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'''Chan''' could refer to many things:


# A popular Chinese surname ([[chink|traditional Chinese]] 陳; [[derp|simplified Chinese]] 陈) in [[Duckroll|Cantonese]] transcription. The [[Fruit|Mandarin]] transcription of the same name is [[Steve Chen|Chen (surname)]].
# A popular Chinese surname ([[chink|traditional Chinese]] 陳; [[derp|simplified Chinese]] 陈) in [[Duckroll|Cantonese]] transcription. The [[Fruit|Mandarin]] transcription of the same name is [[Steve Chen|Chen (surname)]].
#*Jackie Chan - Popular [[Kung Fu]] expert and actor.
#* Jackie Chan - Popular [[Kung Fu]] expert and actor.
#''Ch'an'' (chi. 禪) (pinyin: [[LOL WUT|chán]]), a sect of Buddhism cognate to Zen in Japanese Language.
# ''Ch'an'' (chi. 禪) (pinyin: [[LOL WUT|chán]]), a sect of Buddhism cognate to Zen in Japanese Language.
# A Japanese honorific (like san) used to refer to [[loli|children, girls, and young women]].  Often used in naming notable [[camwhore]]s on chan imageboards (see below).
# A Japanese honorific (like san) used to refer to [[loli|children, girls, and young women]].  Often used in naming notable [[camwhore]]s on chan imageboards (see below).
# Any number of channels (usually in the form of textboards and imageboards) for anonymous posting with a noted disregard for common decency. Often popular amongst [[Wapanese|Weeaboo]] (or in some cases, [[Japanese|Elevens]]) [[basement-dweller]] on the [[web|Intarweb]].
# Any number of channels (usually in the form of textboards and imageboards) for anonymous posting with a noted disregard for common decency. Often popular amongst [[Wapanese|Weeaboo]] (or in some cases, [[Japanese|Elevens]]) [[basement-dweller]] on the [[web|Intarweb]].


[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] readers are most likely interested in #3 or #4.
[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] readers are most likely interested in #3 or #4:
 
== #3: chans (AKA camwhores) ==


==#3: chans (aka camwhores)==
{{main|Camwhore}}
{{main|Camwhore}}
[[File:Weirdinternetguypresentswomanwithflowers.jpg|thumb|right|Camwhores need to learn this.]]
 
