realize Nate is bullshit, GethN7 reached the point of knowing he had to put an end to Nate Spidgewood's autism rage.

GethN7 Takes Away Nate's Wikia Editing

After "Evil Hitler Bitch" GethN7 and "Evil Hitler Whore" StoneKnightMan caught Nate using socks again on Wikia, the two evil Hitlers banned him over 9000 times. This time would be the last, though, as Geth finally made first contact with the Wikia admins to globally and permanently ban Nate and strip away his Wikia editing for good! After Nate threw another sperging, shit spewing temper tantrum, he went to do his usual raging at both GethN7 and StoneKnightMan he calls evil Hitlers.

The following message sperging from Nate happened on Wednesday, May 9th, 2018, at 8:41 PM:

Nate: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU FUCKING MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *NOW* I CAN'T EDIT ON WIKIA ANYMORE BECAUSE OF YOUR BULLSHIT TO THE FUCKING STAFF ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* (PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE)

Geth: To Nate,

I don't have any say over that. You want it back, speak with Wikia Staff, but since they globally banned you and took away your ability to edit, I doubt they will change their minds.

I'm also addressing this to your apparent friend, who you seem to be tagging into these emails:

Geth's Forward Emails: I'm an admin on several wikis where Nate has caused trouble and is globally banned from the entire Wikia service. I am simply doing my job keeping him off and reporting him to Wikia like I'm supposed to. If you have any influence over Nate, please advise him to cease this nonsense for his own good.

Further, because Nate has been sending me unsolicited threats, I have posted the content of those email on the Kiwi Farms, including email headers with email addresses on the Kiwi Farms thread dedicated to Nate's shenanigans, as I want a public record of Nate's activity and anyone who might be involved.

Again, I suggest you exercise whatever influence you may have as Nate's associate to convince him to leave me alone and abide by the rules of Wikia.

Nate: I WANT MY EDITING ABILITY BACK, YOU EVIL FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PUCNHES YOU AGAIN)

(20 minutes later)

Stone: yea. be sure to keep a lookout for Nate Spidgewood. a ban-evading vandal who keeps abusing multiple accounts o edit and vandalize on wikis. me and geth have been tracking around wikia and getting his socks blocked, reported, and banned. the reason why we are doing this is because:

1: nate has been causing a ruckus on other websites like TV Tropes, Wikipedia, and deviantart. his actions have caught the attention of places like kiwi farms.

2: Wikia has a strict zero tolerance policy for making sockpuppet accounts. if you get banned anmd decided to go back with an alternate account, then you are permabanned and never wanted back, ever.

hope you understand this. Thank you

Nate: STOP CALLING ME A "BAN-EVADING VANADAL", YOU DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT BAN-EVADING OR VANDALIZING, I'MT TRYING TO EXPAND THIS WIKI AND OTHERS WITH LEGITIMATE INFORMATION AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE ME, NOT THIS EVIL BITCH GETHN7 WHO HAS BEEN SPREADING LIES AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

Stone: no. your ban-evading. and i've screencapped this message. to the farms

Nate: NO I'M NOT, YOU EVIL HITLER WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE FOR SAYING THAT AND THREATENING TO SCREENCAP THIS FOR KIWI FARMS)

Stone: he called me an evil hitler whore. so he thinks im a lady now and an evil hitler bitch like GethN7 LMAO


Nate The Cyberterrorist

One month later, Nate thought it would be a good idea to send a chain email to his self-proclaimed evil Hitlers and pretend he's a staff member from the Wikia community by sending a malicious batch file named ShareX (a legitimate program for screenshotting, mind you) to fight against vandals and spammers like himself by archiving evidence. Of course GethN7 and StoneKnightMan are really not that stupid to fall for such a innovative trick as GethN7 announced on Kiwi Farms that Spidgewood is sending a malware batch file that can "sabotage" your computer if you are a complete dumbass. By sending this e-mail, Nate officially went from vandalizing sperg to a cyberterrorist sperg.

