Jose Reyes

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Jose Reyes
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 1, injured 2

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Style Single player
An Hero? Yes


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Suicide Notes

"Dear teachers and students today is the day when I kill you bastards for the embarrassment that you did. You say mean things in school. That i'm gay, that i'm lazy, stupid, idiot and also say that I pee my pants and also stealing my money. Well that all ends. Today I will get revenge on the students and teachers for ruining my life. Today I will bring a god damn pistol and rifle to shoot you and see how you like it when someone making fun of you. Once I kill you, your life will be nothing but nightmare and bad dreams. I don't care if I have a'lots of bullets to shoot all of you cause i'm gonna die tring on my last stand.And right now this school will now come to an end and your death will be rising when I shoot you. Have a great death at school."

OMG NEWLY DISCOVERED SUICIDE NOTE!!11

"My mommy keeps prostituting herself and she once used me as a dildo so I scream bitch WTF amma go shoot up the school so *record scratch* yep that's me you are properly wondering how I ended up in this situation so anyways I don't know the kill count amma bet it's higher than those columbine fags LMFAO so amma bring my cool as fuck BB gun so when I find that nigger bitch who keeps making fun of me amma shoot his little fucking eyes out with it btw thanks dad for letting me steal your gun you fucking cunt make sure you lock shit the next time mommy whores herself out to you anyways bye fags oh and I raped the pet's as well yes know wonder Mr.Tiddles ran the fuck out of the house and got hit by a monster truck lol anyways for real now BYEEEEEEEE CUNT FUCKERS""

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Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 1/20
Accuracy: 4/20
Style: 8/20 Dressed in a school uniform of the school he was shooting up, nothing like school spirit!
Butthurt: 3/20 Was talked about for a few days, then forgotten
Bonus: 2/20 Autistic Sperg-out
Total score: 15/100 (F-)
Those hours playing video games didn't help at all
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See Also

  • Columbine - What he tried to be
  • Barry Loukaitis - Who's score he could have taken
  • Asa Coon - At least he beat him
  • Andrew Golden and Mitchell Johnson - Record holders for high score at a middle school
  • Condoms - What could have prevented this
[Stop shooting!Pull the trigger]
Jose Reyes is part of a series on Gun Control
Locus in quo:

Abilene Alleyway Shooting πŸ”« Capital Gazette Shooting πŸ”« Chris Dorner πŸ”« Christchurch mosque attacks πŸ”« Colorado Theatre Shooting πŸ”« David Long πŸ”« Dayton shooting πŸ”« El Paso Walmart Shooting πŸ”« Elliot Rodger πŸ”« Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting πŸ”« Jacksonville Shooting πŸ”« Kyle Rittenhouse πŸ”« Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting πŸ”« Pulse Nightclub Massacre πŸ”« Randy Stair πŸ”« San Bernardino shooting πŸ”« Sandniggers in Paris πŸ”« Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre πŸ”« Santa Fe High School Shooting πŸ”« Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom πŸ”« Las Vegas shooting πŸ”« Texas church shooting πŸ”« Umpqua Community College Shooting πŸ”« Virginia Beach Shooting πŸ”« Youtube shooting πŸ”«

Supporters

Barack Obama πŸ”« Christians πŸ”« Concerned Mothers πŸ”« Democrats πŸ”« Dianne Feinstein πŸ”« Government πŸ”« The Kennedys πŸ”« Kurt Eichenwald πŸ”« Faggots πŸ”« Liberals πŸ”« Michael Bloomberg πŸ”« Jews πŸ”« SJWs πŸ”« Sensitive people πŸ”« Tara Strong πŸ”« Trayvon Martin πŸ”« Quinton Reviews

Main ideas:

Assault Rifle πŸ”« Gun πŸ”« Gun Control πŸ”« Murder πŸ”« Arson πŸ”« Bombs πŸ”« Mass Shooting πŸ”« School Shooting πŸ”«

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg πŸ”« Killers πŸ”« Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing πŸ”« Sandniggers in Paris πŸ”« Ariana Grande Massacre πŸ”« London Bridge Attack 2017 πŸ”« Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

Charlton Heston πŸ”« James Holmes πŸ”« NRA πŸ”« Osama Bin Laden πŸ”« Republicans πŸ”« People planning a massacre πŸ”«

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine πŸ”« Γ‰cole Polytechnique πŸ”« Dawson College πŸ”« Virginia Tech Massacre πŸ”« Austin, Texas πŸ”« NIU Valentine's Day Massacre πŸ”« Hungerford Massacre πŸ”« Anders Breivik