[[File:Weirdinternetguypresentswomanwithflowers.jpg|thumb|Camwhores need to learn this.]]
[[File:Chainsaw Bear.jpg|thumb|How [[sick fuck]]s appreciate camwhores.]]
[[File:Chainsaw Bear.jpg|thumb|How [[sick fuck]]s appreciate camwhores.]]
Since the dawn of the [[internets|interwebs]], there have been attention [[whore]]s.  With the easy availability of webcams/digicams/cellcams, these attention whores have more and more ways to seek attention and (d-)evolved into today's camwhores.  Here are a few (semi-)notable ones.
Since the dawn of the [[internets|interwebs]], there have been attention [[whore]]s.  With the easy availability of webcams/digicams/cellcams, these attention whores have more and more ways to seek attention and (d-)evolved into today's camwhores.  Here are a few (semi-)notable ones.
#[[Cracky-chan]] - Attention whore and wank material for pedos.
#[[Loli-chan]] - Attention whore and wank material for pedos.
#[[Stoner-chan]] - Attention whore and [[7chan]]'s official camwhore.
#[[Acky-chan-cray]] - Attention whore and someone [[noone|Peter]] cares about.
#[[afro-chan]] - Attention whore, with the notability of [[4chan]]'s first camwhoring Black
#[[Sub-chan]] - Attention whore, noted for her sagging, torpedo-shaped tits.
#Office-chan - Attention whore, who delivered tights for a sick bastard on /b/ from her office on 06.02.09.
#[[Rat chan|Rat-Chan]] - Winrar and true [[sick fuck|/b/tard]], will kill your [[rat|rats]].
#[[Martini-chan|Martini-Chan]] - [[b|/b/]] ruined her life.
#[[Chin-chan]] - Self explanatory, made of [[fail]] and [[AIDS]],but not chin (possibly [[Shannon_Schimpf|Hep C]] and [[Fetal_Alcohol_Syndrome|Fœtal Alcohol]], this has yet to be confirmed)
# <s>[http://www.charliechan.net/gallery/oland_monte.html Charlie-chan]</s> - (link doesn't work) An [[At least 100 years ago|ancient]] "Chinese" detective; counter to Fu Manchu but still pwoof of [[racist|dweadfull wacism]]
#Phoenix-chan - A girl who was bored one night on [[b|/b/]] and posted pics of herself in a quest to become a chan. She even [[put shoe on head]]. That's what I call a true Femanon [[amirite]]
#Can-chan - A [[cumdumpster]] that was on [[b|/b/]] the morning of November, 24th 2008. Apparently, she only [[did it for the lulz]]. However, all [[women]] are [[attention whore]]s.
#[[ramen|Maru-chan]] - A motherfucking gutless whore that likes to be fucked in the bathroom along with Damnixa K-Sexres Hilarious, playing with her pussy and making blowjobs to JC the dick FTW. She also likes to make fucking good threesomes in Charli's room FTW :3.
#Mensa-chan - A curvy [[Mensa|intellibitch]] who followed instructions, delivered, and even got respect from some upstanding [[b/tard|gentlemen]].
#[[:File:Gingerwhore.jpg|Fire-chan]] - An [[AIDS]]-infested [[fail|shitfaced]] attention whore who left many an Anon with blue balls. May your [[Ginger|red hair]] devour you in your sleep.
#[[Flat Chan]] - A very flat chan.
#[[Pear Chan]] - A chan with a very odd shape.  Must be viewed to be appreciated.
#Puff(y)-chan - A puffy chan that arose in the early morning of July 16, 2009.
#[[Operation_Fat_Fuck]] - Lulz from a person who looks alot like Bobby hill Operation FAT FUCK was a success
#[[Creepy_Chan]] - A creepy teenage girl who actually went on to be in the 12th Americas next top model
#[[Chris-chan]] '''(WARNING: [[Shit brix|BRIX SHITTING]] CONTENT INSIDE!!!)''' A [[faggot]] of epic proportions who created the ''Sonichu'' franchise. It should be noted that he is a 30 year old, [[autism|autistic]], [[virgin]] [[manchild]] with strong [[pedophile]] tendencies who deserves to be hated and [[troll]]ed. He is desperately seeking a "boyfriend-free girlfriend" through means of [[fap]]ping to Sonichu, [[twincest|fucking an imaginary twin sister]], or through taking pictures of himself with his medallion of power.
#[[Easter-chan]]
#[[Schoolchan]]
#[[Blake|Limberchan]]
#[[32" Waist Chan]] - AKA: Fivehead
#[[Suicidechan|Suicide-Chan]]
#[[Scar-chan]]


