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== Aftermath ==
It turns out, the rampage ended before [[Epic Win|the cops even arrived]], probably saving Jose's ass from serving juvie time had he not [[An hero]]. Upon searching his backpack, police found an [[Angry Birds]] notebook which Jose left 2 suicide notes. They also found his cellphone in which they found photos of [[Columbine]] high school pranksters Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, [[TJ Lane]], and [[Kip Kinkel]], suggesting Jose took some inspiration. And based on internet search's from his phone and the family laptop, it seems Jose did indeed research school shootings, along with other topics like "top 10 evil children" "revenge" "bullying" "frontier middle school shooting" [[Adolf Hitler|"what if nazis won ww2"]] and [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]]. The pigs also found [[Secks|69]] video games owned by Jose across the PS2, Dreamcast, and Xbox 360 consoles, more than 40 of them were violent(OMGG!!11 BAN ASSAULT GAMEZ!) Some of the games were from series like [[Call Of Duty]], [[Battlefield]], [[Grand Theft Auto]], and [[Hitman]]. Obviously those video games didn't help him for shit. They also found strategy games which probably brainwashed his ass to talk like he was fucking Erwin Rommel.
After the shooting it was a fucking small shitstorm of media coverage for like a few days or so but then was forgotten, most likely due do the fact that school shootings happen EVERY FUCKING DAY OR SO. Though it was bought up a short time later during [[Hillary Clinton]]'s presidential campaign on the topic of [[Gun control|gun control]]. But after that, [[Shit no one cares about|the shooting was pretty much forgotten]].


== Photo Gallery ==
== Photo Gallery ==

Revision as of 01:26, 26 August 2018

Jose Reyes
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 1, injured 2

{{Ibrow|Top 25?|[[No}}

Style Single player
An Hero? Yes


Photo Gallery

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Suicide Notes

"Dear teachers and students today is the day when I kill you bastards for the embarrassment that you did. You say mean things in school. That i'm gay, that i'm lazy, stupid, idiot and also say that I pee my pants and also stealing my money. Well that all ends. Today I will get revenge on the students and teachers for ruining my life. Today I will bring a god damn pistol and rifle to shoot you and see how you like it when someone making fun of you. Once I kill you, your life will be nothing but nightmare and bad dreams. I don't care if I have a'lots of bullets to shoot all of you cause i'm gonna die tring on my last stand.And right now this school will now come to an end and your death will be rising when I shoot you. Have a great death at school."

OMG NEWLY DISCOVERED SUICIDE NOTE!!11

"My mommy keeps prostituting herself and she once used me as a dildo so I scream bitch WTF amma go shoot up the school so *record scratch* yep that's me you are properly wondering how I ended up in this situation so anyways I don't know the kill count amma bet it's higher than those columbine fags LMFAO so amma bring my cool as fuck BB gun so when I find that nigger bitch who keeps making fun of me amma shoot his little fucking eyes out with it btw thanks dad for letting me steal your gun you fucking cunt make sure you lock shit the next time mommy whores herself out to you anyways bye fags oh and I raped the pet's as well yes know wonder Mr.Tiddles ran the fuck out of the house and got hit by a monster truck lol anyways for real now BYEEEEEEEE CUNT FUCKERS""

Wanted Level

Wanted Level:
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Police Force



Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 1/20
Accuracy: 4/20
Style: 8/20 Dressed in a school uniform of the school he was shooting up, nothing like school spirit!
Butthurt: 3/20 Was talked about for a few days, then forgotten
Bonus: 2/20 Autistic Sperg-out
Total score: 15/100 (F-)
Those hours playing video games didn't help at all
See full ranking

See Also

  • Columbine - What he tried to be
  • Barry Loukaitis - Who's score he could have taken
  • Asa Coon - At least he beat him
  • Andrew Golden and Mitchell Johnson - Record holders for high score at a middle school
  • Condoms - What could have prevented this
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