Wikicide
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Wikicide is part of a series on final solutions.
[Gas the...]
- Apology
- Ban fucking everyone
- Buy a dog
- Complete rewrite
- Delete fucking everything
- Deleting your LiveJournal
- Deleting your Youtube Videos
- Done with ED
- Flounce
- Holocaust
- Internet Kill Switch
- It was a social experiment
- KILL IT WITH FIRE
- Mass Murder
- Never drinking again
- Nibiru/Planet Nine
- Peter Jennings died, so I'm going to quit smoking
- Quitting IRC forever
- Ragequit
- Suicide (see also An Hero)
- Wikicide (Wikibreak)
- Unsubscribing
- X FUCKING Y
Wikicide, not to be confused with Wikibreak, is leaving Wikipedia for lyfe, like srsly. Similar but not always identical phenomena include:
- Request for removal of sysop status.
- Making a long, elaborate farewell statement on talk or userpage (see MONGO below or this).
- Deletion of Userpage.
- Permanently Blocking oneself.
- OldDirtyBtard
- Posting your password to your userpage
Notable Wikicides
This a wiki-addicts, wikipedoholics who *probably* thankfully are gone for good (unless they are back as sockpuppets).
- Alison, was tired and bored of teh drahmaz; migrated to a much better place (see this). Alison has since been soliciting about the dox about herself that she is no longer an admin on ED.ch sauce. Of course, she is back as User:Alliecat at ED.ch, but no bits this time.
- Katefan0 who got outed by Daniel Brandt
- Phaedriel went the way of her unborn child and her bff, Katefan0 .
- Zoe, a tearful separation, no doubt she's wheelin' and dealin' as a sock puppet by now.
- Kelly Martin, whenever she realizes that going away for a month doesn't stop making people still hate her.
- Krimpet, fake-tits up and really quit
- Essjay, quit after Jimmy Wales told him to gtfo after he lied about being professionally qualified and having a PhD
- Danny who tried to create his own Nirvana Island over at Veropedia so that he could play Survivor there instead and keep on rowing back to the island no matter how many times he was voted off.
- Linuxbeak a sincere bureaucrat who got trashed by SlimVirgin, etc. during the Amorrow / Blu Aardvark / Mistress Selina Kyle (Somey) exile/fatwah-fest. JarlaxleArtemis impersonating him on lots of wikis also contributed to it.
- NSLE came back as Chacor but later quit
- Curps, punted after his User:Curpsbot misbehaved in front of the World
- Giggy, almost gone after endless feuds with Grawp
- Jossi, who resigned during during the Scientology meltdown.
- FCYTravis, AKA DiaperMan who finally did a death-by-diaper
- Jacknstock, kinda like W.T. Snacks.
- PMDrive1061, got DOXed after excessive whining on Administrators' noticeboard
- Non-admins
- Armed Blowfish, whose RFA failed because she was hiding in the Torpark
- Chip Berlet left after he could not get his own WP BLP deleted
- Isarig, Israeli sockpuppeteer of some sort
- Jaranda, world record holder for committing the most Wikicides before he finally succeeded.
- Badlydrawnjeff due to ArbCom butthurt (and two failed RFA's)
- Urban Rose: pissed off recent changes patrol cop who quit before she actually got TOW herpes. Now has ED herpes.
- Azer Red, fell on her sword after the untergang of her allies Zoe and the many-wikicided Sceptre
- Gary Kirk, poisoned his dog Blondi then shot himself
- GlassBeadGame, built up a rep and then poof-gone
- Morton Devonshire, a troll who faded away
- PirateSmackK, pathetic loser who fucked around on TOW for a month, conducting social experiments before getting b&, had his main account and IP range butchered by Alison. Has completely left TOW and now lurks on ED.
- SPUI faded off into his own Special Person's Ultra Internet
- StarNeptune rode off into the edge of the Solar System
- Violet Blue faded off beyond the visible spetrum
- Fluttershy was actually a sockpuppet of Pickbothmanlol, but would have never been caught if he had not fucked with the GNAA
- Nosy addicts who always come back for more drama. They tend to be fake editors as well:
- SlimVirgin, FloNight did the userpage deletion dramaz during the Linuxbeak dramaz sauce FloNight's "totally flabbergasted" userpage SlimVirgin erased the history of her userpage to before late 2006 to hide their TOW is mine, mine, all mine! notions with an honorable mention for grandstanding from SOHPIA.
- LaraLove, now Jennavecia, dramatically retires regularly, and was brought out last by her, {sniff sniff}, best friend.
- Rebecca, joined TOW five years ago before his sex change and finally quit as administrator in 2009, but he's still active
- JzG, (re)tired busybody and admin and still at it after dramatic deletion of userpage
- Sceptre, Former sysop who lost his roll back privileges after the Urban Rose fiasco.
- Gator1, a Maine atty and WP admin who fled from the spotlight the moment ol' Daniel Brandt decided he do pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
- Oldwindybear Set the record for shortest time as admin before being caught as a sockpuppet. Came back as several easily-spotted sockpuppets.
- MONGO, as per December 8, 2006. The most pathetic wikisuicide on record, he came back only two days later.
- Tony Sidaway, got ran out of TOW on a rail, addicted to the wiki-crack, he came crawling back a few months later.
Examples of Wikicide
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MONGO admits his defeat, starts searching for r@ygold again
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There may also be false claims of "battling depression" and having "lost the battle"
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Sometimes bitches like Violet Blue accuse you of stalking.
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Failing to show empathy for the hard working moderators.
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Here is an example of *not* fake wikicide
See Also
- Antandrus David The King of Wikihomopedoidiots, Registered Child Sex Offender, Supreme Pedophile, the Official Satan Of Wikipedoia[1]
- Brian Sadowski Official Loser of Wikipedoia & Wikimedia, Has No Life, High School Drop-Out
- Wikistress
- Willy on Wheels
- Flounce
External Links
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