==#4: *chans ([[website]]s)==
* [[Cracky-chan]] - Attention whore and wank material for pedos.
* [[Loli-chan]] - Attention whore and wank material for pedos.
* [[Stoner-chan]] - Attention whore and [[7chan]]'s official camwhore.
* [[Acky-chan-cray]] - Attention whore and someone [[noone|Peter]] cares about.
* [[afro-chan]] - Attention whore, with the notability of [[4chan]]'s first camwhoring Black
* [[Sub-chan]] - Attention whore, noted for her sagging, torpedo-shaped tits.
* Office-chan - Attention whore, who delivered tights for a sick bastard on /b/ from her office on 06.02.09.
* [[Rat chan|Rat-Chan]] - Winrar and true [[sick fuck|/b/tard]], will kill your [[rat|rats]].
* [[Martini-chan|Martini-Chan]] - [[b|/b/]] ruined her life.
* [[Chin-chan]] - Self explanatory, made of [[fail]] and [[AIDS]],but not chin (possibly [[Shannon_Schimpf|Hep C]] and [[Fetal_Alcohol_Syndrome|Fœtal Alcohol]], this has yet to be confirmed)
* <s>[http://www.charliechan.net/gallery/oland_monte.html Charlie-chan]</s> - (link doesn't work) An [[At least 100 years ago|ancient]] "Chinese" detective; counter to Fu Manchu but still pwoof of [[racist|dweadfull wacism]]
* Phoenix-chan - A girl who was bored one night on [[b/|/b/]] and posted pics of herself in a quest to become a chan. She even [[put shoe on head]]. That's what I call a true Femanon [[amirite]]
* Can-chan - A [[cumdumpster]] that was on [[b/|/b/]] the morning of November, 24th 2008. Apparently, she only [[did it for the lulz]]. However, all [[women]] are [[attention whore]]s.
* [[ramen|Maru-chan]] - A motherfucking gutless whore that likes to be fucked in the bathroom along with Damnixa K-Sexres Hilarious, playing with her pussy and making blowjobs to JC the dick FTW. She also likes to make fucking good threesomes in Charli's room FTW :3.
* Mensa-chan - A curvy [[Mensa|intellibitch]] who followed instructions, delivered, and even got respect from some upstanding [[b/tard|gentlemen]].
* [[:File:Gingerwhore.jpg|Fire-chan]] - An [[AIDS]]-infested [[fail|shitfaced]] attention whore who left many an Anon with blue balls. May your [[Ginger|red hair]] devour you in your sleep.
* [[Flat Chan]] - A very flat chan.
* [[Pear Chan]] - A chan with a very odd shape.  Must be viewed to be appreciated.
* Puff(y)-chan - A puffy chan that arose in the early morning of July 16, 2009.
* [[Operation_Fat_Fuck]] - Lulz from a person who looks alot like Bobby hill Operation FAT FUCK was a success
* [[Creepy_Chan]] - A creepy teenage girl who actually went on to be in the 12th Americas next top model
* [[Chris-chan]] '''(WARNING: [[Shit brix|BRIX SHITTING]] CONTENT INSIDE!!!)''' A [[faggot]] of epic proportions who created the ''Sonichu'' franchise. It should be noted that he is a 30 year old, [[autism|autistic]], [[virgin]] [[manchild]] with strong [[pedophile]] tendencies who deserves to be hated and [[troll]]ed. He is desperately seeking a "boyfriend-free girlfriend" through means of [[fap]]ping to Sonichu, [[twincest|fucking an imaginary twin sister]], or through taking pictures of himself with his medallion of power.
* [[Easter-chan]]
* [[Schoolchan]]
* [[Blake|Limberchan]]
* [[32" Waist Chan]] - AKA: Fivehead
* [[Suicidechan|Suicide-Chan]]
* [[Scar-chan]]
 
== #4: [[Website]]s ==
 
=== *chans: Futaba-style imageboards ===


[[Image:Comparechans.jpg|thumb|A comparison of some of the chans out there today.]]
[[File:Comparechans.jpg|thumb|Chans between 2004-2013 (win)]]
[[File:Imageboards nutshell.png|thumb|Chans between 2014-2020 (wat)]]
[[File:Chans as of 2023.png|thumb|Chans as of 2021-present (o god no...)]]
[[File:Spinoffs In a Nutshell.jpg|thumb|Spinoff imageboards in a nutshell]]


