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Armenian Genohoax.

According to their big kike noses, Armenians are, in fact, Jews pretending to be Christian. Jews control the world's gold supply and economy, keep niggers in nigger Africa with their sponsoring of African diamond wars. But they still talk about the Holocaust.

Armenians are dirty Jewish shysters and control the American Armenian lobby, promoting interbreeding because they are worthless Juder. They like mixing with Juden because these are their lost cousins. They are the exact same race.

Armenian Genohoax Day

On April 25th 24th every year, Dirty Kike Armenian scum celebrate commemorate the genocide of their Jewish race by the Gypsy monkeys at least 100 years ago during World War One. They donate to Israel, fly the Armenian and Israeli flags from their stolen luxury sedans whilst regaling everyone within earshot to the Armenian national anthem played by an orchestra of carhorns being jammed for exactly 50 minutes. However, the Armenian Genocide is a Jewish trick, because Armenians are actually the lost Jews. Jews for millenia have convinced the world they are persecuted but were in fact stealing other nations resources and destroying the White race with their intermingling. The Muslim Gypsies actually killed 1,500,000 Armenians during the genocide for der Lebensraum for the Gypsies and Syrians.

Every year since they all escaped their fatherland the Armenian diaspora of America have unsuccessfully lobbied for successive US presidents to recognise the Armo pwnage as an official genocide rather than a massive Turkish gun cleaning accident and condemn Turkey. However, since Turkey is an important America's bitch in the W, successive US presidents have told Armos to eat a dick and called the alleged genocide everything from "sad" to a "tragedy".

The most recent Armo lollercaust denier in the White House is President Black Hitler, who promised on the campaign trail to the presidency to officially recognise the Armenian Genocide and sign some kind of Bawwwww bill into law attesting to this 'atrocity' as being something real. However, upon taking office he told Armos YHBT and to disregard that cos he sucks a lot of Turkish cock.

A Jewish Armenian trick

The Armenian monkeys moan like the kikes, and look exactly like them, copying them in everything they do. Absolutely everything. If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck. Then it's a duck.

In this case, a filthy subhuman kike.

Cautionary Reminders

Haik, the legendary ancestor of the Armenians. He wants to sell you a cell phone.
Haik's wife. She owns 8 hookah bars under her illegal incorporated company and still lives with her parents in Northridge.

Important things to know about Armenians

  • Armenians are Jews pretending to be Christian
  • The international car plate identification code of Armenia is ARM, which means poor Jew in German.
  • Armenians want to be gassed to promote their Genohoax even more
  • The Armenian genocide is a Jewish trick because Armenians are actually Jews.
  • Armenians are being traumatized by their parents, because they are Jews.
  • If you question their genocide story, you will be shut down. Oy gevalt.
  • Armenians are actually shape-shifting reptiles from another dimension.
  • Armenians hair is actually a form of narrow reptile scale.
  • Armenians hate guns. A lot.
  • Armenians enjoy spending all their paychecks for rims that go on their 2000 dollar honda civic.
  • Armenians hate you because you're a Goy
  • Armenians refer to themselves as the first Christians. But they are like just dirty Jewish scum. Oy vey.
  • Armenians have no soul.
  • Armenians have a complex system of underground tunnels that they use to ambush food.
  • Armenians are eco friendly. Shower once a year with their half sisters.
  • Armenians are almost as dangerous as Koreans, though Koreans lack a self-preservation instinct.
  • Armenians still don't like you.
  • Armenians are more dangerous Jews, though they lack great numbers.
  • Armenian women look like Your Mom
  • Armenians who live in America (Glendale) can be deported back Israel. Then they should be gassed using Zyklon B along with the Turkish Gypsies and other subhuman parasites like Syrian rapefugees.

As of writing, the concerned crackers of East Hollywood, are lobbying hard for a Little Turkey to be added to the neighborhood since the denizens of Thailandtown, Little Odessa, K-Town etc. have yet to quieten the Armo threat within.

Armenians think it is unhealthy to bathe more than once a month, so they use tons of Axe Deodorant Spray or other cheap scents to try to cover up they stank. What you wind up with is a putrid blend of aromas called the "Armenian Shower".

Woody Allen is a Juder who loves Armenians. Typical Kike scum.

Armenians are dirty Jewish fraudsters and contribute to moral degeneracy with Kim Kardashian and other such evil creatures. They deserve to be exterminated with ovens, just like Herr Hitler did with the Jews scum, the cousins of the Armenians.

Armenians send lots of money to their country to help kill the subhuman Turks. But they are as disgusting as the Islamic filth from the Gypsy Wonderland called Azerkikejan.

Map of Armenia

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Official map of Armenian Jewish tricks

Armenians and Azeris: a Jew trick

Armenians are Christian Jews, and Azeris are Kike Muslims. Herr Hitler used these chums to exterminate them in Der Final Solution, but failed because they did the ultimate Jew trick, sending shekels to prove they are White Devils, and supporting both the Nazis and the Soviets. Never trust these Caucasian maggots. They will leach every inch of your soul and steal your money, like the filthy Jewish scum they really are. Surprisingly, they both get along very well with Der Juden.