With Geth, Stone, and the Wikia community contacting the Federal Trade Commission in concert over Nate falsely using the trademarks of a commercial entity for the purposes of committing a crime, Nate could face sentences for years for the charges of Repeated Harassment, Attempted Sabotage, and False Impersonation of Trademarks.


   
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HOW DARE YOU FUCKING REPORT ME TO THE FTC YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T DESERVE TO BE TAKEN AWAY, AND I DIDN'T COMMIT A FRIGGIN CRIME, I JUST SENT YOU AND STONEKNIGHTMAN THAT VIRUS IN ORDER TO CRASH YOUR SHITTY ASS PC'S BECAUSE YOU ASSWIPES DESTROYED MY ABILITIES TO EDIT AND POST ON THE ANIMEFEET, COMPANY BUMPERS AND COMMUNITY WEBSITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT, YOU STUPID ASS HITLER BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU AND STONEKNIGHTMAN DESERVE TO BE HACKED OR HAVE YOUR COMPUTERS DESTROYED FOR SPYING ON ME AND FUCKING UP MY WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<
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—Thanks for confessing a crime Nate!

Nate's New Target: Wikipedia

Have fun with Nate, Wikifags! He's your problem now!

We all know Nate will literally never gives up editing on certain wikias until this mad lolcow disease of a childish little brat in a diarrhea-filled diaper gets what he wants. Unless someone shuts down his internet or takes Nate away to a padded room in a mental hospital for loonies like Nate. When all else fails for Nate getting banned on wikias shielded by the Super Hitler Bros. Geth & Stone, Nate goes after something bigger with a higher risk of getting in more deep shit. Wikipedia!

On second thought.... Let Wikipedia have Nate. Wikipedia is known for being shit and having social justice wikicucks white knighting certain feminazis for good boy points. Nate and Wikipedia are meant for each other. That'll give the wikia pages a breather from the sperging rage of Nate Spidgewood.

Nate's TV Tropes Neutered And Super Pissed

Fear the wrath of Nate Spidgewood and his evil diabolic plan to boycott TV Tropes!

Of all the years of vandalizing, torture, and RAGE IN ALL CAPS Nate has been causing, TV Tropes finally did something smart for a change to prevent wild Nate sperg attacks that should've happen for a long time. Switching the account status creation to Pending Approval. With pending approval, Nate can no longer ban evade his way to TV Tropes like Donald Trump's wall to keep the illegal immigrants from shitting up America. But we know TV Tropes is his only love life. And like all normal human beings that learns to move on, Nate refuses to give up and not move on with his life. What's his next move you may wonder? Spamming emails to the TV Tropes staff, TV Tropes mods, The Hitler Dudes, and a user name fighteer.

The following email spammed from Nate Spidgewood happen on February 1st, 2019, 11:08 PM - 11:09 PM. (60 seconds worth of spam)


   
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I'VE NEVER BEEN SO PISSED IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *FIRST* YOU DISABLED CONFIRMATION EMAILS FOR ME AND *NOW* YOU *CHANGED* THE FUCKING ACCOUNT CREATION STATUS TO "PENDING APPROVAL" AND STARTED *DENYING* ALL NEW ACCOUNTS JUST TO *DISCOURAGE* ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST CHANGES YOU WIKIPEDIA BASTARDS EVER MADE TO TV *TROPES* SINCE 2011!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHY I STARTED A NEW FUNDRAISING CAMPAIGN AND AM CONTINUING BOYCOTTING YOUR SHITTY NAMESPACES AND YOUR OTHER SHITTY NEW RULES UNTIL YOU CHANGE TV TROPES BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS BEFORE YOU TOOK OVER AND RUINED IT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D:< (PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE FOR BEING MASSIVE DOUCHEBAGS TO INNOCENT TROPERS LIKE ME)
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—Love, Nate Spidgewood.

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Will you donate money to Nate Spidgewood to help him hire a hacker to hack the TV Tropes admins?

You heard it folks. Nate's next diabolical and autistic plan is to create a GoFundMe account to raise $500 to hire a hacker to hack the TV Tropes admins and change TV Tropes the way Nate's needle boner wants it to be. What Nate's stupidity doesn't realize is that hiring a hacker to hack the TV Tropes admins and its site is... what's that word again... oh yeah! ILLEGAL!! But whatever. It's his life. Let him throw it away for the law to arrest him.