{{main|List of *chan boards}}
{{main|List of *chan boards}}


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Once upon a time, some [[japan|hikikomori Elevens]] got the [[stupid|brilliant]] idea to make the Internets equivalent of writing naughty messages and phone numbers on a greasy bathroom wall and made an enormous fucking website about it (completely unaware of [[Usenet]]). Some [[moot|weeaboo]] [[basement-dweller]] went off to make an English version because he thought it was the hottest shit around. Since 4chan is the [[fail|largest]] of the English-speaking chan sites, it has spawned millions of ugly, disgusting, retarded children that exist either to support [[furfags]] or to cater to some [[idiot|geniuses]] who wish to get away from 4chan's fascist rules or dumb moderators.
Once upon a time, some [[japan|hikikomori Elevens]] got the [[stupid|brilliant]] idea to make the Internets equivalent of writing naughty messages and phone numbers on a greasy bathroom wall and made an enormous fucking website about it (completely unaware of [[Usenet]]). Some [[moot|weeaboo]] [[basement-dweller]] went off to make an English version because he thought it was the hottest shit around. Since 4chan is the [[fail|largest]] of the English-speaking chan sites, it has spawned millions of ugly, disgusting, retarded children that exist either to support [[furfags]] or to cater to some [[idiot|geniuses]] who wish to get away from 4chan's “fascist rules” or dumb moderators. Currently there is only one serious contender to 4chan, but it is [[8chan|super duper t0p 5ekrit]].
 
* [[12chan]] - A shit site for [[pedophiles]].
* [[2chan]] (Futaba Channel) - The [[God|father]] of all [[*chans]]
* [[2ch.ru]] - A chan for [[Russia|Russkies]].
* [[3chan]] - A shit site that about 3 people uses.
* [[22chan]] - A site created for people who want to escape the cancer on 4chan.
* [[24chan]] - A shit site about [[shit|nothing]] (doesn't even exist anymore).
* [[315chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[711chan]] (also doesn't exist).
* [[4chan]] - The shitty [[Cancer|mother]] of all English [[*chans]].  Once kind of good, but is pure concentrated [[cancer]] now.
* [[420chan]] - A shit site for stoners.
* [[5chan]] - A shit site that's now URL redirect to 5chan's YouTube channel.
* [[55chan]] - A shit site for [[niggers]] (same fate as [[5chan]]).
* [[6-chan]] A shit site full of Mexican (not sure dammit). FUCK HYPHEN
* [[7chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[4chan]].
* [[711chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[420chan]].
* [[76chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was old [[b/|/b/]].
* [[78chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[7chan]].
* [[8chan]] - An alternative site that became popular after [[4chan]], also shit.
* [[808chan|88chan]] - A shit site for [[W.T. Snacks]].
* [[808chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[888chan]].
* [[888chan]] - A site originally made for maintaining a chan basis on [[Project Chanology]].
* [[99chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[78chan]].
* [[Additional Pylons]] - A shit site about [[pylons]].
* [[Anarchochan]] - a site for [[anarchists]]
* [[AnokChan]] - another shit site for [[anarchists]]
* [[AnonIB]] - A shit site full of AIDS and Spywarez where your pr0n gets [[zerg_rush|covered]] with pop-ups the same way a women's face gets [[bukkake|covered with cum]]
* [[BBWChan|BBWchan]] - A shit site about [[fat]] women.
* [[Britchan]] - A shit site intended for [[britfag]]s but full of [[stormfront|stormfags]].
* [[Desuchan]] - A shit site for Desufags. (Currently LOL [[V&]]).
* [[Diochan]] - A shit site for Italianfags.
* [[Fapchan]] - A shit site for pr0n.
* [[Faschan]] - A shit site for [[Nazi]]'s
* [[Fchan]] - A shit site about 4chan, with a higher [[furry]] - [[mundane]] ratio.
* [[FranChan]] - A shit site for frogs frenchs faggots.
* [[Futabachannel]] - A shit site that copied [[2chan]]/[[4chan]] and tried to kill [[Tom Cruise]].
* [[Gurochan]] - A shit site for...[[ALL CAPS|FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T GO HERE]].
* [[Hurrchan]] - A shit site for technology and [[G|/g/]] rejects run by a female tripfag.
* [[ImageBoard4Free]] - The [[mother]] of most *chans, where at least 90% of chans are born.
* [[Killchan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[420chan]].
* [[Konatachan]] - A shit site for [[Lucky Star]].
* [[Krautchan]] - A shit site for general [[Germany|German]] faggotry.
* [[Legi0n]] - A shit site devoted almost entirely to [[Chris-chan]].
* [[Mewch]] - A shit site devoted to comfiness.
* [[Newfapchan]] - A shit site for [[fap]]ping and [[porn]].
* [[not4chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[12chan]].
* [[OPERATORchan]] - A shit site for [[k/|/k/]]ommandos
* [[Renchan]] - A shit site for [[sick fuck]]s.
* [[RockstarChan]] - A shit site for [[Hipsters|Rockstars]].
* [[Wakachan]] - A shit site for [[weeaboos]] (aka iichan or idlechan).
* [[Wikichan]] - A shit [[wiki]] for [[faggot]]s (not to be confused with the above).
* [[WTFchan]] - A shit site for... [[wtf]].
* [[Ychan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[Fchan]].
* [[Ylilauta]] - A shit site for [[Finland|Snowniggers]].
* [[Yuchan]] - A shit chan for yugoslavs.
 
