HTS-Noob

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HOLY SHIT HTS-Noob goes to hospital and needs an operation to get the highlighter removed!!1!!!1

This is an epic saga of a young, 15-year-old boy named Sean Twist who posted on the Totse forums as 'HTS-Noob' discovering his anus with an everyday highlighter. Eventually he had to go to the hospital to get it removed, on the bill of Soviet Canuckistan's free healthcare. This is his story...

Alright, There's a Highlighter Stuck in My Ass

LOL TOTSE WAT DO I DO? About missing Pics

In response to PICS OR GTFO
Apparently highlighters make good dildos.
Lulz hurts.
How would you explain it to your mom?

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It's in thar deep
DON'T CRY! TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
An elaborate map of HTS-Noob's anus. See also, Time Cube.
At least he's honest.
FISSION MAILED
BAAAWWWW I'M TOO HARDCORE FOR MY MOM!!!1!

The Operation

HTS-Noob is now a local celebrity on totse ever since the illustrious 'highlighter incident'. (LOLOL teh drugz were worth it - Typical totse behavior.)

More lulz
Telling mother.
Saved for posterity.

HTS-Noob vs. Chunt

Last Thursday totse user chunt decided he didn't like HTS-Noob, and since they lived near each other decided he wanted to start a fight. Everyone in Spurious Generalities predicted failure, and what happened wasn't far from the truth. What really happened? Cunt and 4 other totseans showed up first, then HTS-Noob showed up completely fucked up on Dextromethorphan and the cunt experienced troll's remorse. He didn't want to beat him up, so they all decided to hang out on the beach. Later they went to a bar (although HTS is underage) where they all got drunk enough to think some barfly was Jeff Hunter.

Noob vs Chunt About missing Pics

chunt doing some innocent trolling.
EN GARDE!
High noon at the OK Corral.
They shall fight for internets honor!

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Tickets sold out for this event.
lol wut
Buy ~~pens~~ highlighters, stick 'em in your pooper.

HTS-Noob gets a sex change

After the epic saga of the highlighter incident, HTS decided to try to conceal his identity in the same way that HandOfZek did... He became female! Well he at least tried.

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