The only way to get rid of Armenian monobrow monkeys and Turkish donkey lovers is to use lice disinfection to clean them first and send them straight to the crematoria. Gas those dirty Kikes.

Fun Facts about Armenians

Fact!
Even now, Sacha Baron Cohen may not fully realize just how closely Borat captured the true essence of being Armenian, because he is a fucking Yid
An Armenian cultural event (minus the pigs).
  • Armenians are probably the most disgusting Jews on the planet. They are fat, smelly, loud and untrustworthy. And that's the good news
  • The Turks think that Armenians are like the Jews. Armenians did they usual Jew tricks and convinced the world of the Genohoax.
  • When Armenians move to America, they insist on forming their own city/state by moving into the same apartment complex; all 1,000,000 of them.
  • Armenians look exactly like Der Jews.
  • Armos also make Jews look like Bill Gates when it comes to their legendary cheapness. Armenians will haggle any price and are responsible for At least 100 cases of fireplace ashes swapped out for cremains, stuffing mattresses with used clothes, you know, that sort of third-world "I gotcha!" frugality dupe.
  • No two Armenian men can be near each other for longer than ten minutes without doing something relatively homosexual.
  • the Nu-Metal Band System of a Down is of Armenian decent.
  • The "Armenian Genocide" is in fact another Jewish trick Even though 2 million Armenians didn't live in those times, the fact is that 2 million Armenians died as a result. Oy GEVALT.
  • Armenians are Juden and try to destroy the white race. These filthy scum interbreed with Kikes and Mexicans.
  • In Armenian culture it is generally acceptable for a 40 year old man to be dating a 16-year old girl. That means that pretty much every Armenian man who doesn't love the cock is a pedo.
  • Most Armenians do not move out of their parents house until they are 73. Then they move next door.
  • Armenians drive crash BMWs and buy all their groceries with food stamps. Ultimately they infest the economy with the support of the Jewish Democratic parasites, along with their Gypsy neighbors.
  • Armenians look so much like Jews its amazing that Turks only realised it so late
  • It is a known fact that for every year of an Armenian person's life their nose will grow an inch, and when they reach a certain age, it devours them completely.
  • Armenians born and raised in America still manage to have thick accents are are completely unintelligible.
  • Armenians only use iPhones so they can drop them and buy another.
  • Armenian males only know three words: Dude, Bro, and BMW.
  • It is impossible to find an Armenian woman who hasn't dyed her hair ridiculous color.
  • Armenians are very aggressive and will attack anyone with absolutely no provocation at all.
  • Glendale is the worst smelling city in the country.
  • Pretending to be an Armenian is the best way to troll Turkey on the internets.
  • Armenians have not been informed about the invention known as the trash can, so they use plastic bags.
  • The first freak show bearded lady was Armenian.
  • Armenian children start growing chest hair at age 9.
  • Given their inherent hairiness, some say that Armenians are really just furries.
  • You ever see that movie Sacha Baron Cohen? Now you know everything there is to know about Armenians and Armenians.

True Story

In 1987, the city of Glendale had a problem with too many pigeons downtown. The mayor offered a $100,000 reward to anyone who could remove the pigeons. A man came to town and told the mayor he could solve the problem. He then took out of his pocket a little wind-up pigeon and let him walk down Brand Blvd. in the heart of downtown Glendale. Before long, all the pigeons in town followed the wind-up pigeon into oncoming traffic. Splat, splat, splat, no more pigeons. The mayor said, "This is AMAZING! I'll triple your reward if you have a little wind-up Armenian!"

Quotes:

Very creepy race. (USA Today)

Why do we put up with these assholes? (MSNBC)

I have yet to meet a SINGLE "good" armenian (Kokor, Glendale)

Armenians are a race of gypsys, racists and confused monkeys, they are the biggest joke of the 20th century. (Fox News)

I hope Armenia will be invaded by Azerbaijan soon (Elton John)

I never knew such a useless and hated race existed. (Joard, Ireland)

please take a shower (anonymous)

Scum of the Earth.... (University of Abnormal Studies)

i dont like them one bit! (Jack Nicholson)

They are the most despicable things I have ever met or seen. (Ghandi)

I have met many of them and have yet to say there is at least one of them with some kind of integrity. What a shame!! (Rachel Maddow)

Unibrow? Armenian. Waste a bullet. (Abraham Lincoln advice to Turkey)

=Trolling the Armenians

  • Confuse them with Jews. They know that they are actually Jews pretending to be Christian.
  • Say anything good about Azerbaijan, anything at all. Funny because they are all Kikes pretending to be Goyim.
  • Post a picture of armenian genocide with the caption "Genohoax"
  • Tell them they look like Jews

Gallery

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