=== Danbooru-style imageboards ===
 
{{main|booru}}
 
== See also ==
 
* [[List of *chan boards]] - For other *chan boards not [[notable]] enough for their own article.
* [[The xchan effect]]


== External Links ==


#[[12chan]] - A shit site for [[pedophiles]].
* [[Wikipedia:Imageboard|Wikipedia's article on imageboards]]
#[[2chan]] (Futaba Channel) - The [[God|father]] of all [[*chans]]
* {{UkrED|Іміджборд|Ukrainian ED's article on imageboards}}
#[[2ch.ru]] - A chan for [[Russia|Russkies]].
#[[24chan]] - A shit site about [[shit|nothing]] (doesn't even exist anymore).
#[[315chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[711chan]] (also doesn't exist).
#[[4chan]] - The [[Cancer|mother]] of all English [[*chans]].  Once kind of good, but is shit now.
#[[420chan]] - A shit site for stoners.
#[[5chan]] - A shit site for [[Furries]] (gone the way of the [[you|dodo bird]]).
#[[55chan]] - A shit site for [[niggers]] (same fate as [[5chan]]).
#[[6-chan]] A shit site full of Mexican (not sure dammit). FUCK HYPHEN
#[[7chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[4chan]].
#[[711chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[420chan]].
#[[76chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was old [[/b/]].
#[[78chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[7chan]].
#[[8chan]] - An alternative site that became popular after [[4chan]] sold out to SJW's, also shit.
#[[808chan|88chan]] - A shit site for [[W.T. Snacks]].
#[[808chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[888chan]].
#[[888chan]] - A site originally made for maintaining a chan basis on [[Project Chanology]].
#[[99chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[78chan]].
#[[Additional Pylons]] - A shit site about [[pylons]].
#[[Anarchochan]] - a site for [[anarchists]]
#[[AnokChan]] - another shit site for [[anarchists]]
#[[AnonIB]] - A shit site full of AIDS and Spywarez where your pr0n gets [[zerg_rush|covered]] with pop-ups the same way a women's face gets [[bukkake|covered with cum]]
#[[BBWChan|BBWchan]] - A shit site about [[fat]] women.
#[[Britchan]] - A shit site intended for [[britfag]]s but full of [[stormfront|stormfags]].
#[[Desuchan]] - A shit site for Desufags. (Currently LOL [[V&]]).
#[[Diochan]] - A shit site for Italianfags.
#[[Fapchan]] - A shit site for pr0n.
#[[Fchan]] - A shit site about 4chan, with a higher [[furry]] - [[mundane]] ratio.
#[[Futabachannel]] - A shit site that copied [[2chan]]/[[4chan]] and tried to kill [[Tom Cruise]].
#[[Gurochan]] - A shit site for...[[ALL CAPS|FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T GO HERE]].
#[[Hurrchan]] - A shit site for technology and [[G|/g/]] rejects run by a female tripfag.
#[[ImageBoard4Free]] - The [[mother]] of most *chans, where at least 90% of chans are born.
#[[Killchan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[420chan]].
#[[Konatachan]] - A shit site for [[Lucky Star]].
#[[Krautchan]] - A shit site for general [[Germany|German]] faggotry.
#[[Legi0n]] - A shit site devoted almost entirely to [[Chris-chan]].
#[[Newfapchan]] - A shit site for [[fap]]ping and [[porn]].
#[[not4chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[12chan]].
#[[OPERATORchan]] - A shit site for /[[k]]/ommandos
#[[Renchan]] - A shit site for [[sick fuck]]s.
#[[RockstarChan]] - A shit site for [[Hipsters|Rockstars]].
#[[Wakachan]] - A shit site for [[weeaboos]] (aka iichan or idlechan).
#[[Wikichan]] - A shit [[wiki]] for [[faggot]]s (not to be confused with the above).
#[[WTFchan]] - A shit site for... [[wtf]].
#[[Ychan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[Fchan]].
#[[Ylilauta]] - A shit site for [[Finland|Snowniggers]].
#[[Yuchan]] - A chan for yugoslavs.
#[[Revoluchan]] - A chan where [[leet|HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE THEY SAYING I DON'T EVEN]]