Facts

Nate Spidgewood as One Punch Man Whine Punch Man.

Nate Spidgewood...

  • ... was kicked out of special ed and middle school in the 7th grade for throwing psychopathic temper tantrums.
  • ... loves to spam /cow/ on 8chan every time there's a new thread about him.
  • ... lives with his parents Jerry Speed and Dana Speed.
  • ... frequently wets himself and the bed.
  • ... gets locked up in his padded room at night by his parents when he tards out too much.
  • ... deletes and re-uploads his Patreon video.
  • ... is used by his parents to get autism gold because they're too lazy to get a job.
  • ... asked his parents to change his last name to Spidgewood because Nate thinks it sounds more mature.
  • ... gets his mom Dana Speed to help make videos for him.
  • ... says he's 20 years old.
  • ... is a furry.
  • ... yiffs for his original character Arry the Armadillo.
  • ... has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
  • ... has a fetish for furries taking a shit anywhere.
  • ... is a liar and has tricked Wikia users & admins to do his dirty work for him.
  • ... wants you to "STOP GIVING THIS VIDEO DISLIKES." because "IT SHOWS THAT YOU'RE JUST BEING DISRESPECTFUL." and "IF YOU GAVE IT A DISLIKE, REMOVE IT OR ELSE!"
  • ... is a manchild.

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Nate gives money to a furry on Patreon


It might also interest you to know that Nate is also a patron of other projects. For example, due to Nate being a furry degenerate, he gives money to artists like Yoshitura who specialises in making extremely fluffy drawing of furries. Nate will vehemently deny that he is a furry despite all the evidence that he is indeed one, though. It is clear that Nate feels extreme self-loathing about it, so please do not remind him about the fact that he is a furry.

Nate initially refused and took several months to honor paid commissions to his only Patron

Despite being unproductive and having done nothing noteworthy when it comes to his shitty artwork, one person had the generosity to give him $15 per month on Patreon. Nate promises in his Patreon that he would grant free full commissions for anyone that gives him at least $15 dollars a month. Do you think that Nate would seize on his obligation to produce artwork once asked and prove those damn naysayers wrong that he was a bone-idle lazy shit who spends all his time ragetarding for not doing shit his way? LOL fuck you.

The Patron would like to clarify to you that he never even asked Nate to draw furries or mention to Nate anything about furries, this came out of Nate's mouth completely unprovoked, and that he just asked for his commission as promised. This means that Nate is asking for money, in return for absolutely fucking nothing. He wants you to merely fund his existence with zilch in return. Nate wonders why he remains locked in his bedroom by his parents while be used for welfare by them and has absolutely 0 career prospects in his lifetime.

Of course this didn't deter the backer from not trying harder to get the full commissions that Nate promised. He has commented a few times on Patreon in order to see if he can get his furshit drawings. One rejection wasn't going to be enough to stop Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ still did not get a response, so he decided to use some leverage which he knew would make Nate think: his article on ED. Of course, Nate hates it being called "his" ED page because of some autistic bullshit regarding who wrote and owns this page. Of course Nate doesn't try to make things right by actually commissioning the artwork promised and instead whines about us and TV Tropes.

It of course took extra prodding from Jesus Christ for Nate to even hear out his request on the commission. He wants Nate to draw "PuppySky". Who is PuppySky? PuppySky is the admin of 8chan's /furry/, and the picture provided was of the boards mascot, Nate. The big J wants Nate to draw him with Nate's own character Arry. Nate gives the OK to both of these propositions. This means Nate now has no excuse whatsoever to not commission JC's artwork, we wait in anticipation.

Of course Nate completely disappears for over a month and Jesus Christ eventually gives up and deletes his pledge, this caught the attention of Nate, who proceeds to message him stating that he was "busy with other things". Whether this is because Nate is a lazy fuck or was grounded by his parents we have no clue. All Nate wants for the commission is for Jesus to re-pledge even more money.

