No
"No" is the opposite of yes and is the answer that you always get when you ask a girl "Would you like to go out on a date with me some time?". Variations include Nah, naw, nope, nooo-wa! NOOOO!!, "go and fuck your dog" and DO NOT WANT!!1 No only means yes when said by a woman who obviously wants to get raped, as all women of course, do.
Linguistic variations
- In Ræp: FUCK YEA!!!
- In Icelandic: Nei
- In Greece: Ochi, όχι
- In 卐: Nein
- In Russia: Niet, Нет
- In Latvian: Nē
- In Italy: No
- In Latin: Minimè
- In France: Non
- In Portugal: Não
- In Spain: No
- In Hebrew: Lo
- In Cornish: Na
- In Croatian: Ne
- In Sand niggers: La
- In Japan: Īe/Ūn, いいえ, 否, ううん
- In China: Bu, 不
- In Persian: Na
- In Finland: Ei
- In Estonian: Ei
- In Turkish: Hayır
- In Hungarian: Nem (you may also say "nagyonkurvárakivancsukvabazmeg", but this is a bit more difficult to transcribe. Could also try "kurvára nem!", meaning something like "Hell no!")
- In Armenians: Cheh
- In Sweden: Nej
- In Danish: Nej. Nah/Næh. Nope/Nope. Ukorrekt/incorrect.
- In Norway: knull meg i ræva
- In Poland: Nie
- In Albanian: Jo
- In Romanians: Nu
- In Dutch:Nee (pronounced nay like the Aulde-English word for no)
- In China: We do no want!
- In Aspergian: Yesh?
- In Negroid / Ebonics: FUCK YO' MOMMA
- In Will Smithese: AWWW HELL NAW!
- In Asperger's Syndrome: I am disinclined to acquiese to your request.
- In Ireland: Feck off or Níl
- In Wales: Nw (pronounced 'no').
- In Soviet Canuckistan: Eh?
- In /b/: NO U!!!
- In Drunkspeak: Wuld yoo haf secks wit me plees?
- In Æ: B&
- In Africa: The fuck you think?
- In United States of Australia: Nah fuckin' way, cunt!
- In Swiss German: Nei
- In Tunaknese: Dholna...
- In Chavspeak: Naw A fawkin pumped yer maw ya cunt.
- In Engineer: Nope.avi
- In Afghan: Ne
Notable No's Down Through History and Daily Life
When asked if he would please stop killing joos, Adolf Hitler answered. "Nein"
When told to bathe himself, John Cena replied: "Hell no."
When asked for their opinion of Barack Obama, an entire trailer park of rednecks responded: "He'yall Naw!"
When god asked him to stop being such a little bitch, Satan (see satanism) told him to fuck off in the following way: "Noooooo! I DUN WANNA! DUN MAKE MEEEEE!" This one is particulary important because it was followed by the most amazing smiting in history.
Women
When a woman say's no it either is the equivalent of the magic 8 ball saying "ask again later" or when mentioned in a discussion on sex means "Yes but it is so much hotter if you force yourself on me." No never means no when it comes from a woman. "No" is also the answer every slut will ever give when you ask to see her vagoo, which is why Ron Jeremy invented Tequila.
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