==More Info==
*'''[[List of *chan boards]]''' - For other *chan boards not [[notable]] enough for their own article.
*'''[[The xchan effect]]
==External Links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imageboard WP's article on imageboards/chans]
*{{UkrED|Іміджборд|Ukrainian ED's article on imageboards/chans}}


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Latest revision as of 18:12, 9 July 2023

This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.
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Chan may refer to:

  1. A popular Chinese surname (traditional Chinese 陳; simplified Chinese 陈) in Cantonese transcription. The Mandarin transcription of the same name is Chen (surname).
    • Jackie Chan - Popular Kung Fu expert and actor.
  2. Ch'an (chi. 禪) (pinyin: chán), a sect of Buddhism cognate to Zen in Japanese Language.
  3. A Japanese honorific (like san) used to refer to children, girls, and young women. Often used in naming notable camwhores on chan imageboards (see below).
  4. Any number of channels (usually in the form of textboards and imageboards) for anonymous posting with a noted disregard for common decency. Often popular amongst Weeaboo (or in some cases, Elevens) basement-dweller on the Intarweb.

ED readers are most likely interested in #3 or #4:

#3: chans (AKA camwhores)

Moar info: Camwhore.

Camwhores need to learn this.
How sick fucks appreciate camwhores.

Since the dawn of the interwebs, there have been attention whores. With the easy availability of webcams/digicams/cellcams, these attention whores have more and more ways to seek attention and (d-)evolved into today's camwhores. Here are a few (semi-)notable ones.

#4: Websites

*chans: Futaba-style imageboards

Chans between 2004-2013 (win)
Chans between 2014-2020 (wat)
Chans as of 2021-present (o god no...)
Spinoff imageboards in a nutshell

Moar info: List of *chan boards.

Once upon a time, some hikikomori Elevens got the brilliant idea to make the Internets equivalent of writing naughty messages and phone numbers on a greasy bathroom wall and made an enormous fucking website about it (completely unaware of Usenet). Some weeaboo basement-dweller went off to make an English version because he thought it was the hottest shit around. Since 4chan is the largest of the English-speaking chan sites, it has spawned millions of ugly, disgusting, retarded children that exist either to support furfags or to cater to some geniuses who wish to get away from 4chan's “fascist rules” or dumb moderators. Currently there is only one serious contender to 4chan, but it is super duper t0p 5ekrit.

Danbooru-style imageboards

Moar info: booru.

See also

External Links


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