  • "Honeybunch fluffball"

    "Honeybunch fluffball"

  • "our beautiful furendship"

    "our beautiful furendship"

  • Jesus Christ mentions ED

    Jesus Christ mentions ED

  • Nate's sperging response here

    Nate's sperging response here

  • Jesus Christ commission request

    Jesus Christ commission request

  • What Jesus Christ wants Nate to draw

    What Jesus Christ wants Nate to draw

  • Nate seemingly accepts.

    Nate seemingly accepts.

  • Nate is SUPER busy!

    Nate is SUPER busy!

  • It's a start.

    It's a start.

  • The finished product, really worth the wait?

    The finished product, really worth the wait?

  • Nate gets told of the ruse all along.

    Nate gets told of the ruse all along.

  • Nate gets his balls busted over his PayPal.

    Nate gets his balls busted over his PayPal.

  • Nate gets encouraged to return to /cow/ for further conversation.

    Nate gets encouraged to return to /cow/ for further conversation.

  • Nate's dad banned him from 8chan.

    Nate's dad banned him from 8chan.

Video Resume: Failed Quest to Get $100

The email exchange

A group called "L00T KR3W" managed to hack a big time producers email and then used it to troll Nate into sending them a video resume show that Nate could potentially get hired, and also receive $100 dollars at the same time. Nate of course leapt at the chance, we will quote L00T KR3W about this video, because we're lazy cunts who don't want to write this out:

 
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Part-time crayonfag and full-time embarrassment, Nate Spidgewood is the embodiment of everything that autism stands for: assholes who can't acknowledge they're naive, incredibly stupid and who proclaim that everything great is their idea and all the bad shit that befalls them is someone elses' fault.

Having hacked some rich, dumb ass cartoon producer named Santiago Russell, we stole Russell's PayPal account info and his email chains with Nate. Evidently, in the last thread, Russell asked Nate to film a video resume for $100 dollars as a show of good faith that Russell's animation company was interested in discovering and hiring aspiring animators, especially those from difficult backgrounds.

What he got from Nate was a 5 minute BAWWWFEST about evil trolls, demands that Internet apologize to him and reinstate his TV tropes account. Basically all the shit no one in their right mind would care about in a fucking job interview and would more than likely get you banned from the premises if it were spoken in person.

Russell asked Nate to "wear a suit or a nice polo" to show he was serious. Instead, Nate threw on a Goodwill t-shirt and blathered in front of a fucking door for an eternal 339 seconds about nothing.

In order to save Russell the shame of paying for such fucking garbage, L00T KR3W intervened and leaked the vid. We will also leak the email conversation, the full compressed vid and any other info we see fit.

We don't trip. Just wanted you to know that we was legit.
 

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—L00T KR3W, doing God's work


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L00T KR3W have only released a 2 minute excerpt so far, we'll upload the full version once we get our hands on it.

We would like to note one last thing on how retarded Nate is in this section:

When someone pretended to be a cartoon producer and gave him a mere promise of $100 dollars at the end of it, Nate immediately got his mother on the weekend to film this, which took him a total of SEVEN HOURS to shoot and edit.

Somebody on Patreon came along with a 100% VERIFIABLE and GUARANTEED $15 bucks asking for a picture which was promised under the system Nate set out and this faggot won't even sketch a template of the cuntboy he scrawls on the regular.

Do you understand why Nate Spidgewood is not someone to be pitied but to be mocked as the complete and utter emotional invalid that he is?

Prank Call

Someone on 8chan's /cow/ phoned up Nate saying that he could take Nate's ED article with his hacking powers. Notice how quick Nate is to rage at the caller IRL:

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Apparently enough prank calls have been delivered to Nate to the point where his parents no longer let him use the phone. He's in his twenties.

His ED Accounts

This is a documentation of Nate's feeble attempts to get his article taken down, failing every single one of those attempts, and ending up b& for it. These are all the accounts that he has made, either to blank this article, or rage on contributing users' talk pages about "updating his Patreon links". Unsurprisingly, all these accounts are currently banned.

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