Zoe Askalon

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Zoe Askalon✡ or Zoe, is an autistic kike in his early 20's who at first was apart of gamergate, but now makes his rounds throughout the reactosphere. Topics that he mostly enjoys discussing range from how 'hitler didn't even finish the fucking job like a faggot' to MLP and everything in between. He despises Ashkenazi Jews while he LARPs as a Sephardic Jew. Some great ideas he has come up with are Zones of Degeneracy aka Escape to Las Vegas, the peaceful dismantling of the State of Israel and Sephardic Jews establishing a country on the Balearic Islands. His father is also Vlademir Putin, which he was separated from birth. This confirms his fascist tendencies and also how he strangely picked up Russian very quickly without any Russians present in his childhood development.

Overall, Zoe Askalon is by far the most edgiest redpilled Jew alive in our century fighting for the white race since Benjamin H. Freedman.

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